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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Posted on x.com the everything app
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X. It’s what’s happening
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Average 12 today
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frustrating offensive performance at home? That's why you don't let someone affiliated with the Mariners raise the 12 flag.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
pete carroll teams probably never fumbled
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the thing about paying K9 is he wasnt gonna stay if they'd offered him that much money anyways
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Seahawks running back coach being a meme during Hard Knocks maybe should have been a warning
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think Zohran Mamdani has committed genocide
Four freedoms guy
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a saw a dude at the Ballard locks with a joker tee shirt that said “Jokes ARE the resistance” and I am so furious that I didn’t think of it first
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so cool that usc blew up the pac12 to hire lincoln reily, a man that they desperately need to fire
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just had a dream where apple next removed the power button to see how far they can push us.
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this @housemajoritypac.bsky.social ad of Jay Feely going wide right is a work of art
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Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 02/10/2026
so you just bought an NFL team from a family who very famously bought it to prevent its relocation, in a city that was traumatized by the cynical relocation of its NBA franchise. you know what everyone will love? your smug semantic musings on the meaning of the word "never"
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Seahawks' New Billionaire Owner Won't Promise the Seahawks Stay in Seattle — "Never Say Never"
Vinod Khosla just dropped nearly ten billion dollars to buy the Seattle Seahawks, and the venture capitalist says he's keeping everything as is for now.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember how we forced German POWs to watch videos from the concentration camps?
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When your favorite NFL team loses a game for the first time since November of last year
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Teejus @ichiban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Wilson is not the reason the M's sucked this year, but he is a bad tactical manager, perhaps due to never having been a manager at any point in his career before this. He never would have been considered by any other franchise.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have had season tickets since 2010. Used to at least tangentially watch or follow every single game. I have watched only like 5 games this year and it’s 100% the fault of this bullshit. the absolute contempt for their fans is infuriating and that’s ignoring how fucking easy we’ve made their job.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Basically any citizen from any country that tries to tsk tsk us, I want to shove into a locker and point broadly at the 1st half of the 20th century and ask how well they behaved themselves. Except Canada. The Canada shit is easily the most embarrassing and infuriating thing he’s ever done.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about learning a bunch on Nixon
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobody wants to believe in Bliowa and Blansas or any of these other crazy polls, and I get it, but we've also got Trump approval polls in the high 20's/low 30's at the same time. And it's not like there aren't obvious reasons for a sudden, huge backlash. It's all pointing in the same direction.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gotta say that the hospital texting my mom a customer satisfaction survey the morning after she died there was the exact type of levity that I desperately needed at the moment.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to my family’s favorite bagel store rather abruptly closing
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why did they pass?
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am so tired of sentences variety.com/2026/biz/new...
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Gal Gadot-Backed Goodles Mac-and-Cheese Startup Acquired by Pasta Giant Barilla
Goodles, the mac-and-cheese brand in which Gal Gadot is an investor, announced a deal to be acquired by the Barilla Group, the world's largest pasta company.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
somehow every liberal in the world simultaneously decided to act like a flightless bird on an island with no predators
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mods! MODS!!!
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All this Aaron Donald talk reminds me that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl this year with Sam Darnold at QB by beating the Niners (2x), Rams and Patriots in succession.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I will never be more obsessed with one of his tweets than I am with this one.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I will never be more obsessed with one of his tweets than I am with this one.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We are three news cycles out from it leaking that he thinks she’s totally nuts and there is a not zero chance that she kathy bates him
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Excited for Adrian to tell me that a young fan won’t remember who won the match that night, but they will remember who won the space needle race sponsored by Muckleshoot.
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john @jmagil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mariners 1-1 against the brewers this season
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Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻 ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would really like the zerocoviders who were joining with antivaxers to declare that mRNA vaccines are uniquely dangerous to issue apologies for how they tried to derail mRNA research, but leftishly, and to never speak about vaccines again.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
excuse me ‘ners
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
yes i would take 250 million usd to drive a truck around europe
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Indy has started this thing where whenever I come home, she will very casually take one of my shoes (and only my shoes!) into a different room and hide it on me.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🌞🔫
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
how to bury dumb raccoon incognito mode search
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Went from being the called the hardest F for being soccer curious during Euros 08 to not being to find a seat in any bar in frelard today. There is not a motherfucker on earth that can take this victory from me
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the dude is on the extremely good stuff right now
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 19/07/2026
Delete "FOX One?
Deleting this app will also delete its data.
Cancel
Delete
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain has sixteen shots on goal. Argentina has zero. The analytics have never been down so bad.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This feels like Super Bowl 60 if I didn’t have a glass cyanide capsule resting between my back molars
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