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@robgreen.bsky.social
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Short with very long arms.

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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'd give it a watch none the less
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Was trying to think of something good to say.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's been a while!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hello.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That's my BlueSky-ing for September then.
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bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 09/08/2025
Grow wisteria, they said. It may be a bit vigorous, but it's not like you'll go away for two weeks and it will literally BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. Or anything.
Picture of a bedroom interior with firmly shut double glazed window through which a seven foot tendril of wisteria has somehow invaded like a fucking triffid.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#liftselfies on BlueSky, yeah?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#buswanker
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Soul II Soul - Back To Life - Sublime vocals from Caron Wheeler - At the time sounded like nothing else - Still sounds fresh - A Black British anthem - No remix has ever improved it open.spotify.com/track/7vvRkL...
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Back To Life
Soul II Soul, Caron Wheeler · Keep On Movin' · Song · 1989
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Credit to Catherine for that, she assembles the bases and I deal with the fire!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You tesselate more topping on there like this 😋
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The pizza oven rarely disappoints. Pepperoni on mozzarella. Not in shot: Sausage pizza, plain cheese, BBQ chicken and onion.
12" home made pizza sat on a metal pizza slide before being carried back into the house to be devoured.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I'm having some scale issues with your esteemed visitor. Is it an absolutely massive pot with a normal sized frog, or a normal sized pot with the teeniest little frog? (I, for one, welcome our new amphibian overlords, etc)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Chequered cheap beer
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Bought a pink t-shirt today lads.
Mirror selfie of Rob in a shop fitting room, trying on the pink t-shirt he subsequently purchased. He's convinced himself he's manly enough to pull off the look.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I think so right? - it's not something I've ever consciously gone for in a cake-choosing situation. (I am not in anywhere like enough cake-choosing situations)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The red velvet goes. Although the carrot cake looks like it's been left on a radiator for a week to dry out.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gin o clock here. Thoughts and prayers for you at this difficult time chef.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Point taken, but still 🤷‍♂️
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
That's too far Weeno, waaaay too far! 😱
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Crikey, that escalated quickly! 🤣
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Maybe a treat for this afternoon 😋
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Shopping list for an orange, a cucumber and another orange. Perhaps they didn't have felts to colour it in? (I love the minty colour of your bike and I am definitely not thinking about getting a morning Cornetto now)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Today ~ Smashing Pumpkins
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Aerodynamics, innit
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Of course you did.
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Did some cycling today. Got rained on a lot. Would do it again.
Rob, stood with his bike at the beginning of the event. Bike is a Giant SCR1 with Shimano 105 2x10 compact groupset. Please do not zoom in on Rob's bike shorts.Chew Valley Lake, roughly 30-35 miles in. The weather had improved a bit and we took in the view having creaked up quite a tough little hill.Rob, having finished and sheltering from the rain in a party tent wearing his medal. This picture doesn't convey how soaking wet I was. Edmund Blackadder would have said "wetter than a haddock's bathing costume"Strava map extract. 3265ft of climbing. 3 hours 22 minutes ride time and a total of 44.86miles
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Club Sandwich. Hell yeah.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Every Omaze house is haunted by the spirits of contestants from The Apprentice.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ranked in order I'd choose: Flamingoes on leaves, then flowers, then Flamingos on black. (Source: 47yr old Dad)
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
WH Smith, M6 Hilton Park services southbound. Wetsuit check ✅
Wetsuits in a Motorway service WH Smith
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
These are utterly charming, you're so talented!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
№41: Fact.
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
If you hate it so much on here just fuck off & leave us to it tbqhwy 🙄
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
You heard me.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hoegaarden?!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Did some cycling yesterday as I've foolishly agreed to do a fifty mile event in a couple of weeks 😬
Screenshot of StravaRob, post ride, looking quite pleased with himself. He has partially unzipped his cycling jersey as he's a bit of a tart.Rob at the top of a big climb. He is pulling a frowny face while stood next to a temporary road sign that says "No road studs". What a comedian he is.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Rules is rules though! Enjoy your trip. (Station Pint from last week)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Bravo.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In the end, we all do what we have to do for our kids. It's just that you're pulling up the batting average for the rest of us. Well done you. Hope the end is in sight for the sorting.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I think that's entirely reasonable on your part, I've just seen your reply to someone else. That's a crap ton of pills to sort and box up.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Oh crikey. You must have the patience of a saint.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Ah shit. I'd already got you nudes
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
What do you want for your birthday Ron?
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
gm to everyone hanging on by a single ply, frayed thread.
A two panel comic. On the left a rabbit is asking a fox What are U doing for self care? In a therapy session. On the right, confetti is raining down on the fox, notes are in the air. The smiling fox had a mug of coffee on one paw & a shot glass in the other. 

The thought bubble reads Espresso shots and avoidance.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Is there a pool on the top of pic 4?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Party Tea misses you.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I think you'll find that both kids AND grown-ups love them so 🤣
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