Reposted by Carli JMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once? 07323
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Honestly how dare you 737024
Reposted by Carli JJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"Verify your age" The game wouldn't start, so I blew in the cartridge. 4567
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Back to work tomorrow after a long weekend and my anxiety is smothering my chest 020
Reposted by Carli JJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I love Horror. I love Fantasy. I love LitFic. I love History. I love Comedy. Fans of one genre or another are not my enemies. They are my fellow readers. My enemy is a censor. 326154
Reposted by Carli JAbigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comAnthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain. 903554873
Reposted by Carli JHuman Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 02/05/2026Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛 70104152649
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Look, not everybody needs to be a strawberry, okay? There's room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by a handful of people around the holidays. I know you can. You can be fun if mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog 15587109
Reposted by Carli JAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026One of the saddest things about the social media era is finding out that the musicians, actors and comedians you liked are rotten cunts. 2526813
Reposted by Carli Jpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for 129133033375
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I am in hell. Sinus infection. Day 3 of cortisone and I still can't breathe 😭 020
Reposted by Carli JEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"He wasn't actually arrested for--" WE KNOW. THEY ARE NEVER ARRESTED FOR SEX CRIMES. Society dngaf about protecting women, and women know that. We're just happy he was arrested at all 17778152
Reposted by Carli JKristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 03/02/2026In @mcsweeneys.net today riffing on one of the bests by one of the bests www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ste...mcsweeneys.netStephen King’s The Shining, If the Hotel Had Possessed Wendy Instead of JackWendy lit the stove to heat a pot of tomato soup. She turned to grab a wooden spoon and gasped. Two little girls in smocked dresses stood in the do... 021
Reposted by Carli JTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The fact there are not more famous pop stars with power and platforms doing what Dua Lipa, Massive Attack, Lore and others are doing in calling out Israel's genocide is disturbing. Like what's up Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, etc.? You who earn more than countries are ... what? Afraid? Of what? You suck 0211
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I had one big social interaction this morning and I still feel like crawling out of my skin from delayed social anxiety 140
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Let’s do this, my serotonin levels are in the gutter and the crime rate in my house has stagnated, my body is ready 1317812
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Random flashback to the time someone said they got me a birthday gift from my favourite indie clothing & jewellery store. It was clothes hangers. A set of 3 (albeit fancy beaded) clothes hangers. My expectations have been subterranean ever since. 030
Reposted by Carli JJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 31/10/2025I'm not a vampire I just turn into a lobster in direct sunlight 93489
Reposted by Carli JHolly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 30/10/2025AI things no one wants: - Small summary of incorrect nonsense on all my searches AI things everyone wants: - Stop showing posts about politics - Swap nasally voice reading my audiobook for soothing old man - Replace Chris Pratt in this film with anyone else - How to remove AI from this app 113320
Reposted by Carli JDiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 22/10/2025There are certain unforgivable crimes, that your soul never comes back from, that after you've gone through with them you don't ever get to ask for a second chance. Nazism is one of them. This is a lesson that took way too much blood for us to now sort of casually forget. 1251
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Oh god why did I post on Threads, now ive got a bunch of randos commenting 🫠 I don't post to be perceived 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 020
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I just realised I have a hernia due to my pregnancy from seven effing years ago 😫 120
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/10/2025It’s a snores d’oeuvres or a snooze-bouche 1036440
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I don’t know much but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero 1354044
Reposted by Carli JTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Controversial opinion: kidnapping and imprisoning children is wrong and doesn't become "legal" because you wear a (fake) badge. 0306
Reposted by Carli JThe Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 10/10/2025“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC 3302
Reposted by Carli JRhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes. 181878327
Reposted by Carli JMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files 1836418679940
Reposted by Carli JEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Feel like everyone disappointed in Bill Burr missed all his weirdly misogynistic undertones over the years, but glad to see there's a ceiling on accepting him 1338531
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2025The body keeps the score. Specifically the knees. 41198
Reposted by Carli JWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 08/09/2025*uploading your consciousness to a computer* well there you go, you're immortal. also check this out, I can change your language settings. yeah, you're just a bunch of code approximating someone who already died, oops I changed all your memories, now I made you excel, death would have been better 18687165
Reposted by Carli JPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2025What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is 893393328
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/08/2025They say the eyes are the windows to the soul but sometimes I’ll get a glimpse of the state of somebody’s computer desktop like omg who hurt you 1125611
Reposted by Carli JBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I'm about to do it. I'm about to say "imagine if Biden did this." I don't want to but I must, because it'd be very funny. Imagine if Biden said his uncle told him how brilliant the Unabomber was a decade before he was identified. Imagine the very funny NYT push notification you'd get on your phone. 663832371
Reposted by Carli Jhookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I don't fully trust anyone who doesn't adore libraries, especially haunted libraries. In terms of desired afterlife real estate, few places compare to library or bookshop. I am going to try hard to haunt my favourite one when the time comes. – #CJosiffe #Libraries #Ghosts 626251
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Cape Town mutuals: are there any stores like Sweets From Heaven anywhere, or did the pandemic can the concept? 000
Reposted by Carli JMartha Wells @marthawells.com · 19/06/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW29... #murderbotyoutube.comMurderbot — The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon Opening Title Sequence | Apple TV+YouTube video by Apple TV 3147694
Reposted by Carli JDiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 14/06/2025To quote the Nac Mac Feegle: Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again! 0115
Reposted by Carli JMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2025They’re so fucking fragile. 110212
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price 2451359
Reposted by Carli JKristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Being married with children is just muttering "Jesus Christ" to each other when they're out of earshot every day until they move out 0171
Reposted by Carli JAndrew Miano @mianomania.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Now playing. #murderbot #sanctuarymoon @marthawells.com 16401109
Reposted by Carli JJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I'm just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this 1264173
Carli J @riven16.bsky.social · 11/05/2025The most we could get away with was using Clara's theme from Dr Who as my walk down the aisle song and Portal's Still Alive as our entrance as a couple song. 140
Reposted by Carli JHolly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 10/05/2025Thank you for clearing that up, reddit 735059
Reposted by Carli Jdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/05/2025would pay twice that never to see or read anything more about 'mrbeast' tbh 39151896
