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23yo local creature found eating tree bark, asked to leave arboretum pronouns: idk man i'm still working on it

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
spiribia
I do think it's ultimately the potion seller's right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it's out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but | also think it's a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can have his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions" instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight's request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/08/2026
swerving across four lanes of traffic to get a photo of a car with the vanity plate “BOFA”
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Beetle Kiss
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/08/2026
The supposed public health benefits of anti-smoking laws have destroyed our national character, replacing the once-dignified silhouette of a cigarette butt discarded in a gas station urinal with the cold, clinical profile of the spat-out Zyn
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RNP @rnpetc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i made this splatoon edit like two years ago and never posted it so here
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone's very unpleasant to be around.lapcorp
sometimes there is a nice old lady

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This is true
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a carousel of animals @alteredpanel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events
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Delat (READ excite! 📌) @delatoid.com · 26/06/2026
stares at u #oc #art
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
virtualgirladvance
one must imagine sisyphus in competitive matchmaking
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
bewbin
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.
Left: print ad for Mario Golf on the GBC, showing the game and reading "No dates this year? No problem."
Right: print ad for the GBC showing Mario Golf being played by two skeleton hands, reading "Don't forget to eat."
Source: mariowiki.com/File:MG_GBC_print_ad_NA.jpg, reddit.com/r/retrogaming/comments/1fnlb97
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
wint @dril
"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
deadandphilgames 6d
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ? you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

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update: he didn't show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a kid with a mullet and sweet sunglasses is building the beginnings of a sandcastle on the beach. Some people walk by, smiling. Text across the top of the panel reads: At first, they laughed. Panel 2: Text reads: But that’s all changed. the kid, wearing a conch as a crown, is now seated on a sand throne inside a sand palace, guarded by a bouncer made of sand. There is a line of people waiting to go inside and meet the kid, and someone is bowing at his feet.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Crestamorph @crestamorph.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
out of your friends which one are you meme with pokemon body shapes
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Seasick @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Its important to give up every day at 1pm
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 29/03/2026
What’s interesting about ADHD is that tasks your brain doesn’t like (which is out of your control and can change daily) will feel physically painful to you in a way that’s hard to articulate. ADHD isn’t “work is boring”. It’s “My brain hates this tasks so much that it’s sending me pain signals”
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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i wanted my jirachi to have friends so i made a lunatone/solrock duo (she/her for both please!!)
full-body drawings of an anthro lunatone and solrock (respectively moon and sun-shaped meteorite pokemon). the lunatone is wearing a mostly white kimono with a blue, water-like gradient near the bottom. she has dark blue gauntlets and leg-wraps, and silver armoured points on the tips of her moon-shaped head. on her back is a basket filled with bamboo branches, and she's dual-wielding hatchets. 

the solrock is wearing a black robe over leggings that resemble punk, leather pants. the sleeves and the bottom of the robe are shredded and billowing out in a way that resembles fire. hair-like flames emerge from a crack in her head, and she's wearing a burning furnace on her back. she's weilding a red naginata with a jirachi-shaped incense burner hanging near the tip
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taxiderby verified @taxiderby.coven.cafe · 23/03/2026
well-meaning character: [makes bad decision while under extreme mental strain] too many viewers: this character is morally evil
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Grath @grath.org · 18/03/2026
"We reserve the right to boot your ass on vibes" is literally an essential aspect to establishing a functional community, because "you will only be removed if you break these specific articulated rules" means that some douchebag will go just short of breaking those rules and drive people away.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐡✵ @dogyards.art · 14/03/2026
Realest post I have read today
You can be a good person & still have a past that would ruin your reputation at the wrong dinner table. Life is weird like that.
Sometimes your worst years are what make you better later. And sometimes the reason you're so careful now is because you remember the damage you were capable of.
That's the uncomfortable origin story of a lot of good people. Turns out shame can grow a conscience if you let it.
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Zachary Morrison @paranatural.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i said what i said
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 08/03/2026
they stole an hour from women
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
UNOWN COOL S
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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 23/02/2026
This commercial for 7UP soda starring Orlando Jones should go on record as one of the most insane advertisements ever aired on television.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you
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Mild Low Office Fridge @mildlowmemorial.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Youtuber watching how Birds fly: "The RISE of Pigeons-- The FALL of Pigeons-- The RISE of Pigeons: How Birds Shaped a-- The DOWNFALL of Pigeons: It's SO Over-- The RISE--"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
she's tired of being the butt of the joke
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