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Rob Hoffman

@robhoffman.bsky.social
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Lifestyle, Portrait and Music Photographer (formerly on tour with Beyonce, Jay Z, Jonas Brothers), part-time commercial fisherman. Owner of dog. www.robhoffmanphotos.com substack.com/robhoffman

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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Having the opportunity to take portraits with Dolly will forever be the highlight of my career. Everything you’ve ever heard about how sweet and wonderful and generous she was doesn’t even come close to the real thing. She was simply too amazing for words. A monumental loss.
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hi. I got sober 6 months ago and then climbed a (small) mountain. Some thoughts and photos here: robhoffman.substack.com/p/how-to-cli...
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How To Climb A Mountain
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
tell me more about this little anti-establishment pond of yours, good sir
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The New York Times Editorial Board yet again demands that Democrats run exactly the campaign they ran in 2024
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Opinion | A Road Map for Defeating Trumpism
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Phil Collins and Noel Gallagher entering the rock and roll hall of fame together is the most fucking hysterical thing of all time to anyone who loves Oasis and knows how much Noel fucking hates Phil Collins
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
They’ll post this on the same day they run an op-ed blaming poor people for not eating enough breakfast to sustain the economy
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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nick @vossbrink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
f/8 and be there
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Karl Marx getting up and you hear him yelling in German from the next room while his wife goes in to try to calm him down
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If “it” finally happens while I’m at the Springsteen concert tonight, it will be the greatest singular moment the universe could possibly provide to me
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
imagine being such an oblivious asshole that you don’t realize your son is an oblivious asshole
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Calla Lily seasons is upon us. Quick light study with a gorgeous flower 🌱
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This guy kicks ass
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Been sober for 2 weeks and I feel better than I’ve ever felt in my life and I’m so grateful and happy that i took my life back (if you tell me to stop smoking cigs I’ll fucking kill you)
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hollywood’s Bigest Night!
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’s perfect @wolfpupy.bsky.social
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The best advice I have to give is to put your phone permanently on Do Not Disturb and curate a small list of people who you’ll allow to disturb you. Treat your availability as a privilege earned. Everyone else can eat rocks.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull
Pitbull v @pitbull
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Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes

And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
no no he scrapped the EV rebate program before raising gas prices because he loves us
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Everything is going great!
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who else might that be said of?
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 6
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look. www.robhoffmangallery.com
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dude threw his Grindr bio up on the lawn sign
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Is it too late for me to say I want Greenland?
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/12/2025
when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It’s pretty plain to see they’re willing to eliminate any kind of human involvement in the economy, and you might not care about the commercial industry or film workers, but whatever you do for a living is next
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.”
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It’ll be hard for any World Cup to be more of a global atrocity than Qatar in 22, but if there’s one country that can do it, it’s the US
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dr San?! @earvlikes.bsky.social
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 19
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place
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Erin @fujoshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hahahahaha
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Rob Hoffman @robhoffman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
big fireworks in LA tonight. just gonna close my eyes in bed and pretend it’s because it happened
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