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Chris PG | PapaGlitch

@papaglitch.bsky.social
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He/Him | Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | ADHD | Lifelong nerd

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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Home for a couple of nights, my back is confused by not being pretzel shaped in the morning. Four hour car journey in the morning so it'll be in familiar territory soon, already loaded up Rogue Protocol (Murderbot Diaries) and Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie audiobooks to keep me sane.
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Are we sure it's "rapture" because it's far more likely that God is sending a Raptor to deal with all this. Ascension to heaven or crazed reptilian killing machine? Which do you think sounds more biblical?
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous! Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous! Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
In my tiredness I nearly ruined a sticky toffee pudding
Double cream and greek yogurt pots
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Perfect weather to sit in a vascular surgeon's waiting room
27 degrees and sunny
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
As I'm spending roughly half my time in a hospital at the moment anyone got any good book recommendations? Light hearted would be great, preferably sci-fi or fantasy
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received. For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
Lord of the rings miniatures and a can of emulsion paint
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received. For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
Lord of the rings miniatures and a can of emulsion paint
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A friend has started making his own dice, last night he gave me two of his first sets. I'm so impressed
Two sets of sharp edged roleplay diceTwo sets of sharp edged roleplay dice
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive. I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
The flag of Gondor from lord of the rings
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive. I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
The flag of Gondor from lord of the rings
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
A label saying "Pie Funnel"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
A label saying "Pie Funnel"
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 02/09/2025
Sums up the current state of the world. More ‘uncivilised’ countries would be having revolutions by now. Our complete acquiescence to neo-liberalism has been cowardly but not unsurprising.
Two posts. 

First says:

I really believe we're headed for a creative revolution.
Feels like we're reaching an apex of creative industry jobs cutting pay/disappearing altogether, while the process for making/ releasing indie comics/games/movies has never been more democratized.
They're making it so we have nothing to lose

The second says:

We have entered the second Dark Age. An economic, intellectual, and cultural decline where knowledge and education are ignored. Hysteria and willful ignorance wear the mask of civilization and the innocent are punished in the name of bigotry dressed up as righteousness.
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag: "It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag: "It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Being English means being embarrassed by your own country on a daily basis
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I used to bake all the time when my kids were still kids and not full adults, trying to get back into the swing of it. I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
Chocolate chop cookiesChocolate chop cookies
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Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
THE HOLY BONES! Grimdark basing is BACK - very shortly! Close enough that we've opened a bunch to pre orders, they're due as soon as they've cleared customs. They sell out REALLY FAST so recommended not to snooze. badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/A-Tal...
a tale of grimdark basing - rubble and bones!
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
One of the only silver linings to spending most of the year sitting in hospital waiting rooms and on wards is that I've read a lot more than usual. Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Front cover to John Gwynne's The Shadow of the Gods
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Every advert selling an AI product: "Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Every advert selling an AI product: "Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Finally worked out how to use Dirty Down's Verdigris. I love the Trench Crusade models and this Brazen Bull is a joy to paint. Just the brass and flesh done so far.
Trench Crusade Brazen Bull Trench Crusade Brazen Bull
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Finally worked out how to use Dirty Down's Verdigris. I love the Trench Crusade models and this Brazen Bull is a joy to paint. Just the brass and flesh done so far.
Trench Crusade Brazen Bull Trench Crusade Brazen Bull
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Generative art tools
Pencils, sharpened
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I haven't posted hobby stuff in a while, thought you lot might like this throwback to my very pink Votann from 40k
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I haven't posted hobby stuff in a while, thought you lot might like this throwback to my very pink Votann from 40k
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ever since I got ill my mental health has been on a downward spiral, I haven't been able to look in mirrors or even do video calls. I've hated everything about myself. Last weekend I finally felt myself for the first time in a year. I didn't feel like I was too much for people, I felt like me again
Me on stage
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This whole nail varnish thing has got a bit out of hand (pun intended). Spent a whole £1.79 on a metallic pink nail varnish called "Shirley Temple" while wearing a pearlescent gold called "Serenity" at this rate I'll have a full collection named after exotic dancers.
Metallic pink nail varnish Gold nail varnish
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Apologies for the quietness, it's festival season here in the UK and I'm up and down the country hosting things. I even got caught on camera doing it this weekend www.instagram.com/reel/DNfDpJC...
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Personally I hope we find out that what Gollum was doing while wandering about looking for the ring was either solving a series of cozy murders (Precious We Wrotes) or performing in an incompetent hobbit amateur dramatic troupe (The Ring that Goes Wrong)
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
New favourite TTRPG interaction from last night: Monk: "You can tell he was a villain, he was monologuing, all villains have monologues" Rogue: "Yes, villains and vaginas"
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
New Batman villain just dropped
The drizzler
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i never thought I'd see the day Drag Race came to Magic the Gathering but this is that day and it is glorious www.youtube.com/watch?v=269g...
youtube.com
Drag Race at the Edge of Eternities w/ Bosco & Irene The Alien | Game Knights #79 | MTG Commander
YouTube video by The Command Zone
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow.
Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life.
Phone: I’m leaving you

Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU?

Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless…

Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
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Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The deserts and warmer backdrops by @handiworkgames.bsky.social have arrived! Modelled by our Vera Lynn who's ready to put on an entertaining show tonight for the troops! Get your backdrops here! badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/New-I...
28mm diorama of vera lynn in the desert by a first aid tent. Vera is sculpted by Alan Marsh and painted by John Morris. The backdrop is a smooooth desert
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Question, is someone I know using AI to write a sci-fi novel a good enough reason to finally write my own sci-fi novel? Is spite really the best motivator?
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Redid my nails but with pink under the glaze this time. I can't explain why this makes me so happy but has become a big part of regaining self esteem
Right hand with nails painted in pink with black crackle glaze on topLeft hand with nails painted in pink with black crackle glaze on top
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Deadly chinchilla.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Cartoon: Found 'em!! :)
cartoon of the magic tiger and bird wearing the hat from KPop Demon Hunters. The tiger has a folder marked "Epstein Files" on its tongue
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Chris PG | PapaGlitch @papaglitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I impulsively shaved my chest two weeks ago and unlocked a new level of lasting and continuous sensory hell which perfectly sums up my experience of neurodivergence.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Rodent summoner goblin
drawing of a goblin with a tail and whiskers surrounded by magic rodents who float in the air.
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This is how insane people sound when you tell them why A.I. is bad
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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
More sketches I did for the Investigator's Casebook for Monster of The Week RPG by Evil Hat. 2/7 #b&wart #darkart #ttrpg #fantasyart #MotW
black and white set of illustrations depicting dead monsters and monster parts like eyes, mouths and ears, all side by side in vertical, narrow strips of drawings.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Shout out to the bloke on The Great British Sewing Bee last night, who won the first week with what I can only assume was meant to be relaxed evening wear for Psi Division’s Judge Anderson @2000ad.bsky.social
A model doing a catwalk wearing a very dark blue/black dress with a yellow sash belt and massive yellow pleated pauldronsA close up of those pleated pauldrons, banging bit of work there from our designer
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2025
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"Bluesky is dying" has become something of a meme due to recurring opinion pieces claiming that Bluesky is "dying", an "echo chamber", or both. Here's a quick and dirty analysis of the phenomenon.
collage of 20 headlines about Bluesky
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