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Ramzy Nasrallah

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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3h
I wrote about Iowa’s finest musicians and the pride of Des Moines: Slipknot
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THE SITUATIONAL: Hiding in Plain Sight
Ohio State has some difference-makers hiding in plain sight. A trip to Iowa City would be a good time to let them out.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 6h
PROGRAMMING NOTE: A special corn-free Situational runs at 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
As called by Gary Dolphin on Iowa radio:
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 23/09/2026
Indiana is learning what Ohio State has always known: winning too much changes how a 38-0 victory feels.
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THE SITUATIONAL: Survival of the Richest
Illinois has interrupted an Ohio State championship climb before. This year’s Buckeyes enter the final Saturday of an imperfect September with plenty of room to rise.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Illinois is boring so I wrote about Indiana.
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THE SITUATIONAL: Survival of the Richest
Illinois has interrupted an Ohio State championship climb before. This year’s Buckeyes enter the final Saturday of an imperfect September with plenty of room to rise.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Illinois Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 23/09/2026
You can now subscribe to the Eleven Dubcast wherever you listen to shows. Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4DuUSy8... Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Youtube:
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Ryan Day wants improvement on converting third downs, finishing in red zone — The Eleven Dubcast
YouTube video by Eleven Warriors
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kent State is going to earn that check
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being told I didn’t mention Kent State enough this week
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THE SITUATIONAL: Always the Last to Know
Every episode is a little different, but the tightening always feels the same. Buckeye fans had seen this one before.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PROGRAMMING NOTE: The Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 14/09/2026
Eleven Dubgate 14 will be held 10/10 prior to Ohio State's game with Maryland. Great news, you're invited!
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ELEVEN DUBGATE 14: Presented by Eleven Warriors to Benefit Special Olympics Olentangy
The 14th Eleven Warriors charity tailgate will be held on 10/10 behind the Varsity Club.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In West Palm for work this week. Have already seen a few faces that look like a twin fitted bedsheet on a queen size mattress; gotta doctor shop better than this, patriots
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching the Cleveland Browns.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember that one Ohio State loss where they thought they could just outlast the team they were playing, then their special teams were deeply unserious and the defense turned to goo because the offense had clocked out early, do you remember that one, do you remember it
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State over the last 20 minutes
Vivek Ramaswamy’s terrible baseball swing
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great night for learning fun lessons
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Decent 1st half. My pants are on the roof; blacked out in twice
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great job by McClain being beaten so badly he was in position to make a roadrunner-ass INT
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon with two first-time play callers
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is going to sound weird but consider putting on the BC-Rutgers game now
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember the 25th anniversary of JFK’s assassination. “Feels like yesterday.” Sorry, old people. That was way before my time. Might as well have been the 1800s. Now I’m the old guy. I wrote about 9/11/01. Was just trying to catch a flight for work. Texting was impossible. The sun was shining.
ramzyn.medium.com
nineeleventwentysomething
via DALL-E
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 09/09/2026
Ohio State won by 53. Texas won by 52. Both fan bases found reasons to be miserable.
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THE SITUATIONAL: Magnificent Ruins
Ohio State and Texas spent opening weekend hiding tendencies and exposing flaws. On Saturday night, their alibis expire.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wrote about Texas, Texas whiskey, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Michigan’s fetish for asterisks
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THE SITUATIONAL: Magnificent Ruins
Ohio State and Texas spent opening weekend hiding tendencies and exposing flaws. On Saturday night, their alibis expire.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Texas Situational drops at 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com today
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sean McDonough’s voice cracking is just the best. He should hold a camp for other broadcasters to show them how it’s done properly
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rebels having some trouble with Lincoln in the second half
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Louisville/Ole Miss field has way too much loud shit painted in it. It looks like the inside of a 8th grader’s locker
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
let's spend one more second on this
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bullshit fuck Michigan for fucking ever
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
every one of you who wasn't alive for the 2000 election, this is exactly what it was like
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are people suggesting Michigan cheated
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 Rutgers lol
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan needs to stop messing around and send some staffers over to the WMU sideline
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
meep meep underneath all year long btw
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They trotted out Chris Henry and Jeremiah for they play and the Ball State fan behind me said, “well that’s fucked” and eight seconds later, touchdown
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had a beer at this tailgate in 2019
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“I cannotta wait to coacha dis team for yous guys” - Brian Kelly being introduced at Rutgers
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 02/09/2026
Ohio State will either win the Big Ten this season or tie the second-longest conference-title drought in program history.
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THE SITUATIONAL: Money and Promises
Your preseason No. 1 team has a recent national title and a five-year conference title drought. Just another perfectly normal September in Columbus.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The five 1st rounders is a death penalty, but fining Steve Ballmer $30M is the equivalent of a $19 parking ticket for someone whose net work is $100K. So all around, this is very funny.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wrote about Dave Letterman and Pat Benatar’s husband’s bourbon
elevenwarriors.com
THE SITUATIONAL: Money and Promises
Your preseason No. 1 team has a recent national title and a five-year conference title drought. Just another perfectly normal September in Columbus.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Ball State Situational runs at 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com today.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Didn’t realize he was recording this, I thought we were just onboarding a new hire
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They mix them live in front of you, then seal them with this fancy machine so that when you open it it *pops* like a fresh can of tennis balls
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Eleven Warriors @elevenwarriors.com · 26/08/2026
Ohio State is the preseason No.1 team in the country. What could possibly go right?
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THE SITUATIONAL SEASON PREVIEW: Profiles in Audacity
A new season of familiar expectations, an uncommon bourbon and the nation’s No. 1 team trying to stop fighting itself.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Psst football’s back
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THE SITUATIONAL SEASON PREVIEW: Profiles in Audacity
A new season of familiar expectations, an uncommon bourbon and the nation’s No. 1 team trying to stop fighting itself.
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
PROGRAMMING NOTE: We're doing this again. Season 15 of The Situational kicks off 1:15pm ET today @elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Death March for Arch Planning for Manning Full Pariah for Jeremiah Brownsing As Always
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