Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Having the opportunity to take portraits with Dolly will forever be the highlight of my career. Everything you’ve ever heard about how sweet and wonderful and generous she was doesn’t even come close to the real thing. She was simply too amazing for words. A monumental loss. 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hi. I got sober 6 months ago and then climbed a (small) mountain. Some thoughts and photos here: robhoffman.substack.com/p/how-to-cli...robhoffman.substack.comHow To Climb A MountainNite Moves 021 020
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026tell me more about this little anti-establishment pond of yours, good sir 010
Reposted by Rob HoffmanMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The New York Times Editorial Board yet again demands that Democrats run exactly the campaign they ran in 2024nytimes.comOpinion | A Road Map for Defeating Trumpism 872566280
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Phil Collins and Noel Gallagher entering the rock and roll hall of fame together is the most fucking hysterical thing of all time to anyone who loves Oasis and knows how much Noel fucking hates Phil Collins 100
Reposted by Rob HoffmanHex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉 39156197889
Reposted by Rob HoffmanDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD 302775478
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026They’ll post this on the same day they run an op-ed blaming poor people for not eating enough breakfast to sustain the economy 000
Reposted by Rob HoffmanYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years 273463540
Reposted by Rob HoffmanKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon. 2136934879
Reposted by Rob HoffmanDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Karl Marx getting up and you hear him yelling in German from the next room while his wife goes in to try to calm him down 7923126
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If “it” finally happens while I’m at the Springsteen concert tonight, it will be the greatest singular moment the universe could possibly provide to me 110
Reposted by Rob HoffmanGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message. 283298657
Reposted by Rob HoffmanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know 4564491072
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026imagine being such an oblivious asshole that you don’t realize your son is an oblivious asshole 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Calla Lily seasons is upon us. Quick light study with a gorgeous flower 🌱 161
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Been sober for 2 weeks and I feel better than I’ve ever felt in my life and I’m so grateful and happy that i took my life back (if you tell me to stop smoking cigs I’ll fucking kill you) 110
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026how many of them are still going to be alive by the end of the special? 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I refer to it as “inverting your contact list” and will also throw people off it for the slightest abuse of power 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The best advice I have to give is to put your phone permanently on Do Not Disturb and curate a small list of people who you’ll allow to disturb you. Treat your availability as a privilege earned. Everyone else can eat rocks. 100
Reposted by Rob HoffmanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull 502116227
Reposted by Rob Hoffmanslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2026no no he scrapped the EV rebate program before raising gas prices because he loves us 216312
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026can’t afford monthly but finally purchased my world’s dumbest idiot mug 020
Reposted by Rob Hoffmansouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Who else might that be said of? 1661689
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look. www.robhoffmangallery.com 010
Reposted by Rob Hoffmanandy™ @andylevy.net · 12/12/2025when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world 226734
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025And tbh looking at the new gameplay footage, not the kind of frustration I need to relive. Triggering stuff. 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I had it on NES and it was one of the most frustrating games I’ve ever encountered because it was far more difficult than any Mario game and that was all my brain was able to handle at that point 120
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying 042
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It’s pretty plain to see they’re willing to eliminate any kind of human involvement in the economy, and you might not care about the commercial industry or film workers, but whatever you do for a living is next 020
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.” 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025It’ll be hard for any World Cup to be more of a global atrocity than Qatar in 22, but if there’s one country that can do it, it’s the US 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I love rowdy friends just not cross burn-y rowdy friends 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025tbh better then when they had Hank Williams Jr talking about all his rough and rowdy friends and you’d always feel like you were gonna get followed to your car 110