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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector

@extremely.gay
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possibly the dumbest girl in the world 33. they/she/it | tech, bay area moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 5h
Intrusive thought: throw your phone into the lake
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/09/2026
I love how estrogen has made any random masturbation session competitive with my top 5 pre-transition sexual experiences.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 26/09/2026
“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the shareholder value”
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/09/2026
“A new hand touches the beacon” but it’s just a new woman grabbing my hair to pull on my head and make me gag on her cock more.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/09/2026
oh right, I slept terribly last night. _that's_ why I'm horny right now
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
Wearing clothes last night: no sleep ergo: wear nothing, amazing sleep?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 09/09/2026
guess who went to bed before 3am and still hasn't gotten any sleep as the sun starts to rise 3.5 hours later
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 06/09/2026
watching Stargate Atlantis and I'm so horny I might let McKay hit it
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 02/09/2026
I’m horny but they’re testing the fire alarm today and if they weren’t I’d still be asleep and not listening to jazz over the alarm speaker 😔
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/08/2026
Saw an extremely cool pistol design yesterday and am once again thinking: damn designing guns would be so cool if it weren’t for all the murder involved.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23/08/2026
I can tell I lowered my hormone dose very slightly because I experienced one (1) minor setback 3 hours ago and I still feel upset about it (it's shot day (I did my shot on time 7 hours ago))
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 17/08/2026
tummy hort. fucked up because I’ve eaten foods today and hydrated.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 17/08/2026
Endless Eight was such an incredible demonstration of committing to the bit and the world was not ready for it.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/08/2026
A: Hey look it’s updike B: what’s updike? A: not much, what’s up with you? 😏
A semi trailer with a logo for UPDIKE DISTRIBUTION LOGISTICS
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/07/2026
I want ice cream but like drinking I've made that a thing I don't usually do alone and my ice cream friends are busy tonight
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 24/07/2026
tried to do my one (1) procrastinated errand today and failed, but I did see a cute trans girl on the bus and two more on my walk home
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23/07/2026
I should take a better selfie later but I got new glasses
White woman in a red cardigan wearing glasses with a vaguely hexagonal shape that narrows toward the nose. They’re mirrored and extremely red.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 18/07/2026
tomorrowland main stage looks like a hitman level
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 14/07/2026
Togusa's not using a Mateba in intro. canceled.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 14/07/2026
drunk in that "2 glasses of wine gets me fully drunk now" kinda way, watching the first episode of the new Ghost in the Shell
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/07/2026
problematic new AGP: aella gynophile
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/06/2026
Multitudes would be a great name for a girl.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/06/2026
the british need to be stopped en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoom
en.wikipedia.org
Spoom - Wikipedia
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 08/06/2026
Okay another story has been posted, the world is slightly more correct
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/06/2026
The most damning thing about ZERO PARADES so far is there’s only 1 story on ao3 and it’s… straight? male PoV??? The lesbian flirting in this game is _textual_! there's a hot evil lesbian! you can go on a wildly inappropriate first date with her! how is there not 10k words expounding on that?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/06/2026
Fuck I need SILHOUETTE to [redacted] me
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 01/06/2026
Woke up this morning 100% feral, having dreamt of full penetration. Briefly, I could’ve topped the world Instead of doing something with that… I had to follow through on “social plans” and “voting” and I’m not sure anything has ever made me less horny than reading about lt. governors and tax policy
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 27/05/2026
Maybe dirty soda wasn’t meant to be made with clear drinks.
Taco Bell cup with “dirty lemonade” in it. It looks like cum.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/05/2026
been playing subnautica (the original, because I got it in a humble bundle years ago) but it's been slow going because I am absolute scaredy cat who refuses to do anything in logical order
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 24/05/2026
When the receptionist you don’t really know yet calls you sweetheart >>>
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20/05/2026
“ironically bisexual”
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 08/05/2026
I'm at zero out of five unless I can count some dead [grand]parents
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 01/05/2026
having a cold sucks.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/04/2026
There is a horse at the software conference
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/04/2026
People really should say this more often
Conference projector screen which reads “Computer programmers do not deal in the truth.”
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/04/2026
You ever meet someone famous and who they are doesn’t click until 10 minutes into a conversation? Even though you’ve stood within 10 feet of them before?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/03/2026
I am very drunk. What’s up?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/03/2026
I made a list of criteria and read a bunch of name lists to make a short list and then picked the ones that felt right.
The list of criteria, in rendered markdown:

#### Requirements
I like my initials, `csv`, so I want any name changes to keep the first letter.

First name should:
1. I have to like it
2. have strong feminine gender connotation
3. first page of search results for it should not be full of references to an active porn star
4. start with a hard C, and have no variants beginning with K
5. short, ideally no more than 7 letters
6. no common alternate spellings to confuse people
7. "moanable"
8. not be a name collision with anyone in my social circle
9. not be the name of an ex

Middle name: all of the above, except:
* Starts with S, no confusable soft C spelling
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 08/03/2026
Can I get a “good girl” for doing my shot on the correct day of the week?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 26/02/2026
the need to be called darling, sweetie >>>>
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/02/2026
bimbo counterintelligence What if the FBI was hot and countered intelligence?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/02/2026
Electric violins look cool as fuck
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/01/2026
Girl breakfast (with coffee)
A box of Tagalongs, the peanut butter Girl Scout cookies.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 01/01/2026
Tonight’s Zinfandel served in a dickanter. Wine is stored in the balls.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 01/01/2026
Wearing my third choice dress tonight and doesn’t that just sum up the whole year? Truly, a third choice to a third choice year.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/12/2025
for thanksgiving I wore the chaste red dress for christmas, the dyke-y one
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/12/2025
My condolences to English cricket fans.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/12/2025
My condolences to English cricket fans.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 05/12/2025
she's in a sort of 24/7 DSM-V relationship
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