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@robertojexe.bsky.social
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No. #2 Batiukverse fan (No. 1 Chien Fanboy) Kunio-kun fan 20 year old MINORS DO NOT ENTER the site where I ramble about nonsense: csrj2854.wordpress.com Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/csroberto…

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they are not good boys
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csroberto2854 @robertojexe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
new post
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A 1/5th Decade Under The Influence
It's been 2 years since i opened up this website where I talk out of my asshole about comic strips (happy 2nd anniversary) (the title is a reference to the song "A Decade Under The Influence" by Taking Back Sunday) Replace "elitist" with "asshole" and it fits more with Jim Kablichnick's behavior It must suck to be around Jim Kablichnick. He hates his job, he hates his coworkers (he called Bull a neanderthal to insult his intelligence after Bull asked him something) and he hates his students (Darin, Pete and Mooch accidentally gaslit him into believing that a asteroid was on a collision course with Earth)
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mary Worth and Wilbur in Smash Bros
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csroberto2854 @robertojexe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
new post (I haven't sent one since december of 2025) csrj2854.wordpress.com/2026/07/23/w...
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Wow, the Kudlicks fucking suck
it’s the upside down “maybe” that makes this strip one of my favorites If there’s one thing you don’t want to do, it’s to provoke someone who thinks with his sto…
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 12/07/2026
Sorry, but calling an “aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries” a “sudden but brief illness” is kinda weird.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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csroberto2854 @robertojexe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kunio the Terrible and his girlfriend Misako #kuniokun #くにおくん
Kunio and Misako in the position of Ivan The Terrible, with a horrified Kunio holding a unconscious Misako (with a gunshot wound) after Sabu shot her and Kyōkoditto, except in Japanese
Kunio's dialogue here roughly translates to "Please don't die on me, Misako!)
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
soccer’s the kicking one
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
People who aren’t familiar with British humour often make the mistake of thinking the UK is a real country, when it’s actually a parody of real countries
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i like shrimp
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/06/2026
This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10 (FB: Claudia Carr)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
okay great but why the difficult times in the first place, can't I just have a nice evening
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
unless you live in new york you have no idea what it's like to follow a sports team
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
episode 8 of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND went up on the patreon today. this one would've only been 22 minutes long but i added a five-minute segment about the time george brett pooped his pants
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 8: GEORGE BRETT VS. MILT WILCOX. | Secret Base
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i worked in the warner bros studio store gallery, just next to the N64 demo station i still hear this song in my nightmares
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
peggy hill when told that family guy is next and viewer discretion is advised
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I like how wikipedia could only get a freely licensed photo of the political editor of BBC News by cropping this UK government photo
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the three genders
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
my son just farted
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
imagine confidently stating any character design is unfuckable
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i’ll be honest, i am stunned by this. i did not think boats were real. wouldn’t they just sink in the water
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
a modern take on the Lockhorns called The Polycruels
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah, more along these lines
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Blokees Star Wars: featuring Bigger Luke
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
look, up in the sky
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Spider-Father is gonna have a rip-roaring year! @spider-father.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
2 years later and only that Lego castle has been unpacked. #Transformers
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Spider-Man: No Nut November
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you cannot tell me that “Eric Adams granted Albanian citizenship” is real. me and several hundred internet-poisoned people have been saying things like as a joke for 4+ years. you might as well tell me a man named dril bought $3,600 in candles.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I fixed the costume
Transparent legs Geodude now with the shutterstock watermark on him
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"brainrot edit" THEY'RE CALLED YOUTUBE POOPS
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 31/03/2026
[sighing] it does matter whether the writing in a video game is good or bad
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
my 20 favorite menu items in bed-stuy
20	bouche a la reinee,	bkb, 	basically a chicken pot pie
19	chana curry, 	bombay grill	
18	yassa yapp,	joloff	
17	birria tacos,	la ruta del taco	
16	chicken shawarma wrap,	dar 525	
15	original chicken sandwich,	filly luv,	i actually like this one even more than peaches
14	pepperoni pizza,	rocco pizza,	pepperonis are the little curled up kind, very important
13	salmon goodness sandwich,	bk bagels,	involves sour cream but somehow works
12	catfish sandwich,	ma-n-pop	
11	oxtail,	bed-stuy fish fry,	i don't usually even like oxtail that much
10	ribs,	royal rib house,	plan for a wait on weekends but it's worth it
9	whatever sandwich they’ve got,	shipwreck	
8	maple glazed donut,	fat doughnut,	i think they're open again
7	pastrami sandwich,	david’s brisket house	
6	hot chicken thigh + tater tots,	peri peri,	gold standard of fast food
5	burger,	trad room,	yes the best burger in bed-stuy is at a japanese place
4	gumbo,	peaches,	order an extra to go as leftovers
3	lasagna,	saraghina,	they sell a $30 can of tomatoes that i will one day buy
2	chicken biscuit with gravy,	brown butter,	one of my favorite breakfasts anywhere
1	si krong khua,	ler lers,	spicy ribs with sticky rice. unreal
			
honorable mention: best menu item emeritus,	griot sandwich,	grandchamps,	this was one of the best sandwiches i have ever eaten
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 26/03/2026
𝓨𝓔𝓢
Zdzisław Palaszczuk
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facebook is just a picture that says 'do you remember when mother used to boil the kettle?' and one million 60 year olds answering 'yes' in all caps now
10:20 PM • Jun 4, 2018
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can't not fuck him
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
LOWER THE LOGO, COWARDS
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
in 6 months i won’t even remember this game existed
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/03/2026
baseball is back
Jordan Freiman:

everyone in that stadium wants to kill themselves. that's what baseball's all about
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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