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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 7h
gf says i cant have taco bell three nights in a row
screenshot of apple music playing the song "no children" by the mountain goats, a song about a failing relationship
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda weird that BG3 is the only game here that isnt over a decade old, but thats my goat right there
my 9 games grid featuring: Team Fortress 2, Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Baldur's Gate 3, Skyrim, Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2, Super Smash Bros for Wii U, and Persona 3
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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Romolla @romolla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rocket
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
think of it that either he or some previous owner had one of the peach or Yoshi themed wii remotes and swapped only the a buttons like some pervert. this bugs me way more than it should. my email is kccain97@gmail.com if you have any employment opportunities thank you
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in case anyone was curious at what stage of unemployment im at, i started noticing in scott the woz videos, he has a normal white wii remote that has a solid white a button. i have never seen it before, in a used game store, in an image search, on console variations or anything. the only thing i can
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Neeks @ultraneeks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my kingdom for a triple cheeseburger
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haven't done one of these in a while so i thought id do one with some fresh recency bias
A grid listing some of my favorite video games for different categories. 
Favorite Game: Team Fortress 2
Best Story: 1000XRESIST
Favorite Art Style: Signalis
Biggest Personal Impact: Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Best Combat: Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2 Overhated: 2XKO
Underrated: Dragon Age 2
Overrated: Doom 2016
Needs a Remake: Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
Criminally Overlooked: The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds
Favorite Protagonist: Final Fantasy 7 (original) Favorite Antagonist: Resident Evil 5
Best Soundtrack: Red Dead Redemption 2 Best Multiplayer: Deadlock
Not Usually My Thing But...: World of Warcraft Leigion
Turn My Brain Off: Borderlands 1
Best with Friends: Helldivers 2
Best Retro Game: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Mario Kart DS Game Everyone Should Play: Baldur's Gate 3
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/09/2026
sex with you was cumslop. I only orgasmed bc I came
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356(Sangorou) @san5ro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i usually dont really fuck with this style of music, but this has been an absolute earworm since i played no more heroes 3 youtu.be/0pETl0LAqrU?...
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Musical Chair - No More Heroes 3 Musical Selections
YouTube video by Quincey Morris
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im just gonna be this miserable forever i guess
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what people mean when they say "Never Forget" right?
An Australium Flamethrower from Team Fortress 2 renamed "Ted Cruz Liked Porn on Twitter on 9/11" i actually own this, it cost me 100 dollars
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cant stop thinkin bout them burgers
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
some of y'all need to realize the only true law of this world
a copy of Food Network: Cook or Be Cooked on Nintendo Wii
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous collab menu at Denny's featuring the Grand Slamus
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it only took a year for the switch 2 to have barely enough exclusive games to make me actually want it
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You'd think a game about The Knights of the Round Table find the holy grail and become nigh immortal super soldiers in steampunk victorian era england would be a slam dunk. But just ends up being a Call of Duty campaign with the worst ending I have ever seen in a piece of media
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I cannot think of a game that under delivers on its premise more than The Order: 1886
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Rubbish @hqrubbish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is This A Scrub? New video on the channel! Cheers to @seldom-sad-sam.bsky.social for providing the amazing voice of the Judge. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxxx...
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Is This A Scrub?
YouTube video by Rubbish
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ordinary Sausage may be the definition of dumb disposable content, but like, am i supposed to just see a title like Menthol Sausage and just...not click it?
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i feel like every one of these i take gives me slightly different results
results of a personality test that assigns a color to you. the color i got is Living Coral, a warm redish orange color. the descriptors are:
you are food at understanding others emotions and want to help people
sometimes you feel tired because you put others before yourself
you are good at finding peoples strengths and love giving compliments
you like to form deep relationships and wish for everyone's happiness 
you're attentive to your surroundings, but sometimes stress over what others think
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i love the midwest but i need to get out to the damn coasts
map of what states ive been to
lived in: Missouri, Illinois 
visited: Massachusetts, Vermont, Florida, Ohio, Tennessee, Minnesota, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas
Passed through: Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, New York
Never been to the rest
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be/7VtiFoaFflc?...
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13. 13 Gheestobesto (Nut Busters)
YouTube video by Dense Enigma
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
..... de noot bustere
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
space jam dvd
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 17/08/2026
My reaction to all of the weird thirst posting about Nancy Mace’s basic ass tattoos
sybil grimalkin @joblessthursday
you guys would fuck a fence if it was white
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is the last time i go to mc donkey's they put fucking ghost in burger i will now go see kentucky fried man
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
isekaied to the umamusume world and becoming a trainer so i can have one of the horse girls grab me by the jaw and spit on me a lil and then force me to my knees and piss straight into my mouth so the insane amount of estrogen in her urine helps me transition faster
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Think of how many potential Nanamis we lose every season due to the current state of production. The industry needs to change. Do It For Her.
Nanami crying pathetically.Nanami attempting to stay sane.Nanami being grossed out.Nanami at pasture.
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PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Doorman Deadlock
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my mom needs some help paying for her painting to be in an art show! would mean alot if you could donate! www.gofundme.com/f/please-hel...
gofundme.com
Donate to Please help get my painting to the show!, organized by Kristina Cain
I am a college student looking for help getting one of my paintings to an exhib… Kristina Cain needs your support for Please help get my painting to the show!
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
nothing is sacred anymore 😔
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
make 10 of them just for me k thx
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Samducksa, please make 24mm Orange Metallic Crown 202s 🙂
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Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It has now been four years
A man: "Whyyyyy am I so miserable all the time"

The same, but she's now a woman: "Ok that helped but everything else is still fucked"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How it feels to eat food in 2026 America
Spike from the anime cowboy bebop lighting up a cigarette while saying "whatever happens, happens."
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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Kat @riversguide.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if it takes you an interview and a whole ass month just to reject me from a job, i should be allowed to throw a rabid skunk into your car
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
me: "sometimes I really identify with oscar. she tries so hard to impress everyone, but really she just wants to be loved."

Sigmund freud, who I have abducted with a time machine: "interesting- you are transvestite but you love this show  Neon Gendercis Evangelion???"
me: "uhhh sure. we don't really use that word anymore though. do you have any coke?"
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Take the red pill, and you become red. Take the green pill, and you become green. This is how Mario and Luigi were invented.
Matrix's Red Pill and Green Pill Scene
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Herbie Hancock literally in the studio
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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