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sam 🏳️‍⚧️

@robotgirl.fyi
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~30 🏳️‍⚧️ it/its | 🔞 nsfw | 🐶 woofing asexually out the train door | 🤖 touching computers to afford train fare | 🌈 enby/ΔΘ/bi/poly/aroace/audhd 🖼 picrew.me/en/image_maker/92653 🦈 robotgirl.dev/@sam go 👏 piss 👏 girl 👏

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/06/2025
[after one orgasm] okay now let's do a silly one
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Caffichai @caffichai.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Goldenglow in... special latex electrical safety gear Commission for @shallow-esotericist on Tumblr!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 19/05/2025
every trans woman i know is simultaneously the smartest woman alive and the dumbest woman alive, and i think that's beautiful
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bEA @vestigialhe.art · 19/05/2025
Vibe coding has been great for me to be honest, but my coworkers have told me that they find the buzzing noise distracting.
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Lewdles! @lewdles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
2 hours of trying to cum later…
Kello lying in bed, a vibrator loosely held in one hand, crumpled tissues everywhere, and their phone in the other hand. They’re look very bored, and they’re watching a train video. There are little specks of precum on their belly, and other indications that they have been trying to have an orgasm for a very long time.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The International Space Station orbits lazily above the Earth. An astronaut says "I'm so bored. You wanna fuck?" Another astronaut says "yea sounds good." The first astronaut smokes a cig and says "hey, that was great." The second one consults the official NASA fuck book and says "oh shit... did you follow protocol 2B?" They both see the semen free floating within the station. One shouts out "OH GOD... THE JIZZ!" The space station explodes.
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Rainy🏳️‍⚧️🦊θ∆ @faux.pet · 25/04/2025
also I fucking love Seattle, stepped out of the venue for a guy in a full latex Seattle Mariners outfit
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat
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Rowan Jetté Knox 🇨🇦 @mavenofmayhem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
That's what made me a dude for sure. All that robot-building I do.
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New York Transit Museum @nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's here!
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the girl penis of Taco Bell, in that it is both hard and soft at the same time and I like when it's in my mouth
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 15/02/2025
nothing hits better than a good breakfast,, except a girl who’s really buff and works out all day and does boxing on the side and has a thing for punching pathetic girls,,,
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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Bernie Wagenblast, the iconic voice of @mta.info subways, has a message, the day after the feds took the letter "T" referring to trans people, off websites about the Stonewall National Monument. @thecity.bsky.social
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
nothing worse than feeling sleepy even after a solid 8 hours of sleep like i gave you what you wanted you fucking meatbag and you betray me like this!!
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 13/02/2025
uh, one point four two.
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So which one of you is the puppy and which one of you is the kitty
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/02/2025
What kind of autism do I have? I just saw Kendrick walk on top of a numeral on the football field and my first thought was: what font does the NFL use?
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 10/02/2025
bouncing and moaning on it is out, bouncing and barking on it is in
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
self spanking asscheeks
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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.com · 10/02/2025
bestie @magicbear.bsky.social to me as i go utterly off the rails today w/OCD i laughed, gotta say
four panel lord of the rings meme, scenes from The Two Towers

panel one:
sam is looking at gollum on a dark background, wind blowing his hair
sam to gollum “are you doomscrolling again?

panel two:
gollum in a mountain pass, holding an iphone, mountains in the background, dark clouds, says “doomscrolling? doomscrolling? just because we has our phone out… you accuse us of doomscrolling”

panel three:
sam to gollum, dark background again
“fine. what are you scrolling then?”

panel three:
gollum to same, dark background, cave-seeming “DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 09/02/2025
my dumb ass didn’t pay attention to the time and ive lost progress on fixing my sleep schedule but we stay silly
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
im stealing ur vaginoplasty im the clamburglar
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
We need more faggier doctors
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
self slicking butthole
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Chappell in the pointy hat Grammys outfit gives me serious cute aggression. Reminds me of this:
A white and brown tabby cat with wet eyes, wearing a light pink pointy hat and cape tied with a bow in front
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Beanie Pup!🏳️‍⚧️🐶 💞=tail waggin @beanie-pup.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
barking at the moon to fall down and bonk pup on the head so she can get more eeps
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/02/2025
no thoughts just barks wwwrufff
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Allison Raine Chapman @alli.gay · 05/02/2025
Super excited to announce the LGBTQ Case bot! So excited to be working with team at @free.law to provide updates on cases relating the LGBTQ rights! Give the bot a follow! bsky.app/profile/lgbt...
bsky.app
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rosemary @rosemary.world · 04/02/2025
I’ve figured out how to be happy in the midst of everything; it’s just: • hanging out with friends • eating cute little meals • working on an overly ambitious art project • getting away with something • letting somebody set your heart on fire
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
thinking about how my favorite book as a child was about a girl who gets rescued by a shape shifting centaur alien and i would fantasize about being that girl and riding that boy
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Ms. Willow Rae @willow.goodgirls.online · 03/02/2025
So, is this for dogs that are bisexual or bisexuals who own dogs?
Etsy recommended search: bisexual dog gear
Photo with it is a trans pride colored dog collar
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Ms. Willow Rae @willow.goodgirls.online · 04/02/2025
girl who loves to piss x girl who loves to say "go piss girl"
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 01/02/2025
my favorite dinosaur is the T-rex because it is trans
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/01/2025
This is my favorite picture of Stonewall. They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+. Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them. I think about it a lot in moments like this.
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
if this skeet gets 50 likes i'll post dildo holster
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 26/01/2025
I swear I'm not a puppygirl! I'm just very puppygirl coded!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/01/2025
im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/01/2025
One way you can choose to make your life worse is by learning to tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica.
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Rainy🏳️‍⚧️🦊θ∆ @faux.pet · 22/01/2025
I had free time waiting on a call,, (repost with better background contrast)
a bumper sticker with a trans colored paw print, the text reads "My puppygirl used to be an Honor Student" Puppygirl is stylized in pawprints and bone shaped letters
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 22/01/2025
“my puppygirl used to be an honor student” bumper sticker
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A l i c e @astoehr.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
he really nailed it with this one
"I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 18/01/2025
It’s so transphobic that no trans dudes are trying to knock me up right now. 🥺🥺
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 17/01/2025
dogs should be allowed to weld
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Ms. Willow Rae @willow.goodgirls.online · 16/01/2025
DIY and Informed Consent clinics for HRT save lives
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 17/01/2025
hahahaha, i solved this in the funniest way. 🐶
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 15/01/2025
We can have sex once we finish our drafts. And then we can have more sex when we respond to reviewer feedback. And we can have even more sex when our papers are accepted. Wait did I say sex, I meant sleep, like 💤 on 🛏️.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 14/01/2025
trans joy 🏳️‍⚧️, send skeet.
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stanky transfem | NSFW @stanky-transfem.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Girl who insists she's not a puppy but her collar finally arrived and it feels so right to wear it and she's writing this post.
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 10/01/2025
frankly we should have a billion public bathrooms everywhere
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 09/01/2025
transfems deserve the world
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