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sam 🏳️‍⚧️

@robotgirl.fyi
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~30 🏳️‍⚧️ it/its | 🔞 nsfw | 🐶 woofing asexually out the train door | 🤖 touching computers to afford train fare | 🌈 enby/ΔΘ/bi/poly/aroace/audhd 🖼 picrew.me/en/image_maker/92653 🦈 robotgirl.dev/@sam go 👏 piss 👏 girl 👏

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/06/2025
[after one orgasm] okay now let's do a silly one
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Caffichai @caffichai.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Goldenglow in... special latex electrical safety gear Commission for @shallow-esotericist on Tumblr!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 19/05/2025
every trans woman i know is simultaneously the smartest woman alive and the dumbest woman alive, and i think that's beautiful
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bEA @vestigialhe.art · 19/05/2025
Vibe coding has been great for me to be honest, but my coworkers have told me that they find the buzzing noise distracting.
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Lewdles! [Commissions Closed] @lewdles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
2 hours of trying to cum later…
Kello lying in bed, a vibrator loosely held in one hand, crumpled tissues everywhere, and their phone in the other hand. They’re look very bored, and they’re watching a train video. There are little specks of precum on their belly, and other indications that they have been trying to have an orgasm for a very long time.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The International Space Station orbits lazily above the Earth. An astronaut says "I'm so bored. You wanna fuck?" Another astronaut says "yea sounds good." The first astronaut smokes a cig and says "hey, that was great." The second one consults the official NASA fuck book and says "oh shit... did you follow protocol 2B?" They both see the semen free floating within the station. One shouts out "OH GOD... THE JIZZ!" The space station explodes.
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Rainy🏳️‍⚧️🦊θ∆ @faux.pet · 25/04/2025
also I fucking love Seattle, stepped out of the venue for a guy in a full latex Seattle Mariners outfit
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat
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Rowan Jetté Knox 🇨🇦 @mavenofmayhem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
That's what made me a dude for sure. All that robot-building I do.
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New York Transit Museum @nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's here!
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 24/02/2025
also, woof, your eyeliner is immaculate. ✨
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 24/02/2025
I thought the typo was in “hot” and wasted too many cycles. 🫣
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 19/02/2025
woof, that always stings. 🫂🫂
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 19/02/2025
and we thank you for your service. 🫡
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 19/02/2025
the dream of every trans girlie.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the girl penis of Taco Bell, in that it is both hard and soft at the same time and I like when it's in my mouth
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 18/02/2025
you gotta talk to the machines, they are people too. :3 I love giving little headpats to my computers and they beep satisfactorily. but i once put my hand deep inside a Samsung washer and it played a little jingle and came all over me. 😬
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 16/02/2025
the pro move is to be vegan and say chickpea a lot so you get all the deniability when you finally say that you’d love a chickpee sandwich. 😇
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 16/02/2025
you’ve surely said chickpee a lot more than chickpea.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 16/02/2025
nah, that trick might work with other people, not you mate, sorry.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 16/02/2025
if you can’t naturally produce stupid deep within yourself, getting storebought and putting it deep within also works. :3
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 15/02/2025
nothing hits better than a good breakfast,, except a girl who’s really buff and works out all day and does boxing on the side and has a thing for punching pathetic girls,,,
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 15/02/2025
yeah apparently, didn’t even know this was an option. happy for you though.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 15/02/2025
omg 😭😭😭
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 15/02/2025
this heart ain’t pure, it’s spray-painted styrofoam. *breaks it
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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Bernie Wagenblast, the iconic voice of @mta.info subways, has a message, the day after the feds took the letter "T" referring to trans people, off websites about the Stonewall National Monument. @thecity.bsky.social
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
nothing worse than feeling sleepy even after a solid 8 hours of sleep like i gave you what you wanted you fucking meatbag and you betray me like this!!
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 13/02/2025
uh, one point four two.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 13/02/2025
10 obviously. :3
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So which one of you is the puppy and which one of you is the kitty
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 10/02/2025
every hole is a pie hole, when you’re skilled enough. :p
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 10/02/2025
so you got the cute kind too, huh? 🤝
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/02/2025
What kind of autism do I have? I just saw Kendrick walk on top of a numeral on the football field and my first thought was: what font does the NFL use?
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 10/02/2025
bouncing and moaning on it is out, bouncing and barking on it is in
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
self spanking asscheeks
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 10/02/2025
best of luck (on the screening call and on finding such hot trans women.) :3
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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.com · 10/02/2025
bestie @magicbear.bsky.social to me as i go utterly off the rails today w/OCD i laughed, gotta say
four panel lord of the rings meme, scenes from The Two Towers

panel one:
sam is looking at gollum on a dark background, wind blowing his hair
sam to gollum “are you doomscrolling again?

panel two:
gollum in a mountain pass, holding an iphone, mountains in the background, dark clouds, says “doomscrolling? doomscrolling? just because we has our phone out… you accuse us of doomscrolling”

panel three:
sam to gollum, dark background again
“fine. what are you scrolling then?”

panel three:
gollum to same, dark background, cave-seeming “DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 09/02/2025
classic-blunder
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 09/02/2025
my dumb ass didn’t pay attention to the time and ive lost progress on fixing my sleep schedule but we stay silly
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
im stealing ur vaginoplasty im the clamburglar
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 09/02/2025
I guess you got on the nice list and a clown car of hot butches is waiting outside.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 07/02/2025
We need more faggier doctors
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 07/02/2025
I read this as self licking butthole, I’ll keep my rt. <3
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fawn 🌲 @eeveelution.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
self slicking butthole
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 06/02/2025
yeah, me too, you never know what those fuckers are thinking.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 06/02/2025
awwww, now I can’t unsee it. 🤭
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Tiff E. Sniffs @tiffysniffs.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Chappell in the pointy hat Grammys outfit gives me serious cute aggression. Reminds me of this:
A white and brown tabby cat with wet eyes, wearing a light pink pointy hat and cape tied with a bow in front
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Beanie Pup!🏳️‍⚧️🐶 💞=tail waggin @beanie-pup.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
barking at the moon to fall down and bonk pup on the head so she can get more eeps
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/02/2025
no thoughts just barks wwwrufff
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 06/02/2025
the dropout folks did a bisexual bachelor and it was cool: www.dropout.tv/videos/the-b...
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