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Rob Hoffman

@robhoffman.bsky.social
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Lifestyle, Portrait and Music Photographer (formerly on tour with Beyonce, Jay Z, Jonas Brothers), part-time commercial fisherman. Owner of dog. www.robhoffmanphotos.com substack.com/robhoffman

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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Having the opportunity to take portraits with Dolly will forever be the highlight of my career. Everything you’ve ever heard about how sweet and wonderful and generous she was doesn’t even come close to the real thing. She was simply too amazing for words. A monumental loss.
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
tell me more about this little anti-establishment pond of yours, good sir
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
imagine being such an oblivious asshole that you don’t realize your son is an oblivious asshole
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Calla Lily seasons is upon us. Quick light study with a gorgeous flower 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Been sober for 2 weeks and I feel better than I’ve ever felt in my life and I’m so grateful and happy that i took my life back (if you tell me to stop smoking cigs I’ll fucking kill you)
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’s perfect @wolfpupy.bsky.social
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Everything is going great!
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look. www.robhoffmangallery.com
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dude threw his Grindr bio up on the lawn sign
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.”
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A fortuitous sign of things to come. Needed to yield 4 L of stock for the rest of my recipes and absolutely nailed it 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Will report back in 6-8 hours 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️ worth it
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
slowly becoming the flower portrait guy on BlueSky and I’m fine w that tbh 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
my girlfriend got a lovely bouquet from a client and i quickly tore it apart for portraits (with permission) 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A new portrait set for my 🌱 friends
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Another flower Substack has been added to round out a great week of focusing on flower portraits. Please give it a visit and sign up for my email list. It’s been a *fucking* week. 🌱 #photography #art robhoffman.substack.com
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
my collection of fresh flowers from this week’s photo sessions 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I could take flower portraits all day (and i have been) 🌱 please follow my substack for more! robhoffman.substack.com
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
some more film noir flowers today 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I feel nothing for these people
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Covered in mud and drinking beers at noon. It’s garden season baby 🌱
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
printing and matting photos for my paid substack subscribers today. threw a free one up in my little library too
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Making my dog pupcakes for his birthday and need to use one egg
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My gallery of images from my time with Beyoncé is now live. I hope you enjoy. www.robhoffmangallery.com
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Folks. We did it. Me and my brother made our own wine. I am just fucking overjoyed 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I made wine with my brother! It’s called Hey Brother! Here are our sample labels. I’m going to individually watercolor the labels for first few cases of bottles because I’m slightly crazy! 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Quick walk around my block in Los Angeles. This is unreal. Stay safe everyone
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is the nerdiest post ever but I built my girlfriend a Little Free Library as a surprise and suggested it as a PokéStop and it got approved and popped up today as a GYM and I am so thrilled and she has no clue what any of that means
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The boy is ready for Xmas and Clifford (1994) is streaming. A fantastic. Xmas Eve tradition. Martin Short was 44 years old when they filmed this. One of the greatest movies of all time.
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
the shrub was an quick and easy little process. I ended up straining out the cranberries and pulsing with two cups of sugar and some fresh squeezed orange juice and then hit it with some heat to make some jam. I’ll use that for my baked Brie. Never waste anything 🫡 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My holiday cocktail this year: 1 oz cranberry/rosemary shrub 1 oz Amaro 2 oz bourbon scorched rosemary orange zest cranberries 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
As per tradition, Megan and I have forgone an overpriced Xmas tree for Xmas houseplants 🌱
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