RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 11hdo not - I repeat - do not wear the top hat / bowtie combo you wore the last time we went bowling 110
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 14hHakeem Jeffries: a man who might, maybe someday could possibly do something 110
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 20h@theuptownfive.bsky.social 👀👀👀👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUn...youtube.comCameron Boozer Makes His NBA Preseason Debut | October 5, 2026YouTube video by NBA 100
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 23hOn this day in 1996, Jan Vegler of P&G invented the popular air deodorizer Febreze. Called Febreze due to it's intended proximity to the bathroom (it's a portmanteau of fecal and breeze), sales of Febreze originally flopped as P&G did not add a scent to it until later in 1997. 030
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when I go to the gym, I usually pretend that *I’m* the one running but I doubt you’re faster you fat piece of crap 020
Reposted by RMJ=HBen Dowsett @bendowsett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Some NBA reporting: Per a league memo to teams that I've obtained a copy of, the NBA is testing 2 forms of officiating technology during preseason games starting tonight: 1. Wrist wearables for ref/Replay Center communication 2. A connected basketball (Little thread of info coming, 1/) 196
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026in the knicks defense, they are owned by an absolute shithead. 140
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The stories were scaryish and the drawings creeped me out, but the combination of the two ramped up to some synergistic level of scary. 020
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know @uwebollocks.bsky.social is with me here. my friend got this book from the Scholastic Book fair in second grade and it totally messed me up for several weeks 230
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the best parts about Bluesky is never having to check a score on an Eagles game. 040
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026when you’re waiting on your teenager to complete their homework so you can keep watching Slow Horses together 020
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is from the Bloomberg article on Crumbl. Are you surprise that they’re having financial issues, @russbengtson.bsky.social? 140
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[looking up from my horse feed bag of sauerkraut] You don’t think this is enough 010
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/20268% of parenting is eating delicious food your no-good children have discarded 140
Reposted by RMJ=HA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162511729
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My son thinks that the guy who starred in Resident Alien would’ve made a MUCH better doctor. 110
Reposted by RMJ=Hfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411891322
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They can. But there are a LOT of tax implications for 401K-9s 1670
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What? How? Tell me the secret. I’m struggling with this 3-piece job. Hours of my life. My wife left me. 140
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is an extraordinarily powerful essay. Not powerful enough to beat Hakeem in the playoffs, but very strong. 040
Reposted by RMJ=HStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you 242449393
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Ah, well. Nevertheless," is some truly elite level construction. Not a single character wasted. 0120
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm going to make a LEG out of U and ME. (that doesn't really work) 020
Reposted by RMJ=HNitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 02/10/2026"In 2016 Farrar was still figuring his life out, earning money as a freelancer by writing for places like Deadspin, The Daily Dot and Vice. Many of the outlets he worked with are now gone and Farrar’s work scrubbed from the internet." www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 1377
RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Charlie, I'm here to tell you: apparently this is a SEX thing. 100
