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Marc A. Stutzel

@revmarcs.bsky.social
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Dad. #GoBroncos. Fan of the internet. Comics. MTG. Pastor of Christ Lutheran, Woodcliff Lake, NJ. Lesser half of @katestutzel.bsky.social. He/Him

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☠️ spooky dead Monarch butterfly enthusiast🧟 @kfrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Martin Luther says no papal bull stuff up in here!
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. This is incredibly nasty and disgusting work by Stephen A. Smith. Lane Johnson has publicly discussed his mental health and the work he's put in since 2021. 2. What does anything he said have to do with the question on the ticker? How did they get here?
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reason we need more religious studies education is because the "New York Times" can just allow someone to say in an interview that wokeness is like the Old Testament, which supposedly has no forgiveness, and the assertion goes unchallenged.
"I mean, you happen to be right. And by the way, I’m not being dismissive of you. I’m just saying that my friends have tested me more than yours, and maybe I’ve tested them. I’m not religious, but I’m a Christian, and God forgives. That’s what it’s all about. The problem with quote, unquote, wokeness — and don’t get me wrong, it is great that marginalized people have a voice; it is great to advocate for anybody that feels marginalized — but the problem is we’re in the Old Testament right now, and the Old Testament has no forgiveness. The Old Testament didn’t work, so they had to write a remix called the New Testament.

There’s been discussion lately about how the Woke 1.0 era, which refers to the immediate post-George Floyd era, was “crazy.” Do you see that moment in time as just “crazy?” Was there anything redeeming about it? I think I just answered. Again, it’s great to help those that need help. We need more of that. The problem is when you institutionalize it. My half a joke: The Salem witch hunts — I’m sure the first three witches they caught were actually witches. But then you open up a witch office, and now you gotta start lying because you got overhead. You gotta justify the witch hunters’ pensions and [expletive]. I’m glad that all of this stuff happened, it needed to happen, and because it happened, maybe I’ve heard some voices that I probably wouldn’t have heard otherwise."
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
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Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m finally at the age where my legs are cramping and I’m screaming in pain and joy when the Broncos do something amazing. What a game.
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix has never played a normal game
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quinn Meinerz said I am returning you to Mother Earth
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Aaron Plenske @plenskemania.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/09/2026
"I've returned from an orthopedist and concluded that my newly diagnosed degenerative knee could only have been caused by the numerous demands you and your colleagues made of my generation to do some variation of dropping it like it was hot, backing it up, and/or getting low." buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
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An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The oldest is in his first QB competition on his High School varsity football team now that the starter is out for the season. I unironically invited him to embrace his inner Drew Lock, ignore the haters, and try to not put too much pressure on himself.
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Drew Lock on Sidelines
ALT: Drew Lock on Sidelines
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at him, Jesus said “One thing you lack: go and unfriend all your followers and delete your account, and you will go viral in heaven; come, follow Me.” But the man was deeply dismayed by these words, and he went away grieving; for he was one who had many posts.
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If KC scores a touchdown on this last drive maybe I can lie to myself and say this was the plan all along. #broncoscountry
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ian St. Clair @ianstclair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Broncos play today 🙌🔥
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Broncos Bo
Alt: Broncos Bo
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 13/09/2026
You think they’d be more sympathetic to all-gender lockerrooms.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not the struggle zoom out 😭
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/09/2026
that’s right the internet started going irreversibly downhill the day Reader died
Technology you’re most nostalgic for: Google Reader
Especially when I was a writer and business journalist, but even afterwards, I loved Google Reader as a way to organize news articles and feel like I got through them. It was just a great interface. I use Feedly now, which is pretty good to read news, but doesn't quite hit like Google Reader used to hit.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ITS TIME
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A fun blurring of worlds I actually care about: MTG great Leonard Williams being prayed over by his wife before the opening NFL game of the season.
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Ian @ianlivingston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whenever you have imposter syndrome never forget that a room of airline execs thought it was a good idea to fly a jet flanked by f16s on 911.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 06/09/2026
Remember when you’d have a substitute teacher as a kid and they’d try to assert their authority in some heavy-handed way and lose the class?
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"You talk most like someone from Colorado." I've been in the North East for 26 years and all I have to show for it is "soda" and "cabbage/mischief night."
Dialect Map where Denver, CO, San Fran, and LA are the 1, 2, 3 most similar cities. Least similar is New Orleans, Houston, Atlanta.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In 1947 10yr old Richard Allen of San Francisco spent a week at the movies
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The youngest is currently playing Christmas songs on a toy xylophone while blowing a recorder at the same time and walking around the house.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the beloved Jack Kirby phone call story for his birthday.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How can we expect transparency in government unless our candidates demand Strong Bad reveal how he types with boxing gloves on?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me competing with the real runners
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Matt Law @aboutmattlaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a saint imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is preseason overreaction time: The Titans are the shining example of why you can’t put too many bald people in power
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Art by Confounded Fowl, from Reddit

This comic by Confounded Fowl pokes fun at the massive scale of the Marvel cosmic entity Galactus by showing him straddling the globe. While the Fantastic Four confront him in New York, his legs casually land on a beach in Perth, Australia, where a local sunbather greets him with an unbothered "Ayo bro."
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Lydia hates AI @revlydiaposselt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What Jesus means when Jesus talks about abundant life:
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Marc A. Stutzel @revmarcs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At the beach. Youngest demands we dig a deep hole while the tide comes in. She claims she’s the boss and said I could take a 7 minute break. When I said that violated Union Rules, she tried to break up the union. And now she wants me to keep digging while she plays in the water.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
millennials: we partied a lot gen z: we partied a little less gen alpha: (piloting a giant mech) war is hell
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He’s NBA Superstar theonion.com/doughy-eastern-europea…
Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He’s NBA Superstar
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seems like a good kid
P 33 MaCLANE BERRY
AGE: 12 5'6" | 101 LBS
WOULD BUY DAD A LAMBO IF HE WON LOTTERY
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Full vindication for Soundgarden: www.popsci.com/science/blac...
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Astronomers discover the existence of a ‘black hole star’
The never-before-seen objects are gargantuan, immensely bright, and ancient.
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