RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hakeem Jeffries: a man who might, maybe someday could possibly do something 120
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is from the Bloomberg article on Crumbl. Are you surprise that they’re having financial issues, @russbengtson.bsky.social? 140
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FUCKING HELL. JACK SMITH MISSED STEPH'S 60 POINTS. YOU'D THINK HE'D REMEMBER THAT! 220
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let the evidence show that Jack Smith missed a real barnburner. 1162
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026shout out to @lukeepplin.bsky.social for recommending this book to me. It's awesome. (Also! Buy Luke's book!) 010
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026me: “Excuse me, may I operate the sandwich?” Sandwich operator: “I’m sorry sir, it’s outside sandwich operating hours.” 050
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm putting @turdguy.bsky.social side by side because... holy shit 01910
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026me, in my advanced age, looking up the Jimmy Butler looking at stats meme: 030
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i have no idea what you're talking about (picture unrelated; im trying to delete) 010
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“So THAT’S how they knew I liked the steel cut oats!” Neighboring Way thought to himself. 111
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@samesadecho.bsky.social I've said it 100 times: you really need to rethink your marketing strategy: 120
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 08/08/2026@samesadecho.bsky.social if you’re in town can you stop by to say hi next time (picture unrelated) 020
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I have not watched football in ages but look man if I'm putting this thing on my head to play we are playing two-hand touch 020
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026what kind of spin rate could I get on one of these? Could I throw a four-seamer? 010
![MEMORANDUM (FIRST DRAFT)
To: PRESS RELEASE
From: Clippers PR
Date: September 2, 2026
Subject: RE: Punishment for alleged cap circumvention with Aspiration
[the below are all crossed out, as in a first draft]
The NBA is barking up the wrong tree.
How come the Board Man didn’t pay?
[link uncomfortable Kawhi laugh]
Yet another blunder by Doc Rivers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lv4um3aptlsvoka4tbgdykm7/bafkreiduns223h3h2emhvkgopkumd4x4cop4f2vbyok4kpyr5o2r6pw47e)
