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bern

@rnf.me

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i made etymystery.com and wordladder.fun and archive-mrss.rnf.me bi, polyam unceded abenaki land (vermont)

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bern @rnf.me · 20/06/2026

mfin tree just won at solitaire

A tree with a leaf pattern reminiscent of the "bouncing cards" animation that occurs after one wins a hand of Microsoft Solitaire.

bern @rnf.me · 20/05/2026

google has replaced the google meet camera logo with a yellow tang

bern @rnf.me · 15/03/2026

Art from ancient Pompeii depicting two people doin' it doggystyle. Top text: It's the ides of March. Bottom text: Seize 'er and hit it from the back.

bern @rnf.me · 10/03/2026

hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.

bern @rnf.me · 28/02/2026

wrong answers only

A photo of a single urinal mounted on a wall with two large black u-shaped handles, one mounted to either side of the urinal. Above the photo is the text "What are the handles for?"

bern @rnf.me · 12/02/2026

thanks @jnd.bsky.social

Sometimes you will have the resources to lead the fight. Sometimes you will have the resources to join it. Sometimes you will have the resources to fund it. Sometimes you will have the resources to tell people about it. All of that is part of the fight. The important part is showing up for the fight and doing what is within your capabilities at that moment.

bern @rnf.me · 13/10/2025

after creating a feed, you can add the feed URL directly to the podcast app of your choice and then listen episode by episode there.

A screenshot of part of Apple Podcasts showing the "Follow a Show by URL..." function.

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bern @rnf.me · 17/05/2025

i want my balls to do this

A frilled lizard with its neck frills fully extended.

bern @rnf.me · 06/05/2025

CMD-Z FOR PRESIDENT 2028

bern @rnf.me · 06/05/2025

CTRL-Z FOR PRESIDENT 2028

bern @rnf.me · 02/02/2025

*record scratch* yep, that's me

A detail from the painting "Last Judgment" by Lieven van den Clite, showing a winged, fanged, horned demon looking straight into the camera, surrounded by wailing tormented people.

bern @rnf.me · 22/01/2025

Product photo of leggings with a "super big" pouch for external genitalia.

bern @rnf.me · 06/01/2025

signs is vibes

A handwritten sign, partially obscured by a recycling bin, so that the only part readable says "Please NO".

bern @rnf.me · 06/01/2025

A version of the opening screen to the game "Bad Dudes", but it says "Two tubes of tomato paste have been opened. Are you a bad enough dude to identify them?"

bern @rnf.me · 01/01/2025

this doesn't bode well

A screenshot of a post by Merriam-Webster saying "Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed."

The GIF in question has failed to load, displaying an error message and a retry button.

bern @rnf.me · 24/12/2024

"you'll be visited by three spirits." the spirits:

Three bottles of liquor: Tanqueray gin, Tito's vodka, and Cointreau.

bern @rnf.me · 18/12/2024

i don't call it cleavage, i call it my

A photo of a box of face masks labeled "Naturals Canyon".

bern @rnf.me · 10/12/2024

hey @aedison.bsky.social your twitch channel is pretty... nice

A screencap of part of my Twitch recap for 2024, showing that I watched Avery Edison's channel for... 69 hours. (Nice.)

bern @rnf.me · 07/12/2024

the ceo of peak design is a stool pigeon nypost.com/2024/12/06/u...

A snippet of a news story. It reads, "Dering said he reported the backpack's likeness to the NYPD's top line and the person who answered the phone said they had already received 'hundreds' of tips about the bag being a Peak Design product, according to the outlet."

bern @rnf.me · 02/12/2024

he was right under our noses all along

A diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place, except the shape of the hole has been changed to be the outline of the state of Idaho, and the measurement says "479 mi" instead of "6 ft".

bern @rnf.me · 29/11/2024

showing this photo to my stylist and asking her to give me his hair

A photo of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. He has very thin and sparse long stringy hair.

bern @rnf.me · 22/11/2024

what do these mean? wrong answers only

A poster with a list of "Banned Words", presumably posted in a classroom. The list is:
1. Skibidi
2. Sigma, Beta, Alpha
3. Ohio
4. Rizz
5. Gyat(t)
6. Fein
7. Tweaking (Emma Only)
8. This of it lyrics
9. Cardiac arrest meme
10. Chat
11. All combos of "tuah" & "hawk"
12. Anime words/gestures
13. Diddy
14. Cold in here
15. Edging
16. Goon
17. Darius noises
18. Pumpkin
19. Animal noises
20. No mames
21. Huzz
22. Low taper fade
23. Broke boy
24. Ligma
25. Taylor Swift
26. Swifties

bern @rnf.me · 01/11/2024

American Chopper meme:
"They say sitting all day is bad for you"
"It's as bad for you as smoking"
"I am in full agreement"
"I'm getting rid of my chair" (panel shows one guy throwing a chair)
"You're an inspiration to me"

bern @rnf.me · 22/10/2024

A front yard sign that says:
In this house, we believe:
This place is not a place of honor
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
Nothing valued is here
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us
The danger is to the body, and it can kill

bern @rnf.me · 14/10/2024

when your social network gets overrun by fascists

An image of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor in the Lord of the Rings movies, saying "Abandon your posts! Flee! Flee for your lives!"

bern @rnf.me · 13/10/2024

friend: was vink diesel there?

A building with the company name "Vink diesel" near the Beneden Merwede near Rotterdam in the Netherlands.

bern @rnf.me · 03/08/2024

saw j.d. ridin' with his hoes today

A photo of a pickup truck with two couches in the back.

bern @rnf.me · 01/08/2024

[evanescence voice]

A selected radio button labeled "Set Me Up Online (eSIM)"

bern @rnf.me · 31/01/2024

An illustration of a rainbow between two clouds, with stylized text reading "You can always Quit".

bern @rnf.me · 20/01/2024

the chicago rat hole would make a perfect continent for the map in the front of an epic fantasy novel

The shape of the Chicago rat hole.

bern @rnf.me · 13/01/2024

happy new year to @sgj.bsky.social and no other authors. maybe in 2024 i'll read more.

A screenshot of the two books I finished in 2023, which are "My Heart is a Chainsaw" and "Don't Fear the Reaper", both by Steven Graham Jones.

bern @rnf.me · 18/12/2023

A screencap from the Gene Wilder "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory", in which Gene, as Willy Wonka, is sarcastically saying "Stop. Don't. Come back."

bern @rnf.me · 17/12/2023

A screencap from the Star Trek episode "Darmok," of the Tamarian Dathon. The caption reads "cryptobro, his apes gone".

bern @rnf.me · 09/12/2023

hi, i'm greg davies and here beside me is my co-host, little alex horne!

Hozier stands next to Bear McCreary, composer of the God of War soundtrack, at the 2023 Game Awards.

bern @rnf.me · 05/10/2023

choose your fighter

An edited photograph of a white cat, where the cat's body has been shortened so that it appears to only have two legs.

bern @rnf.me · 14/09/2023

was it his ear

A headline: "Stolen Van Gogh piece is returned in a bloody pillowcase inside an Ikea bag", by Maria Luisa Paul

bern @rnf.me · 15/07/2023

poetry

bern @rnf.me · 10/07/2023

i am the very model of the powerless ship mazarine i've drifted through the water in a way unlike a submarine i'm floating off of england passing places most historical i fly the flag "i need a tug" with colors semaphorical

Maritime semaphor flag Z (ZULU) indicating "I require a tug."

A map diagram showing the drift path of the cargo ship Mazarine as it passes Cornwall, England.

A close-up of part of the map, showing that the ship is off the coast of Penzance.

bern @rnf.me · 06/07/2023

A photo of a short passage from Tracy Kidder's "Soul of a New Machine", where an engineer, fed up with dealing with "billionths of a second," departs his job, leaving a note that reads "I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season."