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Ryan Joseph

@rmjoseph23.bsky.social
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Writer/editor/social media guy. I've written some words for some places. Contact: rmjoseph23@gmail.com.

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 4h
hearing reports of cleveland guardians?
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Culturally, he was also a force: the GIFs, the league transition off court to feature players’ wardrobe A truly one-of-a-kind player
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Drew’s given me the opportunity to bemoan what’s happened to GQ in the last five years, so I’ll take the opportunity to mention that the pub currently employs my former coworker Frazier Tharpe, whose writing was always fucking ass. But hey! The SUMMERMAN got to interview his big idol Jigga for GQ!
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have four: Royal Scam, Aja, Gaucho (will also take Aja, Gaucho, The Nightfly) Southernplaya…, ATLiens, Aquemini De La Soul Is Dead, Buhloone Mindstate, Stakes Is High The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/07/2026
Part of this is a decade+ of training yourself to see online as a PvP-enabled zone, sure, but the bigger thing is that there’s just people who are online so they can be dicks to strangers, and use political righteousness as a justification now
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/07/2026
Keeping a folder of screenshots of things that you can use to dunk on someone later is proof that there’s people who never stopped behaving like it’s Twitter in 2016 and want to be mean to centrist pundits in a place that doesn’t really have any so badly that they’re inventing them.
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s extremely sweet that they let a Muppet, Marc Cucurella, play in and win the World Cup
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game sucks, man
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think the pay-to-play discussion has been consistently and reliably stupid, and I am tired of it. And so I am happy to publish something from someone who I think is consistently and reliably smart about these things. If you're a US fan looking for a dose of post-World Cup optimism, here you go.
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Real “I NEED TO BE MOTIVATED!!!!” hours when everything went from correctly joking about Graham’s death to now just being mad at Democrats. Would be great for voters and poasters alike to realize: you don’t like the messaging of Dems this AM? Go out and replace them in a primary!
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The whole reason for these kicking-and-screaming posts is to continue trying to be “right” online. Dems didn’t cover themselves in glory, but anyone posting like Jane did help influence the macro environment for swing and normie voters to stay home or vote Trump bc Dems were seen to be “feckless”
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just want it to be known that a lot of people’s faves are responsible for not just amplifying Ken but Stoller and especially Grim when they were going after HRC and Biden—anyone seen as a mainstream Dem. They are certainly complicit in those dudes plus the ones below having any oxygen online!!
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico played a Florida-ass World Cup. Never left the state, lost the first game they played against real competition.
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Eat so much shit, El Tri
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England does not know the level of CONCACAF that’s gonna come their way. Biblical levels of it
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sir, there’s been a second red given by VAR
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They saw this post
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hate that this is my current state but I need Morocco to pull it together to expose and eliminate Canada’s brand of anti-soccer to prevent the most annoying Canadians from experiencing any joy
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Renato Veiga looks exactly like Zack Fox, and I need SOMEONE to agree with me that I’m not seeing things
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Supreme Court decides LeBron James CAN return to Cleveland in a 5-4 decision; Alito (shithead) and Thomas (worse) write the dissent that he should join the Warriors
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At this point they should just start the quarterfinals onwards at the CFB Playoff sites to take it to true American sicko levels of sports watching
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Crazy work
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The issue since 2015 is that a lot of people (including a lot of your faves!) think that Dem politicians need to convince you and others into voting for them by converting you into a “fan.” That’s wrong, and I think partially caused both Dem losses in 2016 and 2020
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is true but I can’t figure out to what this RT, and the original Grossman post, are riffing off. If it’s just “too online wannabe political consultants are again making up a Democratic guy to get made at,” buddies, I have a wonderful soccer tournament that you can tap into to log off.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
who are the dickheads who scheduled the USMNT game for 3pm Friday. Bozo behavior
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We’re gonna win the fucking World Cup
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s called soccer now
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Really appreciate Tim Baltz’s post-Righteous Gemstones career move
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The thing with Republican voters is they’re all idiots, so throwing them a small bone keeps them in line. All Dem-leaning voters are Goldilocks masquerading as a political consultant. As @cooperlund.online always points out, criticizing Dems allows you to gain clout among Dem-leaners.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Donovan Mitchell: Let 'Em Know
ALT: Donovan Mitchell: Let 'Em Know
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s probably “Paper Planes” tbh
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
She’s always sucked, though, now she’s just worse?
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Walk-up music should be “Cousins”
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Thread starts out correct and then you go, Ah, see, these two things are very much related!
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It’s easier to get mad at mom than rightfully and continually direct your anger at your shithead dad
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Glad the Internet is finally (after a decade) realizing it’s not actually productive discourse to entertain dipshits online who think they can Goldilocks their way through political choices, when our current reality is very black and white: a D next to the name is all you need 99% of the time
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10/02/2026
okay but like the burden is literally on us
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I will remain a bonafide NFL hater and say I wish nothing but the worst for both of these fanbases while my favorite pro football team, the Browns, exists in its eternal state of malaise and will never come close to this game in my lifetime
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Read this as “Ho Spice” at first. Anyways, my great-uncle was Lou’s HS football coach who got Lou into coaching, so I appreciate my family had the long-tail effect of bringing this graphic to fruition.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It’s incredible how much I hate the Steelers that I’m actively steamed for a pro team from Detroit AND I stopped truly caring about the Browns when I was, like, 15
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The good dude @lukeoneil47.bsky.social let me write about the 20 best books that I read in 2025. If you're wondering "what should I read?" here's your list www.welcometohellworld.com/20-books-you...
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20 books you should read
My friend Aaron thinks he's better than me because he "reads books" and "knows how to read." That's fine. I've looked at so many posts. Today he writes about the 20 best (new and old) he read this yea...
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I finally watched The Chair Company last night and my high school alma mater was randomly mentioned in the opening scene. It’s a level of central Ohio that I didn’t think could be produced and relayed
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Remember that the Michigan fanbase is primarily composed of the lamest rich kids from the Tri-State who couldn’t get into an elite Ivy, so they slummed it in the Midwest for four years before moving to the coasts to become the worst boss you ever had.
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
While College Football BlueSky routinely shits on Ohio State fans for being rubes (we are), remember that these are your base Michigan fans, in the flesh!
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Ryan Joseph @rmjoseph23.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Guardians benefitting makes me think God’s gifting me specifically
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Jinkies Cowabunga @qaxxar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
HELLO
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
COLUMBUS, OH > AUSTIN, TX
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