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Pronounced like Oasis. 38. Programmer. Furry. Amateur Singer. Well-meaning doofus. bi/pan. FFXIV (Malboro). Gay for @madrick11.bsky.social Occasionally like and boost NSFW. Minors Please DNI. Remain your kind self. linktr.ee/itsOasus

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Koidel uwu @koidelcoyote.bsky.social · 8h
Skunktember almost over 😭 and I didn’t draw enough of em!
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 17h
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Rinzy 🔞 @rinzy.art · 17h
you also don't get 🚫 AI slop 🚫 surge pricing pay your local freak
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Fooster the Fox @foosterthefox.bsky.social · 17h
It’s that time of year and this fox has been converted. Let’s go Oilers! Thanks for the jersey and the new team to root for @canadiandragon.onlydergs.com!
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 22h
Honestly? Worth it 🍝 Sausage and pepper pasta from last night that BURNED ME, recipe attached This is one of those nice "I'm just making some bullshit" recipes, I had peppers that needed to be used #rorynoms
-1 box of penne pasta (farfalle is also nice for this)
-1 pack of sausage of choice`**` (i get chicken and apple sausage), skinned and sliced thin
-2-3 medium onions (depending on how you like it), chopped
-2-3 bell peppers, sliced thin
-4 garlic cloves (or more, or less, i'm not your mom)
-1 6oz can of tomato paste
-olive oil
-white wine
-seasonings (salt, pepper, italian seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, up to you)
-fresh parsley, chopped
-cheese of choice (pecorino or parm is best), grated fine

if you want a smooth sauce, have a blender or immersion blender handy. if you like chunky veggies, don't bother with that. blended sauce is a good way to sneak more veggies in if you have picky eaters

-get your pasta water going, salt your water
-`**`if your sausage is not already cooked like chicken sausages are, brown it off and set aside
-sauté onions and peppers in olive oil (or sausage fat) until soft. add garlic, sauté until fragrant
-add tomato paste and let it toast to cook out the canned taste, stirring occasionally
-deglaze with white wine, get up all the fond from the tomato paste
-add pasta water to thin sauce if you're gonna blend- blend with immersion or stand blender, be careful to not burn yourself like my dumb ass did, return to pot and add sausage back in, add seasonings, season to taste
-cook pasta til al dente, reserve some pasta water, add pasta to sauce and stir to combine. thin sauce with pasta water as needed to finish cooking pasta to desired doneness
-add parsley and cheese and combine, serve with more as garnish
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The Joy of Trek! @joyoftrek.com · 21h
Ahoy! Join us in watching Duet from #StarTrek #DS9 joyoftrek.com/episode/duet... Recommended by Oasus Plainview who said: This episode defines [Kira] in ways that are unrecognizable by the end. From Cardassian Killer to Prominent figure in the Cardassian Liberation Front.
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Soatok @soatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's still funny that this is a real screenshot of @lastweektonight.com
John Oliver from Last Week Tonight with a tweet I wrote in 2022 at Kandiss Taylor that simply reads "L + ratio + furry butt emote". Below is my Twitch emote, soatokButt. Which features a blue anthro dhole's butt and a smirk looking back over the left butt cheek.The original tweet depicted in the previous screenshot.

Kandiss Taylor: "The furry days are over when I’m governor. Public school is for academics not fairy tales."

Me: "L + ratio + furry butt emote"
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Theome @theome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My round from that battle the other night. A pretty solid popping round, but didn’t have what it needed to get through prelims with a lot of high quality/skill folks in an all-styles space. Still, proud this round!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 29/09/2026
Noooooooooo not Mr. Belding. :( newschannel9.com/news/local/c...
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
Moed Tov! Суккот муборак! Today I joined Rabbi Shlomo Nisanov in Kew Gardens to distribute free food to New Yorkers in honor of Sukkot. Thank you to Rabbi Nisanov for the reminder that community and service deepen our most joyful holidays.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 29/09/2026
"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But, I'd rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey. Reminds us to cherish every moment... cause it'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived."
A graphic depicting the cast of Star Trek The Next Generation with text saying "On this day Star Trek's The Next Generation Premiered on this day, 39 years ago".
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 29/09/2026
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
COVID and Flu Shot appt scheduled! \o/
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kenan & Kel: I Do! Orange Soda
Alt: Kenan & Kel: I Do! Orange Soda
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
Thrall, sighing: "Thank you... Baine would have died without your aid." Jaina: "I couldn't let that happen..." T: "Nor could I. I refuse to fail him like I failed his father. I wish I could change it all. Caine... Garrosh... Theramore... Sometimes... It feels like I did EVERYTHING wrong..."
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kyanos @kyanos.bigkitty.club · 28/09/2026
Probably looking for MFF roomies this year, some options fell through. I have the room, just looking for 1-2 people to join. I won't take just anyone. I have to know you and feel like you'll fit well in the room with Yuji and I. I'd rather pay more than have bad room chemistry.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
WHO LOOOOOOOOOVES ORANGE SODA?!?
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
September 28th. Daylight... The monsters have overtaken the city... Somehow... I'm still alive...
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Russ @rustledfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🌵Calling all fellow Coyotes!🌵 I have been very yote pilled lately and I finally finished a base sticker pack for my Legally Distinct Cartoon Coyote! Gosh I love the silly coyote energy. If you would like to use them here is the link to the Telegram sticker pack! t.me/addstickers/...
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
What happened last night to the Rams does a better job than I do of illustrating WHY "judgment call" flags should be instantly reviewed by the league in New York. INSTANTLY! Anyone saying "It'll slow the game down" is fearmongering. Especially for calls that will take 30 fucking seconds to review.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 28/09/2026
Holy fuck the Rams got HOSED last night O.o There is ZERO ways to justify this without conceding some sort of personal bias. www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFQ...
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The NEW Worst Call in NFL History
YouTube video by Isaac Punts
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
Seth Rollins and Neville had one of the greatest near falls for the WWE Championship.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was harassed and stalked by Pepper Coyote at Anthrocon. Sunday night, I was by the waterfront hanging with some friends. Pepper then came to our group and started verbally harassing me. (Audio is more important, did not want to point my phone directly at him, but he does pop up eventually)
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Shadowtails @shadowtailsart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fire fox 🔥 🎨 for @kzorrofuego.bsky.social
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 27/09/2026
*sigh*
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Folf @stryderslosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am at urgent care, havent been able to walk for two days and I am beyond over it. I hate to ask for monetary help. Ut if this bill is higher than I can manage, I may ask for it, as working will be difficult until I heal
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Knux 🐲 @maestroknux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can have all the reason in the world to reject it but all they think about is “I bought this for you and you didn’t like it, that means you don’t like me” and I’m tired.
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Knux 🐲 @maestroknux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my worries about AI getting so big is family members who don’t know any better are gonna start buying clothes with AI graphics and if you reject it, they are gonna find it disrespectful.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 27/09/2026
Katherine: "Our harbor defenses... won't be enough..." *she lifts the pendant previously worn by Jaina* Jaina: "Father's pendant!" K: "For Generations, the Heart of the Kul Tiran fleet. I thought that Hope had returned with this seal. That perhaps I could call the fleet home..."
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 27/09/2026
The perks of cooking your own god damn rotisserie chicken. You get all this golden yum yum juice.
A 32 oz container of homemade chicken stock.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 27/09/2026
The Big Ten was already under fire for their piss poor handling of the Michigan-Western Michigan game. All I know is, they better get the discipline review for this one fucking right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx9P...
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Desman Stephens Laughs & Daps Up Teammates After Controversial Hit on Dante Moore
YouTube video by Voices of Her Grace
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 27/09/2026
Anyone who ever said "There's no crying in baseball" is a fucking liar. I have no personal investment in baseball and even I was moved by this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOiu...
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Justin Verlander's EMOTIONAL farewell 🥹 JV leaves the mound one final time 🧡 | ESPN MLB
YouTube video by ESPN MLB
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
Bonk is a fun word to say
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Goop @goop.monster · 30/07/2026
I’ve been homeless for a month now I’m looking for a place to find my feet and stabilize. I’ve been couch surfing since becoming displaced I don’t have a drivers license and I only have a suitcase and backpack for belongings I have a modest amount of savings, it is not enough to rehouse alone
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Tucker 🔜 BLFC @thefurrybarista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely!
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
Shorter Mimiron "Y'know what? FINE! I'll do it MYSELF!"
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Ryker 🔜 Furpoc, MFF @rykertheshep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎂🎉Birthday Doggy!🎉🎂 I've been doing this Ryker thing for about four years now. You all have been so kind to me, so welcoming, and so loving. I'm truly the luckiest doggy in the fandom to have such amazing puppies to support me. You're the best birthday gift ever. Love ya!
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
"We cannot change the past, and we may not find forgiveness in the future... but inaction damns us all."
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RGIII needs to work on his wrestling vernacula
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell your friends you love them.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
Normalize it
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
Garrett: "But I have told [my crew] that, in the here and now, the Federation needs another ship against the Klingons. And we better get used to being in the here and now." Picard: "But, if you go back, you could be a great deal more helpful..." *Picard then lowers his voice so only Garrett hears.*
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 26/09/2026
Like the title of this video says: You do not hate Scalpers enough www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxI7...
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You Don't Hate Scalpers Enough
YouTube video by penguinz0
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