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Teemu Spooky 🎃

@robotcanary.bsky.social
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6h
Should've had the crab juice instead.
A bottle of Mountain Dew "Pitch Black", which is a bit shite.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 21h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Steve Rose @steverose7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No tittering at the Dutch potatoes.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thomas Tuchel Barely Tolerating Gabriel Clarke - series 3, episode 11
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Along Come Norwich @alongcomenorwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ACN writers share some memories and thoughts after the sad passing of Michael Wynn Jones - a true Norwich City legend.
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Michael Wynn Jones
ACN writers share some memories and thoughts after the sad passing of Michael Wynn Jones - a true Norwich City legend.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Better get ready for work then.
Black and white photo of a man working a factory machine called a Beavermatic
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long does it take to lift a car over the bleedin' barriers?! #F1
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You really don't see England v Croatia enough.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If anyone's mean to Hannah Fry I swear I'll do time #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catching up on the football
Mr Burns surprised that Batista is no longer in charge of Cuba, in the same way that I had no idea Steve Clarke isn't Scotland manager anymore
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolling at the panicked tone of the caption here, describing some planned demolition work.
BBC East Instagram post describing the latest Anglia Square demolition work as "giant machine tears down city centre office block" as if Mecha fucking Godzilla turned up.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
[snagging my clothes on a loose nail, ripping my pants clean off and tripping me headfirst into a large wooden barrel with a hole that perfectly exposes my dick and balls as i roll down a hill like a looney tunes character] What did Iran know about this? And when did they know it?
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sure she's totally unqualified for this job too.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hologram from the Phantom Menace with the big tiddies.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tyne, Doggers, Fisher
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She'd built it with wood and wool 😐 We obviously didn't read her the Three Little Pigs enough.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had to rescue my daughter's Minecraft house after she accidentally set it on fire.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get all the latest news from the toilet doors in The Artichoke.
Allegations that Dennis Bacon "is a nonce".
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walk towards him instead and arrest the bastard.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bronson's got to pay... he's got 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘱é𝘦
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doohickey possible waiting to eat Sovereign House(?)
Some some of demolition crane thing parked on Botolph Street.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Certificate for the Dennis the Menace Fan Club, incorporating the Gnasher Fang Club
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ted Maul is on the scene.
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Anonymous X @anonymousx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky/Twitter
Title screen of Sensible Soccer on the Amiga computer Title screen of Kick Off 2 on the Amiga
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Panama breathes a sigh of relief.
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Along Come Norwich @alongcomenorwich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paul Buller reviews a performance that was so poor there's very little to say about it. He gives it a go, though. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social
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The ACN Match Review: Bolton (h)
Paul Buller reviews a performance that was so poor there's very little to say about it. He gives it a go, though.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Omfg Optout
Alt: The prototype from Robocop 2 that freaks out and pulls its own head off.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the interest of balance, Chrisene was every bit as dogshit as Córdoba today #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't get how he hasn't changed it up in midfield. There's also the thought that intense managers don't last very long, because the players just get sick of it.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's blame for PC too, midfield has been disfunctional all season - not protecting the central defence, but not linking things up or creating either.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot of it comes down to poor recruitment and too many assumptions being made on players based on the second half of last season eg, Cordoba is good now, Vlad doesn't make mistakes anymore, Kellen and Oscar have made it now etc.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hooo boy, we've got some real problems #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some absolute horror show defending today #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cordoba is all over the place. Mistakes everywhere though. Nothing happening through the middle either, again #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vladan "near post" Kovačević #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh fuck off
Annoying hipster douchebag window, advertising "gourmet filth"
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pizza ✅ Crumpets ✅ Pizza crumpets ❌
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs and Man Utd to have Sisyphean seasons until the heat death of the universe.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"rock"
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torstferatu @torstenjanus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shame they didn't think of this when The Queen was still alive.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ToeJam & Earl Spencer
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FOOF IGHTERS
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Callum May @callummay.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Stephanie Cole was *forty nine* when she first starred as a care home resident in “Waiting for God”
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Incredible scenes
Oxford United's "United 93" shirt, released on 11th September.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We'll go there one day and not lose 5-0.
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can be bothered with games like tonight. We've barely caused a cup upset since the 50s. Maybe if I don't watch, the miracle will happen #ncfc
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Teemu Spooky 🎃 @robotcanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Find someone who loves you like Radio 2 loves Chaka Khan.
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