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sam 🏳️‍⚧️

@robotgirl.fyi
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 07/01/2025
I wanna be a knight. Or just kneel in front of the regalest of queens wielding a sword in front of an audience. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
“Accolade” by Edmund Blair Leighton. A knight in uniform has taken off his helmet and is kneeing in front a queen who’s walked from her throne in a flowing white dress to gently place a sword on the knights right shoulder. This is happening in a public square and there’s commoners watching.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 18/12/2024
want 🐶
Screenshot of the product page for “Magic Topper”. The description reads: “For extra enjoyable meal-times. Five tasty recipes made to boost your dog’s health. Supplemental feeding suitable for adult dogs.” It shows the “Original” variant pictured with two cup noodle-style cups suspended over a light brown background with the description “The perfect blend of taste and gentle ingredients, this recipe will satisfy even the pickiest eaters.”
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 06/12/2024
White text on black background that reads: addendum: Finally, it clicks open, and you relax into the safety of unlocking an amazing night together. She whispers in your ear, “I got a surprise for you”, and gently slides down her lacy underwear. You immediately recognize the awful kind of tubular lock lurking underneath. This is gonna be one long, frustrating night for you. Goddamn t4t sex, makes all this worth it.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 06/12/2024
White text on black background that reads: image: you arrive at her apartment, at last. There was the delayed bart, then the fucking muni was late and a single car and so packed even your New Yorker ass wouldn’t shove itself in. But, you’re here now. You’re sweaty and late but you think it only adds to the allure. She opens the door smelling like a soap commercial. You shove your bag on the floor and shove her against the door, closing it with a thud. And here comes the challenge, the one you’ve been preparing all week for. You pull out the lock-picks from your pocket and start picking the lock that opens her bra. But your hands are sweaty, fuck the muni, fuck this fucking city. You know how to do this, it’s a generic tubular lock. You practiced this hundreds of times, but never with such a distracting party in between, and her hands are approaching your genitals. You sweat some more. You curse yourself for swiping right on a puzzlesexual, you know she’s gonna dump your sorry ass if you fail to pick this lock.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 30/11/2024
uhh, would you earnestly like a handwritten letter? I am planning on sending out a batch using this new rose-flavored ink I just acquired. But, it won’t be till late December, since I’m traveling till then.
A small cardboard box on a desk. The box has a rosy design and says in block letters “encre rouge” (red ink), then a drawing of a rose, then “parfum rose” (rose perfume).
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 30/11/2024
white text on a black background that reads: addendum: the waiting bucket is actually a row of bound people with their mouths open.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 30/11/2024
white text on black background that reads: image: the endocrinologist goes home, but she can’t stop thinking about that patient’s claim about estrogen tasting sweet. That Friday, there’s charcuterie set up on her vast dining table, in a dimly lit, eerily quiet, sparsely furnished mansion. But, on closer inspection, it’s not traditional charcuterie, it’s all different formulations of estrogen. She samples one, swirls it in her mouth, thinks about it, and spits it into a waiting bucket. Then says, in a professorial tone, “blue with hints of baja blast and lavender”, before moving to the next one. A computer at the corner of the room is transcribing her remarks into a research paper.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 29/11/2024
White monospace text on black background that reads: If you’re out of RAM, you can pull some out from your local robotgirl. It doesn’t need to think anyway.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 29/11/2024
Also, obligatory.
The Tom and Jerry cake meme template. Tom cuts a slice from a cake labeled “kinks & fetishes”. The slice is distinguished and labeled “sex”. Tom takes the rest of the cake with his two hands.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 29/11/2024
white text on black background that reads: image: you’re playing a game and I sit next to you bound and gagged wearing a shock collar. I have beaten this game a few times. You suck at it, and I get shocked each time you take a hit. You are so very bad at it and when I make muffled noises in anguish, you turn to me, put your hands on my face, and sweetly ask what’s bothering me. The enemies are swarming your character.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 24/11/2024
goddammit.
Screenshot of a notification that I’d been followed by another account with kiwifarms in the display name.
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sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @robotgirl.fyi · 24/11/2024
Argh, what the fuck is up with this site!! This keeps happening!! 🤬🤬🤬
Notifications tab of the Bluesky app showing, at the top, that “kiwifarms.net #FreeBossmanJack followed you”.
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