Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Having the opportunity to take portraits with Dolly will forever be the highlight of my career. Everything you’ve ever heard about how sweet and wonderful and generous she was doesn’t even come close to the real thing. She was simply too amazing for words. A monumental loss. 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026tell me more about this little anti-establishment pond of yours, good sir 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026imagine being such an oblivious asshole that you don’t realize your son is an oblivious asshole 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Calla Lily seasons is upon us. Quick light study with a gorgeous flower 🌱 161
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Been sober for 2 weeks and I feel better than I’ve ever felt in my life and I’m so grateful and happy that i took my life back (if you tell me to stop smoking cigs I’ll fucking kill you) 110
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look. www.robhoffmangallery.com 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying 042
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.” 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️ 4342
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️ 2354
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025A fortuitous sign of things to come. Needed to yield 4 L of stock for the rest of my recipes and absolutely nailed it 🍽️ 1250
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️ 3311
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️ 2290
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️ worth it 2231
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱 2684
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing 040
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️ 2532
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️ 6993
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️ 040
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1 1130
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025slowly becoming the flower portrait guy on BlueSky and I’m fine w that tbh 🌱 080
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025my girlfriend got a lovely bouquet from a client and i quickly tore it apart for portraits (with permission) 🌱 0202
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Another flower Substack has been added to round out a great week of focusing on flower portraits. Please give it a visit and sign up for my email list. It’s been a *fucking* week. 🌱 #photography #art robhoffman.substack.com 0220
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025my collection of fresh flowers from this week’s photo sessions 🌱 1300
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I could take flower portraits all day (and i have been) 🌱 please follow my substack for more! robhoffman.substack.com 1193
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Covered in mud and drinking beers at noon. It’s garden season baby 🌱 1460
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025printing and matting photos for my paid substack subscribers today. threw a free one up in my little library too 110
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Making my dog pupcakes for his birthday and need to use one egg 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My gallery of images from my time with Beyoncé is now live. I hope you enjoy. www.robhoffmangallery.com 000
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Folks. We did it. Me and my brother made our own wine. I am just fucking overjoyed 🍽️ 4653
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I made wine with my brother! It’s called Hey Brother! Here are our sample labels. I’m going to individually watercolor the labels for first few cases of bottles because I’m slightly crazy! 🍽️ 1231
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Quick walk around my block in Los Angeles. This is unreal. Stay safe everyone 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024This is the nerdiest post ever but I built my girlfriend a Little Free Library as a surprise and suggested it as a PokéStop and it got approved and popped up today as a GYM and I am so thrilled and she has no clue what any of that means 020
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The boy is ready for Xmas and Clifford (1994) is streaming. A fantastic. Xmas Eve tradition. Martin Short was 44 years old when they filmed this. One of the greatest movies of all time. 010
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024the shrub was an quick and easy little process. I ended up straining out the cranberries and pulsing with two cups of sugar and some fresh squeezed orange juice and then hit it with some heat to make some jam. I’ll use that for my baked Brie. Never waste anything 🫡 🍽️ 0120
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My holiday cocktail this year: 1 oz cranberry/rosemary shrub 1 oz Amaro 2 oz bourbon scorched rosemary orange zest cranberries 🍽️ 1250
Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024As per tradition, Megan and I have forgone an overpriced Xmas tree for Xmas houseplants 🌱 4655