john @jmagil.bsky.social · 19hMcVay spent so much of the offseason doing his own research on time zones that he didn’t think to improve his special teams lmao 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Seahawks are 30-8 under Mike Macdonald at games I do not attend and 0-4 at games I do attend. Incredible bit tbh 030
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Funny to put a fourth down percentage graphic up on a 4th and 20 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tough day for historically San Diego teams against historically Seattle teams. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cherry on top of this game is an elongated period of refsplaining 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Somehow the chargers expected a Wilson run up the middle there. 000
Reposted by johnacallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this @housemajoritypac.bsky.social ad of Jay Feely going wide right is a work of art 16521
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s like Herbstreit hasn’t seen Deshaun Watson play since Clemson 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Begrudgingly clicked the Copilot suggestion to clean up an excel document t see what it would suggest and it just immediately crashed excel and apparently left any unsaved docs unrecoverable. 011
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh thank god Netflix finally has AI in its search. Just what it was missing 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Taylor Ward got a hit so maybe the Mariners still have a chance at a miracle playoff run after all. 100
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I thought about it for 5 mins or so and this is the definitive list unless I forgot a show I liked 200
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Puka Nacua (ran into a glass door again) is out against the Giants tonight 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My Facebook algorithm pushes a group called “Real Seattle Mariners Fans” to me that most recently has been having a bodybuilding dot com message board # of days of week esque argument about the difference between 50th anniversary and 50th season. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Disrespectful that Teams suggests the Santa emoji when you search for “fat” 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you win the Super Bowl, your fans shouldn’t have to hear Mark Schlereth the next season. Even if you’re playing the Cardinals. 011
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Maybe Dan Wilson should start the 22 year old who hits a jaw dropping home run every game instead of the guy who’s my age who is somehow worse than Rob Refsnyder. 040
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to Bath and Body Works and yelling at them to bring me soap scented soap like I’m Denis Leary. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Really horrific to think of people yearning nostalgically for the year 2016 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I could be less tied to California if they asked what I call I-5 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ah the first rain in awhile and a crash on the West Seattle bridge. Nature is healing. 010
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s too bad Trump being on currency doesn’t mean what it usually does 021
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s really incomprehensible to me how someone’s brain becomes like this. 030
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yesterday’s game was already the end of the season but getting owned by 2026 Max Scherzer is a big exclamation point. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Watching Baker Mayfield play through his arm injury on Quarterback is basically every single Mariner hitter this season. It’s better to be strong and play through an injury even if it diminishes your ability and makes it take longer to recover in the long run. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Don’t think we have to worry about Logan Brown making the team 000
Reposted by johnZack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training 1645002736
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The last two weeks of Mariners hitting (today notwithstanding) is what happens when the stink of the rest of the lineup also gets onto Cole, Canzone and Randy. 000
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think too many baseball fans are under the impression that a salary cap is going to make their team decide to start spending money or be less stupid. You are more likely to be the Arizona Cardinals or Sacramento Kings in a salary cap league than the Patriots or Warriors. 110
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Mariners won in Dodger Stadium for the first time since the month I graduated high school. 100
john @jmagil.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My son’s facial expression changes in this way multiple times a day.static.klipy.comChris Farley's ReactionAlt: Chris Farley's Reaction to coffee crystals being decaf on SNL, from happy/neutral to disgusted. 000
