Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Fantastic support for my elderly aunt and uncle this week from the office of @freddievanmierlomp.bsky.social . So many great constituency MPs just getting stuff done with very little fanfare. 020
Reposted by Mark SweepF.L. Everett @fliceverett.bsky.social · 30/05/2025He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers. 722847522
Reposted by Mark SweepSoapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 17/05/2025The Crystal Palace manager looks like a lesbian Jake Humphreys #highperformance 021
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 16/04/2024I see Ed Davey is discussing his role in the Post Office scandal again. 082
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 11/04/2024Posted this on Twitter but didn’t have @5goalthriller.bsky.social for back up. Never tire of it. Utter perfection open.spotify.com/track/29A2p9... 120
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Found one for you @michaelglasper.bsky.social if you’re looking to relive the glory of ‘in the background on the radio’ news.sky.com/story/us-com... 210
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Hi all. Just checking in to see how my tumble weed is coming along. See you soon. 050
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Not bad for a team whose players all cost 30 pence. 251
Reposted by Mark SweepRue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I think the best way to confuse alien invaders would be to play them 'White Rabbit' followed by 'We Built This City' and then tell them it's the same band. 4177
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Happy Birthday to @enkay8.bsky.social 🎂🎂🎂🥂🥂🥂Have a great day. Here’s a picture of home for you x 350
Reposted by Mark SweepMark Gillies @5goalthriller.bsky.social · 05/02/2024I wonder what Meghan will do with her third wish? 2232
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 17/01/2024I loved ‘The Offer’ @michaelglasper.bsky.social Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏼 120
Reposted by Mark SweepJohn Smith @verypopularname.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Whoop, whoop, that's the ground of the police. 071
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 06/01/2024@michaelglasper.bsky.social It’s time for the car! 110
Reposted by Mark SweepMatt McCann @mattmccann76.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Heard somedody on the news today saying that teenage darts prodigy Luke Littler now had 'an army of young fans eager to emulate him', and now I can't get the phrase 'Littler Youth' out of my head. 48121
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 30/12/2023The worst TV event of the year is nearly upon us, so I present to you my latest poem, entitled: Ruby Turner Corner 172
Reposted by Mark SweepMichael Glasper @michaelglasper.bsky.social · 24/12/2023My wife works for the NHS and is on a twelve-hour shift until 10pm tonight. Let's all have a moment to thank her and the millions of people like her keeping the country going over the next few days. 611121
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 21/12/2023@5goalthriller.bsky.social @michaelglasper.bsky.social @davidmuttering.bsky.social @caoimhinof.bsky.social A message awaits 120
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Stranger Things stage production was absolutely next level. Never seen effects, staging and integration with video like it. Genuinely puzzled how they did some of it. An absolute treat for fans. 030
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 10/12/2023What the operation would have been called if I’d been running the Cold War. 010
Reposted by Mark SweepJohn Smith @verypopularname.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Christmas is coming! When considering presents, please try one of these three books. Perfect for anyone who enjoys, football, reading or laughing. Stories galore from over 300 football autobiographies. They're good fun, I promise. 032
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 03/12/2023If you’re a contestant on Bargain Hunt don’t spend more than four quid on anything, because the literal tramps they assemble for the auctions won’t go above five. 060
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Coming home after 10 pints of Guinness and a Prawn Vindaloo, I can assure you that the other passengers on the train did not consider it a win when I used the bin. 180
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Sad losses today in the worlds of politics, music, and pulling sausages out of the fanny. 060
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 29/11/2023When a Child is Born by New Order. I’d try it. 4110
Reposted by Mark SweepSharkBear @sharkbear.bsky.social · 25/11/2023You call it “getting blackout drunk” I call it “time travelling to a dystopian future where everyone’s upset with me” 011041
Reposted by Mark SweepMichael Glasper @michaelglasper.bsky.social · 24/11/2023You'd *literally* just met her. 4142
Reposted by Mark SweepBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 23/11/2023If you put a scotch egg behind Alan Brazil’s head, he looks just like he did in the 80’s. 3234
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Great news for fans of Aston Ham, getting their top boy back into high office. 1194
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 13/11/2023I’m so sorry @michaelglasper.bsky.social You’ve read hundreds of politics books over the years, but it’s me they want. Tough day for you. 290
Mark Sweep @riffraffhands.bsky.social · 11/11/2023“Such a lovely surprise when I got it home - there were still two sherbet fountains in the pockets” 000
