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@robert2themax.bsky.social
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m 30 years out of New York lol
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I will never be more obsessed with one of his tweets than I am with this one.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And now, the “Jimothy“ Dancers
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
its important to get your affairs in order on the way out
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Man fuck right off. you would not be this obtuse if this game at Galatasaray or Azteca or wherever else you deemed to have more pedigree on some obnoxious anti american basis. Thinking your footballing culture is unparalleled is exactly why you’ve only had 1966 to jerk off to for your entire life.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
as bluesky‘s most quietest hasselbeclub fan, politely posting that he got it twice
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Here is a pair of 10 dollar usb-c headphones with next day delivery from the most popular company that made 3.5 mm headphones.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Mrs. Robert2TheMax and me wanted to see a show while in London so we found a dick tiny punk venue in Greenwich. Charles Dickens wrote about it. Walked in and the first song we heard was a cover of woody Guthrie by the opener. Headliner is a rockabilly group from Olympia.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And better googling shows that they get paid 26.40 an hour in Seattle. I’m not tipping anymore.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
concerning
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I have had this picture hanging in my office for the last 7 years. I am hysterical right row.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
literally the first thing I saw when I drove through this district. seems significant.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Drinking at home tonight but why should I have all the fun
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Okay never mind this whole ordeal might end up being worth it in the end.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
live by the raw biscuit dough die by the raw biscuit dough
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
insallah
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
you learn to live with it
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
@dannybkelly.bsky.social thank you lil jon!
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
lol we watched the Blair Walsh Game at a brewery in Lake City and a random dude had that jersey
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I promise to convert to whatever religion it takes to give me this on sunday.
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I came across this early into lockdown and it was honest to God the closest I came to snapping during the whole fucking thing
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
just simply dissemble this ikea butcher table you bought and kept the instructions to in meticulous shape for 4 years
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
😬
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
My mental headspace with each team heading into the games tonight
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
every mariner season is the exact same
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robert @robert2themax.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
America’s descent into fascism was so gentle that we never really noticed it
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