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The Cynical Historian @cynicalhistorian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tacitus mocks anyone stupid enough to ban history books, "The punishment of writers exalts the credit of the writings: nor did ever foreign kings, or any else, reap other fruit from it, than infamy to themselves, and glory to the sufferers."

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RJM3: Alternate Historian @rjm3ah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today, October 5, 2026 at exactly 10:19am ET, I turned 25 years old. It’s been quite the ride. Here’s to next 25 years! 🍂🎃🍃 🥳🎉🎂 #25yearsold #uncstatus

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic

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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026

the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

looks like a still shot from a movie about world war II ending ... differently.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Skipped the Nazis, huh.

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gotham DSA meeting interrupted by an attack from CaucusMan, a sinister supervillain with approximate knowledge of hundreds of group chats and the drama within. what fiendish allegations will he make when he approaches the mic? what resolutions shall he introduce? stay tuned to find more.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

running list of minor things that i think the us could do to improve its government: 1. mandatory dormitories in dc 2. undo the gingrich era shift to a commute culture by requiring members to participate in a five-day DC work week 3. undo gingrich era "consolidation" of congressional agencies, staff

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If there was ever a time we needed a jury nullification it's now.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30. October 1.

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RJM3: Alternate Historian @rjm3ah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Crazy how they never made a film adaptation

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Counter, he's the Antichrist @counterfactor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Summer has come and past. The innocent can never last. Wake up. September's over.

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep

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RJM3: Alternate Historian @rjm3ah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“INTERNATIONALIST MIDDLE POWERS MUST UNITE AGAINST TRUMP AND AMERIKKKA” bros the nanosecond they spot a far right party on their ballot:

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Spongebob Writing Loop

ALT: Spongebob Writing Loop

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Europeans don't exactly hate Trump. They just hate they don't have a Trump of their own.

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RJM3: Alternate Historian @rjm3ah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If literally anybody else was on duty that day:

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day. Today we celebrate the life of a man who saved billions by not believing a computer. May we all learn this valuable lesson.

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm pretty sure the Russians made Putin since they're the ones who voted for him.

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Counter, he's the Antichrist @counterfactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now who's soft on communism, Republicans?

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Out of Context UK Kids TV (On Hiatus) @oocukkidstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW BOB THE BUILDER STOP MOTION IN 2026 THIS IS NOT A DRILL Its for an ad but I'll take it

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Drivers are regulated, trustworthy” this is literally the Joker speech about it’s fine to kill people if it’s according to plan

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RussianHacker (Marklin) @russianhacker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't normally advertise my work here, but I've started a new writing project: Eve of Destruction. Set in an alternate cold war where the soul and ghosts are real, and three teenagers find themselves stuck in a metaphysical arms race. www.deviantart.com/metalheadjoh...

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Eve of Destruction Episode 1: The Work of 15 Years by metalheadjohn on DeviantArt

Eve of Destruction Episode 1: The Work of 15 Years — literature by metalheadjohn on DeviantArt. Alright, now for my newest project. This is the first episode of a serial I have started and my first re...

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mamdani is everywhere Mamdani is everything Mamdani is everybody Mamdani is still the king

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The Cynical Historian @cynicalhistorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago, I was in the 8th grade helplessly watching the attacks happen. A decade later, I fought the war 9/11 caused. Another decade later, we lost that war and I earned my PhD studying American violence. Here is my episode explaining why all that happened:

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What Caused the War on Terror? (feat. Hikma History)

It’s been a decade since I fought in Afghanistan, and a decade before that began. Yet somehow, we’re still fighting there. Perhaps we’re finally the end of it, but the beginning is so far away that…

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RussianHacker (Marklin) @russianhacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know its shocking that this admin's assholes are liars, but this is just wrong. Iran was under a reformist president who condemned the attacks when they happened, one of the first muslim-majority national leaders to do so! Spontaneous demonstrations of condolence took place across the country!

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We had a Pittsburgh radio host reporting an alien invasion from our annual tweeting of this silly movie in 2025. Just a little gimmick twitter account with 15,000 followers or whatever.

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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 11/09/2026

So many of these takes are built on some sort of implicit assumption that, if enough people refused to vote, then US policy on Israel will meaningfully change which just isn't how it works at all

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bin-Laden had the same strategy as Hideki Tojo.

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You know the more I read about the "Whites" of the Russian Civil War, the more I'm convinced that not only were they unlikely to win, but if they did it would still be pretty bad for Russia. Like multiple warlords vying for control with many having Nazi-esque opinions about Jews. Not great.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/09/2026

a year later, looking back, I think Charlie Kirk marks the high water mark of the right's cultural dominance for a little bit there they actually managed to force civil society as a whole to crack down on people saying mean shit about one of their own, and it turned out to be a massive overreach

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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Where's that piece of #alternatehistory? German Atatürk, (Vaterdeutsch or Vater, anglicized to Vader) leads a, "German War of Independence," and founds a modern democratic Republic of Germany that brute forces a better deal with the Allies. 1/

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RJM3: Alternate Historian @rjm3ah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If the Germans hated Versailles so much, they should have just did what the Turks did after Treaty of Sevres and went #beastmode until they got a better deal.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i don't think the collaboration was going to work in terms of book sales, but i do think that if any 79-year-old was going to get MrBeast, it was James Patterson, who shares his obsession with metrics and celebrating, as the New Yorker once put it, being "unapologetically rich"

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”

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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can see it now. Travel documentary in 2099 about the "MAGA Colonies of Argentina," and its a bunch of gated communities. Snapshots of pre-war America populated by despicable old neo-fascists, their nurses, and kids and grandkids who REALLY want you to believe they're not pure evil.

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