Reposted by ScissorsSix is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 1hI dreamed of a kiss last night. Back of the head gripped in a tangle of hair, like a candle left unattended long enough to crackle into a towering structure fire. That obviously speaks to a deep and primal yearning. I’m less certain what the breakdance burger cook off with food poisoning signifies. 2143
Reposted by ScissorsJe Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 3hsmoldering saturJake 1305
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 13hhiccups on the first day of your period? call that hemorrhaging 2170
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 14hsometimes i want to share a poem i’ve just discovered and then i see “new poem each week — read them on substack” in the bio and then i get sad 2160
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 15hQuestion: is the kelvin wave always named kelvin? or was the last one like a jordan wave or something else j? 140
Reposted by ScissorsSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 16hI’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 5353103
Reposted by ScissorsSix is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 18hIt's a good day for ears. 041
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 20hNuvaxovid and flu (whatever that one is called) done ✔️ 0220
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 21hi’m glad i reluctantly and angrily used that chatbot to make my vaccine appointment and fill out all the forms only to get here and be told “yeah, we don’t get those appointments so you have to fill out everything on paper and wait 20 minutes for us to put it in the computer” I HATE EVERYTHING 7290
Reposted by ScissorsAmanda @aelove.bsky.social · 23hI’ve decided that I don’t like the phrase IYKYK. It feels exclusionary (and hurts my feelings when I don’t know LOL) 281
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 21hyea, i pregame* *take benadryl and pepcid before getting my vaccines 2351
Reposted by ScissorsMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🚨 smoove rock alarm 🚨 1817019
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026What’s your love language? Me: whatever this is… 4462
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026Ok, i’ll admit it…. For three days now, I’ve felt silly for having this in-app notification on (not push, i am not THAT fascinating) and was trying to decide whether or not i wanted to turn it off but someone i was CERTAIN had me muted just liked a repost SO WHO’S THE LOSER NOW? (still me 😌) 5150
Reposted by Scissorsswoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 02/10/2026Showing up at therapy every week like 1305
Reposted by ScissorsSix is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Time to see if Fern Gully aged well. 7363
Reposted by ScissorsSix is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What a great movie with no sequel shut up. 181
Reposted by Scissorshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 354204094874
Reposted by ScissorsRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026and this is for you, i say, presenting my date with a bouquet of popsicles 1172
Reposted by Scissorsgrudgey mcgrudgerson @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026titty tomatoes acquired. @scissors.myatproto.social 4142
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026THOSE ARE MY LUBRICATION TEARS!!! (hey…did y’all know we really do have different kinds of tears?) 3120
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026Happy anniversary to my best alt text fail of all time 0160
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026So, the only mammogram I’ve ever had that was even kinda uncomfortable* was this last one, BUT THAT’S ON ME: I scheduled it right before my period 🙃 Otherwise I’ve never had any issues *and I mean just minimally like “oh! I’m ready for this to be done now.” Not intolerable or anything. 684
Reposted by ScissorsMelody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 01/10/2026Okay that was easy as hell, everyone go get pictures of your tits 2222
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026I’m ridin in your carrrrrr song.link/i/367515038song.linkFire by The Pointer SistersListen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more. 211
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026See? it’s good to post this kind of thing because my brain went… Conway Titty —> Slow Hand —> POINTER SISTERS! And now I’m listening to FIRE 😌 2170
Reposted by ScissorsVivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You all keep the dumb thoughts inside? That's not good for you that's how you get sick 1122
Reposted by ScissorsVivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's so much I wish I could fix that I'm not even responsible for. But at least there's adorable dogs in the world 2104
Reposted by ScissorsSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Snail Facts advent calendars are ready 4 u Scratch off a shell a day for facts about the snails of the world. Get one for you, for your kids, for your niblings, your neighbors' kids, hell, your grandma. Snails are for everyone! SquidFacts.net 27137
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026the construction noises outside are making my teeth hurt and my shoulders go up to my ears aaaaaaaaahhhhhh 2100
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026hey before you talk crap about healthcare workers to me, you should probably know i’m a nurse. i also happen to deal with chronic illness so i know how imperfect our healthcare system is and can certainly be critical of that. anyways. you can unfollow now if you hate nurses or whatever 8422
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026thinking about the doctors, nurses, and other healthcare workers taking care of christa pike tonight and hoping they are all offered extensive debriefing and support 6665
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS (i am not that shocked): THE THING IS TAKING LONGER THAN EXPECTED AND I WILL HAVE TO FINISH TOMORROW 2121
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026NO ONE SPEAK TO ME I AM DOING A THING I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I HAVE FINISHED THE THING 2422
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026please know if you send me a serious text and describe something as “traumatic” my brain is going to level 10 trauma. like…will-require-years-of-therapy-to-get-past-it kind of trauma 2181
