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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lolling at the panicked tone of the caption here, describing some planned demolition work.

BBC East Instagram post describing the latest Anglia Square demolition work as "giant machine tears down city centre office block" as if Mecha fucking Godzilla turned up.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

[snagging my clothes on a loose nail, ripping my pants clean off and tripping me headfirst into a large wooden barrel with a hole that perfectly exposes my dick and balls as i roll down a hill like a looney tunes character] What did Iran know about this? And when did they know it?

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just had to rescue my daughter's Minecraft house after she accidentally set it on fire.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I get all the latest news from the toilet doors in The Artichoke.

Allegations that Dennis Bacon "is a nonce".

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Doohickey possible waiting to eat Sovereign House(?)

Some some of demolition crane thing parked on Botolph Street.

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Anonymous X @anonymousx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BlueSky/Twitter

Title screen of Sensible Soccer on the Amiga computer

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In the interest of balance, Chrisene was every bit as dogshit as Córdoba today #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hooo boy, we've got some real problems #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Some absolute horror show defending today #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cordoba is all over the place. Mistakes everywhere though. Nothing happening through the middle either, again #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs and Man Utd to have Sisyphean seasons until the heat death of the universe.

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torstenjanus @torstenjanus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Shame they didn't think of this when The Queen was still alive.

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Callum May @callummay.co.uk · 18/09/2026

Stephanie Cole was *forty nine* when she first starred as a care home resident in “Waiting for God”

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can be bothered with games like tonight. We've barely caused a cup upset since the 50s. Maybe if I don't watch, the miracle will happen #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Find someone who loves you like Radio 2 loves Chaka Khan.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Blue Circle concrete, on a postbox desolate

A sack of Blue Circle concrete sat atop a scruffy postbox, outside little Tesco.

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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 16/09/2026

JKR's agent, Neil Blair, is one of the signatories on that recent open letter denying that Israel is doing genocide in Gaza, so he just has a thing for genocide denial, I guess. Can't get enough of it, clearly.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Old jokes revisited: Ed Sheeran's greatest hits

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Tour latest

Partridge: I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's Ipshit given the run around by a 16-year-old.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Eating sauerkraut like some sort of chud.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was that approved by the Hair and Barber Council?

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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 14/09/2026

Just to point out that Ed Sheeran is from Suffolk.

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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore: "Murdering tens of thousands of children is wrong." Ed Sheeran: "I have no opinion on this matter. Also you're fired."

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Only just realised Nathan Fielder is the guy from the "friends just out of shot" meme.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Put the telly on and Gary Lineker is in the woods, telling people Graeme Souness is locked in a filing cabinet.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Glad they've added another track with no overtaking areas anyway #F1

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Data centres are for generating kebab shop signage.

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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So we're rotating everywhere except for flogging McLean and Mattsson, who haven't been great either, and there's no backup there anyway #ncfc

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 11/09/2026

- Contact your MP and local councillor(s) and ask them to hold him to account. - Write to the Office of the PCC directly to complain. He’s a grifter, taking nearly £80k of our money to then swan around the country doing this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Reform UK's Norfolk police boss criticised for 127-date theatre tour

Colin Sutton's office says it will take place in his own time and will not affect his work.

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