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@robgreen.bsky.social
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Short with very long arms.

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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hello.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That's my BlueSky-ing for September then.
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bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 09/08/2025
Grow wisteria, they said. It may be a bit vigorous, but it's not like you'll go away for two weeks and it will literally BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. Or anything.
Picture of a bedroom interior with firmly shut double glazed window through which a seven foot tendril of wisteria has somehow invaded like a fucking triffid.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#liftselfies on BlueSky, yeah?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#buswanker
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Soul II Soul - Back To Life - Sublime vocals from Caron Wheeler - At the time sounded like nothing else - Still sounds fresh - A Black British anthem - No remix has ever improved it open.spotify.com/track/7vvRkL...
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Back To Life
Soul II Soul, Caron Wheeler · Keep On Movin' · Song · 1989
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The pizza oven rarely disappoints. Pepperoni on mozzarella. Not in shot: Sausage pizza, plain cheese, BBQ chicken and onion.
12" home made pizza sat on a metal pizza slide before being carried back into the house to be devoured.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Chequered cheap beer
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Bought a pink t-shirt today lads.
Mirror selfie of Rob in a shop fitting room, trying on the pink t-shirt he subsequently purchased. He's convinced himself he's manly enough to pull off the look.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Today ~ Smashing Pumpkins
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Did some cycling today. Got rained on a lot. Would do it again.
Rob, stood with his bike at the beginning of the event. Bike is a Giant SCR1 with Shimano 105 2x10 compact groupset. Please do not zoom in on Rob's bike shorts.Chew Valley Lake, roughly 30-35 miles in. The weather had improved a bit and we took in the view having creaked up quite a tough little hill.Rob, having finished and sheltering from the rain in a party tent wearing his medal. This picture doesn't convey how soaking wet I was. Edmund Blackadder would have said "wetter than a haddock's bathing costume"Strava map extract. 3265ft of climbing. 3 hours 22 minutes ride time and a total of 44.86miles
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Club Sandwich. Hell yeah.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Every Omaze house is haunted by the spirits of contestants from The Apprentice.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
WH Smith, M6 Hilton Park services southbound. Wetsuit check ✅
Wetsuits in a Motorway service WH Smith
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
№41: Fact.
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Mi Julie aka Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
If you hate it so much on here just fuck off & leave us to it tbqhwy 🙄
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Did some cycling yesterday as I've foolishly agreed to do a fifty mile event in a couple of weeks 😬
Screenshot of StravaRob, post ride, looking quite pleased with himself. He has partially unzipped his cycling jersey as he's a bit of a tart.Rob at the top of a big climb. He is pulling a frowny face while stood next to a temporary road sign that says "No road studs". What a comedian he is.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
gm to everyone hanging on by a single ply, frayed thread.
A two panel comic. On the left a rabbit is asking a fox What are U doing for self care? In a therapy session. On the right, confetti is raining down on the fox, notes are in the air. The smiling fox had a mug of coffee on one paw & a shot glass in the other. 

The thought bubble reads Espresso shots and avoidance.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
In our house we call picky tea, Party Tea.
Coffee table with an assortment of mismatched dishes and plates containing: popcorn, garlic bread, apple, pizza, chips, sausage rolls, onion Bhaji & samosas, grapes, haribo, chicken dippers, Frazzles, blueberries, cheese biscuits, Marmite cashews, garlic & onion dip, and crudités.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We made a little kite for 8's Brownie badge and with only a little breeze this morning it flew brilliantly 🥰🪁
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Casual Friday, yeah?
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 09/04/2025
"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
New phone, new #liftselfie
Rob is yet again posing in the office lift. He is wearing a pale blue shirt. Cords are out of shot.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Me when I'm doing some banger posts
Kelly Rowland sending a text to Nelly via an Excel Spreadsheet in the "Dilemma" music video.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
TV pitch: Undercover Hoss. Each week a horse in a terrible mullet wig and ill-fitting false moustache is given a management-level job in a random workplace and we see if any employees notice before someone is trampled/kicked to death.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
New pin 😍
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Update: not only does the new dryer fit in the cubby very neatly, but the interior light is far better than the one in the Z4 ever was.
Photograph of a white heat pump tumble dryer.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Shall we just sack the afternoon off and head to the pub? #liftselfie
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When the spoils from selling your convertible are used to buy an A+++ rated energy efficient tumble dryer 😭
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I feel seen.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 21/02/2025
Dear LinkedIn, I am absolutely not “on a roll on LinkedIn”. Love, Rob x
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Cycled to work and I'm feeling great! And I fussed a big Labrador office dog in the lobby on the way up, so I think it has the omens of a good day!
Rob has taken a selfie in the mirror in the office lift. He's wearing a pale blue shirt, those gold cords again and looks quite pleased with himself, as he's just fussed a big Labrador.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
youtu.be/fHiGbolFFGw?...
youtu.be
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
YouTube video by Radiohead
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Banging panel pins into flat pack furniture while listening to Seven Nation Army is an exceptionally satisfying experience. Hard recommend.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Cricket (s3e47) is the best episode of Bluey and this is a hill I'm prepared to die on.
Screengrab from the series Bluey, showing Rusty hitting a cricket ball.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Monday. Loaded on caffeine and full of post cycle endorphins, let's go!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh hai!
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
House clearances undertaken is the usual terminology but ok
Sign in Derek Junk Shop window saying Derek buys from the deseased (sic) and sells to the living. There is a creepy clown doll behind the sign which completes the vibe
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
New hair, who dis?
Selfie of Rob's new hair.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Made myself a tea in my least favourite colour mug as I'm not feeling cheerful enough for one I like. Urgh. #stupidteal
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The only 'Blue Monday' article you'll ever need theneuroscienceofeve... It's #BlueMonday again. And this is all you'll ever need to read to know the 'truth' about it Which is that it's a ridiculous marketing stunt that got way out of hand and impacted me more than most people
The only 'Blue Monday' article you'll ever need It's Bluc Monday again. Except is isn't. Because the third Monday i January is NOT the 'most depressing day of the year . Neve has been. And i'm weary of sayin that.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wow. Could there be a scummier more appalling hot-take? Guess I won't be buying any more of their stuff then.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Do we do #liftselfies on BlueSky?
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
🎶Uptown funk She’s been living in her uptown trunk Bet she’s never had a backstreet funk Bet her mother never played KerPlunk🎶
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