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@robgreen.bsky.social
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Short with very long arms.

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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#liftselfies on BlueSky, yeah?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#buswanker
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The pizza oven rarely disappoints. Pepperoni on mozzarella. Not in shot: Sausage pizza, plain cheese, BBQ chicken and onion.
12" home made pizza sat on a metal pizza slide before being carried back into the house to be devoured.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Bought a pink t-shirt today lads.
Mirror selfie of Rob in a shop fitting room, trying on the pink t-shirt he subsequently purchased. He's convinced himself he's manly enough to pull off the look.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gin o clock here. Thoughts and prayers for you at this difficult time chef.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Did some cycling today. Got rained on a lot. Would do it again.
Rob, stood with his bike at the beginning of the event. Bike is a Giant SCR1 with Shimano 105 2x10 compact groupset. Please do not zoom in on Rob's bike shorts.Chew Valley Lake, roughly 30-35 miles in. The weather had improved a bit and we took in the view having creaked up quite a tough little hill.Rob, having finished and sheltering from the rain in a party tent wearing his medal. This picture doesn't convey how soaking wet I was. Edmund Blackadder would have said "wetter than a haddock's bathing costume"Strava map extract. 3265ft of climbing. 3 hours 22 minutes ride time and a total of 44.86miles
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Club Sandwich. Hell yeah.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Did some cycling yesterday as I've foolishly agreed to do a fifty mile event in a couple of weeks 😬
Screenshot of StravaRob, post ride, looking quite pleased with himself. He has partially unzipped his cycling jersey as he's a bit of a tart.Rob at the top of a big climb. He is pulling a frowny face while stood next to a temporary road sign that says "No road studs". What a comedian he is.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Rules is rules though! Enjoy your trip. (Station Pint from last week)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
In our house we call picky tea, Party Tea.
Coffee table with an assortment of mismatched dishes and plates containing: popcorn, garlic bread, apple, pizza, chips, sausage rolls, onion Bhaji & samosas, grapes, haribo, chicken dippers, Frazzles, blueberries, cheese biscuits, Marmite cashews, garlic & onion dip, and crudités.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We made a little kite for 8's Brownie badge and with only a little breeze this morning it flew brilliantly 🥰🪁
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Casual Friday, yeah?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
New phone, new #liftselfie
Rob is yet again posing in the office lift. He is wearing a pale blue shirt. Cords are out of shot.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Me when I'm doing some banger posts
Kelly Rowland sending a text to Nelly via an Excel Spreadsheet in the "Dilemma" music video.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I mean that's better than the idea I had
Screengrab of a late 1980s or early 1990s episode of the BBC's feedback show "Points of View". Anne Robinson is sat facing the camera.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
New pin 😍
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Update: not only does the new dryer fit in the cubby very neatly, but the interior light is far better than the one in the Z4 ever was.
Photograph of a white heat pump tumble dryer.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Shall we just sack the afternoon off and head to the pub? #liftselfie
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When the spoils from selling your convertible are used to buy an A+++ rated energy efficient tumble dryer 😭
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Cycled to work and I'm feeling great! And I fussed a big Labrador office dog in the lobby on the way up, so I think it has the omens of a good day!
Rob has taken a selfie in the mirror in the office lift. He's wearing a pale blue shirt, those gold cords again and looks quite pleased with himself, as he's just fussed a big Labrador.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Cricket (s3e47) is the best episode of Bluey and this is a hill I'm prepared to die on.
Screengrab from the series Bluey, showing Rusty hitting a cricket ball.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Monday. Loaded on caffeine and full of post cycle endorphins, let's go!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh hai!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
New hair, who dis?
Selfie of Rob's new hair.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Made myself a tea in my least favourite colour mug as I'm not feeling cheerful enough for one I like. Urgh. #stupidteal
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It's like the bit of strategic dirt on the window in Father Ted
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's up there with replacing the toner on an old colour copier. Or, Ripley scuttling the Nostromo.
Close up shot of the excessively complex and time consuming self-destruct mechanism on the spaceship called the Nostromo from the 1979 film "Alien".
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Do we do #liftselfies on BlueSky?
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Your headphone winder case, of course.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Forgot to add that we drink the port out of espresso mugs. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is 🤷‍♂️
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If you have a festive tradition that is as offbeat as watching Road House, while drinking a bottle of port and eating the last of the Christmas snacks, then I wanna hear about it. Fourth year in a row and we are not looking back!
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
We caught the last of the sun too.
A photo facing west. The sun hangs low in the sky, setting over the Avon Gorge, viewed from Clifton Downs.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Went for a walk this afternoon
Reflection of trees and sky in a large puddle. The sky looks inky as if it were a nighttime long exposure, but it's all down to the murky puddle and a bit of a colour tweak.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We bloody love a picky tea.
Lots of small dishes of party food, crudités and dips arranged on a red tablecloth. Close up of a candy cane serving dish with grapes, raw carrot, cucumber and red pepper in the four compartments.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I've got us covered for new years eve.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Tree is still up (obvs) so it's fancy new festive mug time for me 🤩
A white Le Creuset mug with a gold Santa face on the side. The Christmas Tree stands in the background with a blurred depth of field.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
A PowerPoint slide featuring Indigo Montoya
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Been invited down to the office for a late drink with the guys who worked today.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It's not airtight, but...
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Lego Space was *everything*
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Sunday breakfast for the win.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
J is for John McLane. Or as Hans puts it "Mr. Officer John McClane of the New York Police Department"
Shot of Bruce Willis as John McLane in the 1988 Christmas film, Die Hard. John is crawling through an Aircon duct holding a Zippo lighter.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Black and white wankers club.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Definitely a porridge day. Morning all.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It begins. (Well, if you ignore the lights on the front of the house, the wreath and the two trees in the kids rooms)
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I'm a sucker for a cute espresso mug.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Off out to a thing.
Rob is stood waiting by a silver grey station building. He is stood at an angle and is wearing an off white shirt with two buttons undone, and blue blazer. Beard is recently trimmed to 11mm he is wearing sunglasses.
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Rob @robgreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Me reading your posts
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