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i made etymystery.com and wordladder.fun and archive-mrss.rnf.me bi, polyam unceded abenaki land (vermont)

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bern @rnf.me · 7h
the invisible paw of the free barket
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bern @rnf.me · 26/09/2026
Etymystery September 26, 2026 🟦🟨🟨🟨🟩 Average 64/100 etymystery.com @gretchenmcculloch.com you might like this
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Etymystery · daily etymology puzzle
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bern @rnf.me · 25/09/2026
Etymystery September 25, 2026 🟨🟩🟩🟦🟥 Average 60/100 etymystery.com
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Etymystery · daily etymology puzzle
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bern @rnf.me · 24/09/2026
i think a really good joke in a production of wicked would be when elphaba's mom is having the tryst where elphaba is conceived, the father turns out to be shrek
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bern @rnf.me · 12/09/2026
coming february 2027 from blumhouse
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Snopes @snopes.com · 10/09/2026
✅ Yes, this image shows Vermont faith leaders who were arrested after protesting ICE. To find out what happened, we reached out to the faith leaders: www.snopes.com/fact-check/f...
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These faith leaders were arrested for protesting ICE. Here's what they told us
The protesters were attempting to block operations at Vermont's ICE National Criminal Analysis and Targeting Center, an agency surveillance hub.
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bern @rnf.me · 10/09/2026
why do we always post here? i guess we'll never know. but every bsky poster would watch a muppet show.
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bern @rnf.me · 31/08/2026
as a child it's fine to have a hobby, but when you grow up it prefers to be called hobert.
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bern @rnf.me · 24/08/2026
thefts of artificial sweetener
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bern @rnf.me · 18/08/2026
ah, i have found my wife's bsky alt
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bern @rnf.me · 12/07/2026
you know they killed lindsey graham just to distract us. RELEASE THE MITCH FILES.
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bern @rnf.me · 10/07/2026
do do-not-track next
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bern @rnf.me · 30/06/2026
if the klein be naomi, you're alright, homie if the klein an ezra be, keep away from thee
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bern @rnf.me · 20/06/2026
estate sales are the modern-day version of looting a corpse
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bern @rnf.me · 20/06/2026
mfin tree just won at solitaire
A tree with a leaf pattern reminiscent of the "bouncing cards" animation that occurs after one wins a hand of Microsoft Solitaire.
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bern @rnf.me · 26/05/2026
this slaps honestly
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bern @rnf.me · 24/05/2026
i have a new job where if you're hospitalized you can pay me to rush into the hospital, talk to a receptionist and then a doctor, and then stand sadly at your bedside. i'm lossfully employed.
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bern @rnf.me · 20/05/2026
google has replaced the google meet camera logo with a yellow tang
The new Google Meet logo, which looks kind of like a blocky Yellow Tang fish facing left.A photo of a Yellow Tang fish facing left. It has the same basic shape as the new Google Meet logo.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
there’s music for literally every activity
Soundtrack CD of “She’s Having a Baby” with price sticker partially covering the title making it appear to read “SHAVING A BABY.”
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bern @rnf.me · 18/05/2026
superman would just yeet it into the sun anyway
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bern @rnf.me · 10/05/2026
mother's day is a ploy by Big Mother to sell you more mother
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 06/05/2026
“excellent rowing, men! but you know what? I think we should once again lash me to the mast.” “but the sirens are well behind us, king odysseus—“ “sirens? what are you..? oh, right! yeah. yes! well, you know, you can never… you can never be too careful. lash me up, boys! tight!”
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bern @rnf.me · 05/05/2026
hi! vermonter here. as of december 2024, vermont actually has more ev chargers per capita than any other state, and is ranked 9th in ev registrations per capita!
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bern @rnf.me · 04/05/2026
i think pinkleap.app is what you're looking for
pinkleap.app
Pinkleap
Your decentralized feed in pictures and videos.
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bern @rnf.me · 04/05/2026
i don't think a single day to celebrate star wars is enough, which is why earlier this year i observed an entire month: imperial march
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bern @rnf.me · 30/04/2026
like link?
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We Have 17 Sights to Show You -- You Won't Believe Number 11!
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DD Coutts @deedeecoutts.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Isn’t that the truth.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me on my first day back to work after my vacation: Fuck I need a vacation
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bern @rnf.me · 13/04/2026
the falcon cannot hear the falconer, charlie brown
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Endless cycle
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
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bern @rnf.me · 11/04/2026
good news! michaels had a whole aisle of fabric (i don't think they used to?) and i found a good one. the employee who cut it for me didn't know the word "upholstery" though 😑
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
WHO FUCKING CARES
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bern @rnf.me · 07/04/2026
vote harder, that'll fix this
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bern @rnf.me · 06/04/2026
i need some fabric to reupholster some seat cushions and i'm like... michaels, i guess? 😕
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bern @rnf.me · 31/03/2026
i'm on a tight deadline to build a small frankenstein but so far i only have one of the body parts i need. i've gotten a little behind.
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bern @rnf.me · 31/03/2026
has anyone checked for a carbon monoxide leak in the scotus building?
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is my daughter, Hormuz, and my son, Fafo
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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CNN @cnn.com · 21/03/2026
United Airlines has updated its contract of carriage to stipulate that "passengers who fail to use headphones while listening to audio or video content" can be refused travel or removed from the aircraft. cnn.it/4lKOYx1
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bern @rnf.me · 15/03/2026
Art from ancient Pompeii depicting two people doin' it doggystyle. Top text: It's the ides of March. Bottom text: Seize 'er and hit it from the back.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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bern @rnf.me · 14/03/2026
i bought an electric guitar made out of palladium. it's pretty metal
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mocha ☕️🔞 @mochamorii.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
my hottest take is that we need to stop enabling chronic self deprecation outside of a joking context. responding to “my art sucks” with “no ur arts great“ does nothing but normalize bad coping mechanisms. we should be praising self confidence and emotional maturity instead
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bern @rnf.me · 10/03/2026
hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.
A large metal exhaust fan with the brand name "Patton" on it. This is a joke about Mike Patton, lead singer of Mr. Bungle and Faith No More (among other projects) which operate largely under the heavy metal genre. Also it's a ripoff of a joke about Reznor brand industrial fans.
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bern @rnf.me · 09/03/2026
me spending money on fun stuff: haha fuck yeah!!! yes! me working to earn money: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
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bern @rnf.me · 28/02/2026
wrong answers only
A photo of a single urinal mounted on a wall with two large black u-shaped handles, one mounted to either side of the urinal. Above the photo is the text "What are the handles for?"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power
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bern @rnf.me · 20/02/2026
please... my tones... they are so def...
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