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Amelia 🌸

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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is cool, man. Cartoons are making more money than ever while every artist I know is either struggling for work or was forced to leave the industry entirely, but yeah this is totally cool man
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is everyone angry about cartoons all the time now, get outta here!!!!!!!!! Cartoons are great, actually
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watched Hitman (2007) starring Timothy Olyphant and I just kept shaking my head and whispering “Hitman would never fuck” under my breath the whole time
The cover of the Hitman movie starring Timothy Olyphant (2007) specifically on DVDA girl eating a bowl of cereal saying “Hitman would NEVER fuck”A silly drawing of agent 47 awkwardly holding two guns while angrily saying “time to shoot you…. ….. with my guns!”
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Might go to a party this weekend and have Grok do an EPIC vulgar roast heh………….
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You KNOW ya girl had to grab this immediately 💜
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I watched the movie Obsession and liked it so much you could almost say I’m “Obsessed” with “that film”! Heh
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gonna throw on #makeaterriblecomicday for good measure
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Terrible comics day shmerrible shmomics shmay #terriblecomicsday
Panel 1: Clover approaches Hydie, who is in the shadows in the corner of the room growing mushrooms.
Clover: What ails ye, my floor-ridden friend?
Hydie: no one likes my comics
Panel 2: Clover grabs the comics as Hydie sobs. 
Clover: nonsense! In fact, I bet these are-
Panel 3: Clover looking shocked 
Panel 4: 
Clover: (concerned) why do these have so much blood?
Hydie: (jumping out from the side) THATS THE FUNNY PART!
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
episode 041
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The only “BTS” that IM interested in is some “BTS” (behind the scenes) footage from BCS! (Better Call Saul)!
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s been 10 years since I drew Hydie for the first time! Look at how far she’s come, time flies 😭
The first drawing of Hydie, June 2016Current drawing of Hydie, 2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why yes, I drew the otters without looking at pictures of them first. Why do you ask? #comics
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: Clover on the phone. She says “yoooo Hydie. Are you at the market? I desperately need some de-otterant. Also candy”
Panel 2: Hydie at the market. She says “sure thing clover. But you DO know it’s pronounced “deodorant” right?”
Panel 3: Clover on the phone saying “Hydie, please”
Panel 4: a zoom out of Clover on the phone, looking extremely concerned. She says “I cannot overstate the desperate nature of this situation “ as mountains of angry looking otters crawl toward her
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lmao I forgot to crop the photos before I exported them
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Feelin that classic Thursday feelin!!!!!!!!!!!
Comic:
Panel 1: character excitedly saying “back to work at the psychic damage factory!”
Panel 2: same character, now strained and feeling pain carrying a box and saying “oof, ouchie my psyche”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[Hulk Hogan with a portable oxygen tank] Brother, I’m a grenade
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me when my mom covers her eyes and disappears right in front of me
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 22/04/2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches.
Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change!
Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’!A shot of the magazine, which reads:
Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins?
R U… Jimmin’ up the beans??
Hot Joms!
B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN???
Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.”We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind herThe old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches.
Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change!
Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’!A shot of the magazine, which reads:
Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins?
R U… Jimmin’ up the beans??
Hot Joms!
B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN???
Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.”We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind herThe old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall
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eric numberknower @numberknower.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 -  customer talking to zombie cashier 

Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie?
Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess

Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited
Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed!
Zombie: uhhhh

Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward 
Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! 

Panel 4
(Awkward silence) 

Panel 5
Zombie: thanks. 

Panel 6
Customer: would you like to kiss?
Zombie: I would not.
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 -  customer talking to zombie cashier 

Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie?
Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess

Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited
Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed!
Zombie: uhhhh

Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward 
Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! 

Panel 4
(Awkward silence) 

Panel 5
Zombie: thanks. 

Panel 6
Customer: would you like to kiss?
Zombie: I would not.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What the hell??
Rob Schneider in a dumbass hat and loser ass suit holding a bottle of piss. Pointing at it as if to say “I’m gonna drink all this piss”, like it’ll “own the libs” for some reason, I don’t really know I think they’ve lost the thread on what “owns” someone tbh. 

Anyway the text says:
“Ya… it’s piss.”
“100% piss. 0% safe space”
“Piss”
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
theguardian.com
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Feeling a little devilish today…………… might capitalize the “R” in the presidents last name today……………….. heh heh 😈
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Can’t wait for the dems to hop into my email to deadname me and ask for money to not stop this
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner filmed a scene for Stand By Me in my grandmas kitchen. They repainted it to prep and were going to paint it back, but she asked them to keep it because she loved the color so much. I still love seeing her old kitchen any time I watch back that clip. Thanks for being so cool to her, Rob 💜
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How can you possibly say that your job is wearing bulletproof vests and checking ID at the women’s bathroom and NOT be too embarrassed to show your face in public lmao
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Jefferey Epstein Funny Moments
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 29/11/2025
31% of the way to my goal! Hoping to hit 50% soon, for rent-being-due purposes. If you'd like me to write and/or draw you an amusing little doodad and help me pay bills, check out my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/tylerhendrix
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What time does the dentist like to go golfing?? Fore-th Hurty! Hahaha just messin around :)
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hot girls love Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sorry babe, but Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack stays ON during sex
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I had a Zine market to vend today but unfortunately couldn’t make it due to a few circumstances. So here it is in digital form. A personal comic about identity. (1/2)
Zine cover: What if were a girl? A zine by Ame. 
The cover has a drawing of a cracked egg on it Text: I guess I haven’t given it too much thought.
Image: the narrator deep in thoughtText: I’d probably always try to show up to things all dressed up. I’d probably be amazing at doing my makeup too. Winged eyeliner would be no problem for me, I bet.
Image: the narrator looking into the mirrorText: I guess if I really had to think about it? I’d probably be the kind of girl everyone could depend on. The kind of girl that wants what’s best for everyone. A real sweetheart. But tough as nails when I have to be! (Oh and lots of pink)
Image: the narrator jogging through the park
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wow. You’re laughing right now. Dick Cheney has comically tumbled down the stairs and when he got to the bottom of the stairs his pants had fallen down and everyone saw his weird ass and balls and he died from embarrassment and you’re laughing. What happened to this country
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I had a Zine market to vend today but unfortunately couldn’t make it due to a few circumstances. So here it is in digital form. A personal comic about identity. (1/2)
Zine cover: What if were a girl? A zine by Ame. 
The cover has a drawing of a cracked egg on it Text: I guess I haven’t given it too much thought.
Image: the narrator deep in thoughtText: I’d probably always try to show up to things all dressed up. I’d probably be amazing at doing my makeup too. Winged eyeliner would be no problem for me, I bet.
Image: the narrator looking into the mirrorText: I guess if I really had to think about it? I’d probably be the kind of girl everyone could depend on. The kind of girl that wants what’s best for everyone. A real sweetheart. But tough as nails when I have to be! (Oh and lots of pink)
Image: the narrator jogging through the park
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Just saw a picture of a seal on the internet and get this… he had a bucket! Freakin epic
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They’re calling him the first diarrhea president, can you believe it? They said it couldn’t be done, some said it SHOULDN’T be done, but if there’s one thing you have to give the guy credit for it’s that he’s the first president brave enough to bring diarrhea directly to the American people
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Christina Ricci Rich. Has this been done before? Someone get Mad TV on the line for me!
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2025
My goals are simple: one, create the most lethal fighting force in the world and two, make them resent me specifically
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
-saying “exarctly” -Adding “uh huh” or “that’s right” to the end of sentences like Don Brodka -rock AND/OR roll
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