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Mike P 😎🫵

@pattenpending.bsky.social
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• Lazy River Guy • Storyboard Artist available for work • Prev: Warner Bros, Netflix, & more • cover artist for D’ohmance Dawn check out linktr.ee/pattenpending for work! HAKAS 😎🤙

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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 28m
Here’s a horror nights tip: when navigating a scare zone make sure to hold your belly so they think you have a tummy ache and BACK off.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 10h
CARTOON/SLUGSUIT.GIF
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 1h
Standing under the new Fast and the Furious coasters bones being struck by the awe of human ingenuity
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 3h
This is my dream keyboard.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 3h
About to see my friend Butterball.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 7h
@nws.noaa.gov
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 7h
Added the @nicklutsko.bsky.social instrumental library to my weather channel and folks it hits.
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Littledigits @littledigits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being in animation, its not from AI. the streaming bubble bursting cuz everyone hopped on the grain cuz it undermined unions, less regulations and more mergers are what lead to the loss. AI is just what people think but it started way before that
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people like my parents or people back home often ask me if the reason why the industry is being killed in slow motion is due to AI, and it's a 15 minute long conversation to understand the real reasons why, at the heart of which are: people who own TV don't make TV and don't want to make TV
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
I cannot wait to escape into the warm embrace of NBA League Pass Premium where all ads are replaced by kiss cams and trampoline dunks. I need freedom from the grim, sandblasted visage of Jon Hamm
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only “Head cannon” I know
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah it’s airplane time
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re diving into the Halloween season on @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social with something creepy & kooky—The Addams Family (1991)! We chat for over FIVE HOURS on this Patreon-exclusive ep, chronicling how this movie perfectly adapted the comic into live action: www.patreon.com/talkingsimps...
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Complicated Hot Dog Dream @vyria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one is gonna pop off like that last Swanboy arc
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have about 4 months of backed up Instagram messages I’m gonna go through on vacation. Finally respond to some months old memes.
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All otters have an inborn desire to Hoop
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going on vacation tomorrow and traveling with 8 shots of zero sugar coconut syrup for my coffee in a little travel shampoo bottle.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marty and I got mad cozy today. Hope the wind it’s not too bad for all ya!
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grimlen man
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 26/09/2026
It's time to bring production back home. We need a Federal Film Production Incentive. Tell Congress that you support a Federal Film Production Incentive: actionnetwork.org/letters/morefilmjobs/.
On a film reel background. In white and blue font: SAG-AFTRA. Support the Federal Film Production Incentive.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got flipped off by Marvin the Martian. I won’t recover from this.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catsuit about to become a fart sarcophagus considering how many beans we know this lady loves to eat.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Princeton Record Exchange has the 10 volume Found Footage Fest set for 30 bucks, really looking forward to going through these.
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Bobby Nightengale @nightengalejr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confirming Jon “Boog” Sciambi, the great Cubs and ESPN broadcaster, will be one of the Timberwolves’ play-by-play announcers this year. He’s expected to call about 20 T-Wolves games for the upcoming season.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Giving NostalgiaTV a try & so far I’m into it. A much friendlier interface than ersatz or DisqueTV but I’ve still got a lot of tinkering to do.. got my simpsons channel with the ads between episodes back up! Gotta see if there’s a way to weigh each commercial playlist source like DisqueTV had.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/Ogo3jlDruIw
youtu.be
The Three Stooges (2012) - Moe In Jersey Shore
YouTube video by robohobosam
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flipped my damn lid when I saw this shit man.
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Melody Iza @izaart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doing commissions for $35 to help with bills & things if anyone’s interested! DM or e-mail me Melodyiza77@gmail.com
An illustration of a Butterfree in the center with a bunch of Metapod swirling around in a circle behind it & a bunch of Caterpie swirling sround in a circle behind that and some leaves swirling outward from the center & clouds & sky behind everythingAn illustration of Vivian from Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door with a little yellow heart & trans flag colors in the backgroundAn illustration of Megaman drawn very silly looking with greenish skin & a big green nose as he puffs cloud smoke put of his blaster & has a goofy slittle smile on his face, a dark background with cloud smoke lines around and a few sparkles & the text “MegaMan” on the bottomAn illustration of Snorlax lying on some grass reclined in a laid back position resting on one arm with a few clouds in the sky
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Hey Morty, I turned myself into a Dink
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw on the news that if you put potato chips on your sandwich a little checkmark goes next to your name is gods big heaven application book (it’s good, it helps you get in good graces)
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember - the Alamo.
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I’m thinkin I’m a LL Bean guy now 😎✌️
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They got Tubi on at the rooftop bar.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RAYTRACE/KAHNSA3D.GIF
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Monkeying around!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to the House of Kong. Gonna take a nap on the plastic beach (beach)
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Poppin into New York City for a little bit. But unlike the city that never sleeps, I’ve take quite a few NAPS this week (switched to half caf coffee)
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can read my latest book for free through your local library if they service @hoopladigital.bsky.social A good way to support me for free is to review my book, rate it, or favorite it! 📚: www.hoopladigital.com/title/20022610
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My denim shirt from LL Bean has resparked a flame inside me that has long been snuffed. I haven’t felt hope like this since living in a pre-pandemic world.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got some rsvlts shirts in my normal size that ended up being way too small. What gives?? I thought this was a heavy fella brand!!
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got a real nice denim shirt from LL Bean I plan on wearing to House of Kong this weekend.
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Keeping a cowbell taped to my stomach under my shirt in case a big tough guy ever picks me up and tries to shake money out of my pockets. He’ll think it’s like cartoons.
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Kris Dobbins @krisdobbinsart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have bills due next week that total to more than I have in my bank right now, and I'm not paid for another 2 weeks. Please commission me.
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My beautiful girlfriends snoozin… it’s Flintstones time, baby 😎✌️
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