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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
What are some albums where a band or artist did a big genre/style shift but it fucking ruled instead of sucking shit?
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Batman: Hi chum, what do you say we play some baseball? Here's your bat. Robin: ... Batman: What. Robin: I'm waiting for you to finish your sentence. Batman: (Sighs wearily) Here's your bat-bat. Alfred: This is what you get for coddling him.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cato Institute has a comic book version of its annual Supreme Court review. Here's part of the birthright citizenship section:
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Blade discovers he has a twin brother with no skin: Flayed. Blade and Flayed discover a third brother who makes citrus-based fruit preserves: Marmalade. Blade, Flayed, and Marmalade discover a fourth brother who lives in Florida: Miami-Dade.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I accidentally dropped biochemist Alec Holland into the reflecting pool and nearly immediately got scolded by FBI agent Matt Cable. For pulling him out of the water. For fuck sake. He told me it was for my safety because there were chemicals in the pool.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why would you say "From the studio that brought you Shrek: The Prince of Egypt" when "The Book of Shreksodus" is right there
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🎉Today is my Birthday!!🎉 It would mean the world to me if you would share my art and comic today! #art #comic
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/05/2026
tumblr: fishing-: "I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory" 

leftcosine: "I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know"
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: CHUCK & UNCLE BUCK
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: WELCOME TO BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLHOUSE
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: WITHNAIL AND DESPICABLE ME
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
PLEASE check out my friend’s fantastic comic, Sanguine Foundations! A Black trans woman discovers she’s a wizard and joins a magic academy…but she soon learns it’s a corrupt institution on stolen land that must be destroyed. It’s free to read here: www.hypercomicsuniverse.com/sanguine-fou...
The cover of Sanguine Foundations. The main character, Jess, holds her wand as the phases of the moon surround her, and her dorm mates are below her. The title is bold with a crescent moon next to it. The border is graffiti-style with mentions of hip-hop and Atlanta
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Los Angeles Review of Books @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"There's not much talk of public toilets in the West between the fall of the Roman Empire and the 19th century. Human bodies didn't change, but their disbursement and cognizance did." Calvin Gimpelevich on the history and politics of public toilets lareviewofbooks.org/article/filthy-…
A picture of drawing on a Roman wall, with a woman standing next to a smaller man getting attacked by reptilian creatures
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I named my fists Gilbert & Sullivan because: I am the very model of a modern major pugilist I'll fight you in a manner you may think is rather rude-ilist My favorite architecture school has got to be Brutalist I am the very model of a modern major pugilist
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Ed @ed3d.net · 12/11/2025
I really, really do not think so www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/article/isaa...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 12/11/2025
PROPANE IS PURE IN A WAY THAT GOD WOULDN'T LET MANKIND BE.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The more I think about the new V for Vendetta HBO series, the more I can only conclude that HBO have not thought about it. It's a story about a (trans) terrorist Dr Phibes-ing their way through mainstream right wing types who enabled mediocre fascists to take power.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/11/2025
There’s a lot of people who claim to be really into politics but who are actually really into being righteously angry, and they’re pretty shitty sources of information. Anger is addictive and makes you stupid, try to limit it.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/11/2025
Chuck Schumer did a boneheaded thing today, and that was worth calling out, but a good test for who you should be listening to is who is celebrating wins tonight instead of coming up with new reasons to be mad at the Democrats
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Steve Albini
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I could tell you a joke about Loki seducing me but I'm a little horse.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 28/03/2025
When societal norms take a singular form, that's a more
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
SATAN (laughing with delight): At last I am free of my nemesis, the Big Bopper
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
They say opposites attract, which is why I'm dating my counterpart from a parallel universe where antimatter is the dominant form of matter. We can never touch, which is why SleepComfort Mattresses are perfect for our needs.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Little diddy, BoJack and Diane Two American kids, but one's a horse man
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ain't Right (2022)
A comic strip I drew in 2022 on thanksgiving that I am posting again rather than posting anything new.
Hank Hill stands in a room. It is unclear where exactly, as there’s no background other than a checkerboard floor, saying “Dang it Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.”
Bobby’s face emerges from Hank’s forehead and says “I’m right here dad. I’ve cast aside the chains of my body, dad.”
Hank looks distraught, and entreats “you get out of my head right now, Bobby.”
Bobby replies “I’m not in your head, dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me, dad!”
Hank says “If I am you and you are the universe then the universe ain’t right. I ain’t right… I am wrong. Dang it Bobby.”
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Have you considered that chickens are foraging animals and it was probably looking for food? "To get to the other side" indeed, as if the noble chicken were a creature of mere whimsy.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
OK, so Americans: if you voted in person, how long did you wait in line to vote this week? Please repost, to get as large a sample as possible.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
If Kamala Harris is going to win Nevada it is critical for her to gain the support of the Boomers and to break the alliance between Caesar's Legion and the Great Khans.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
"I VOTED" sticker with a cat in an Uncle Sam hat, awarded for early voting in Michigan today
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Annie Oakley or, as Michael Jackson called her, the Smooth Criminal
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I had a joke about Eurydice but it was kind of tragic in hindsight
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
I guess this is aurora borealis? Confined entirely to my kitchen?
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
How did New York City get the works? It's nobody's business but the Turks.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2024
What I believe is actually happening here: The robots are set up to identify what content gets engagement, read FB auto-gen text description, & feed that into the generative AI. Post, comments, iterate. hundreds of seemingly real comments on these, most of them incorporating some form of "amen"
A man and a child sleeping in a closet full of military uniforms. the man is saying "CREATE IT IS AS FAR SIDE COMICS"A child in uniform, who appears to be, well, the insignia is a little messed up but i think he's a technical sgt, saying to presumably his mother I WILL WILL BE GOE BACK! the mother and a younger child next to her on a bed are horrifiedthis is a similar image to the one before except the child who is headed to war is even younger and he is saying I WILL HAM BE BE BACK!this is a woman curled up in bned with a soldier of the USIPA and there is a lion in the window and their pillow says MIDS and ODD WED! and there is a soldier with a rifle outside the window (but not pointed at them, or the lion, which really he should shoot the lion because there's a fucking lion just outside these people's window and they don't even know, they're asleep)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Maggie, a tortoiseshell cat.
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
History repeats first as tragedy then as EVERY BEASTIE BOY: FARCE Doesn't take a German economist to EBB: PARSE As outlined in the 18th Brumaire by EBB: MARX Capital rallies to fashy failsons like EBB: SHARKS This history is dialectical, it EBB: ARCS Classes in tension see EBB: SPARKS
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
The screenshot I show everyone who tells me they're using AI for anything
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
opening the app called demons infecting ur brain and infecting my brain with demons and going ahh! i infected my brain with demons!!!!
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ripzerai.bsky.social @ripzerai.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Make a [fictional] band milder: Myld Stallyns
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