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Amelia 🌸

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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you for this! I’m going to try to keep some of the local shops stocked in Sacramento, we’re really seeing a surge here and I want to make sure we have as much coverage as possible 🥲
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is cool, man. Cartoons are making more money than ever while every artist I know is either struggling for work or was forced to leave the industry entirely, but yeah this is totally cool man
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is everyone angry about cartoons all the time now, get outta here!!!!!!!!! Cartoons are great, actually
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watched Hitman (2007) starring Timothy Olyphant and I just kept shaking my head and whispering “Hitman would never fuck” under my breath the whole time
The cover of the Hitman movie starring Timothy Olyphant (2007) specifically on DVDA girl eating a bowl of cereal saying “Hitman would NEVER fuck”A silly drawing of agent 47 awkwardly holding two guns while angrily saying “time to shoot you…. ….. with my guns!”
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Might go to a party this weekend and have Grok do an EPIC vulgar roast heh………….
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You KNOW ya girl had to grab this immediately 💜
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I watched the movie Obsession and liked it so much you could almost say I’m “Obsessed” with “that film”! Heh
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love playing video games and taking in other forms of media and no one can convince me to feel otherwise!!!!!!!!!
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gonna throw on #makeaterriblecomicday for good measure
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Terrible comics day shmerrible shmomics shmay #terriblecomicsday
Panel 1: Clover approaches Hydie, who is in the shadows in the corner of the room growing mushrooms.
Clover: What ails ye, my floor-ridden friend?
Hydie: no one likes my comics
Panel 2: Clover grabs the comics as Hydie sobs. 
Clover: nonsense! In fact, I bet these are-
Panel 3: Clover looking shocked 
Panel 4: 
Clover: (concerned) why do these have so much blood?
Hydie: (jumping out from the side) THATS THE FUNNY PART!
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
episode 041
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can’t wait to see what you cook up, Mike!
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The only “BTS” that IM interested in is some “BTS” (behind the scenes) footage from BCS! (Better Call Saul)!
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s been 10 years since I drew Hydie for the first time! Look at how far she’s come, time flies 😭
The first drawing of Hydie, June 2016Current drawing of Hydie, 2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
✨BONUS PANELS ✨
Hydie holding two bags in her hands. One is marked “Candy!” And the other is marked “Kandy!” (With a K)Hydie stressfully staring at the two bags trying to decide which to get
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why yes, I drew the otters without looking at pictures of them first. Why do you ask? #comics
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: Clover on the phone. She says “yoooo Hydie. Are you at the market? I desperately need some de-otterant. Also candy”
Panel 2: Hydie at the market. She says “sure thing clover. But you DO know it’s pronounced “deodorant” right?”
Panel 3: Clover on the phone saying “Hydie, please”
Panel 4: a zoom out of Clover on the phone, looking extremely concerned. She says “I cannot overstate the desperate nature of this situation “ as mountains of angry looking otters crawl toward her
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lmao I forgot to crop the photos before I exported them
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Feelin that classic Thursday feelin!!!!!!!!!!!
Comic:
Panel 1: character excitedly saying “back to work at the psychic damage factory!”
Panel 2: same character, now strained and feeling pain carrying a box and saying “oof, ouchie my psyche”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[Hulk Hogan with a portable oxygen tank] Brother, I’m a grenade
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me when my mom covers her eyes and disappears right in front of me
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 22/04/2026
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches.
Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change!
Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’!A shot of the magazine, which reads:
Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins?
R U… Jimmin’ up the beans??
Hot Joms!
B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN???
Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.”We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind herThe old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches.
Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change!
Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’!A shot of the magazine, which reads:
Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins?
R U… Jimmin’ up the beans??
Hot Joms!
B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN???
Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.”We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind herThe old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh man, this EP had me in a complete chokehold in high school. I think Eleven and Summer Stars were the first songs I put on my first MP3 player 🥲
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall
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eric numberknower @numberknower.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hiiiii I make comics! Sometimes they are silly and sometimes they are drawn from experience ; w ;
Panel 1 -  customer talking to zombie cashier 

Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie?
Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess

Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited
Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed!
Zombie: uhhhh

Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward 
Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! 

Panel 4
(Awkward silence) 

Panel 5
Zombie: thanks. 

Panel 6
Customer: would you like to kiss?
Zombie: I would not.A four panel comic:

Panel 1 (a girl outside squinting at the sun shining)
Girl: ugh! It’s so bright at this dang beach!

Panel 2 (a boy walks in from off screen, his face obscured)
Boy: when enjoying fun in the sun, don’t forget to protect your eyes with sunglasses!

Panel 3 (the girl looks excited)
Girl: wow! Thanks, sunglasses Steven!

Panel 4 (a shot of the boy’s face, he is squinting to protect his eyes from the sun)
Boy: no problem
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 -  customer talking to zombie cashier 

Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie?
Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess

Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited
Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed!
Zombie: uhhhh

Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward 
Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! 

Panel 4
(Awkward silence) 

Panel 5
Zombie: thanks. 

Panel 6
Customer: would you like to kiss?
Zombie: I would not.
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Big fan of #iwantfries over here!
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The twin peaks title card but it says “family guy funny moments”
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 -  customer talking to zombie cashier 

Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie?
Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess

Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited
Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed!
Zombie: uhhhh

Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward 
Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! 

Panel 4
(Awkward silence) 

Panel 5
Zombie: thanks. 

Panel 6
Customer: would you like to kiss?
Zombie: I would not.
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Yeah, this goes hard
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Based and Dokoupil’d
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Mike P 😎🫵 @pattenpending.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What the hell??
Rob Schneider in a dumbass hat and loser ass suit holding a bottle of piss. Pointing at it as if to say “I’m gonna drink all this piss”, like it’ll “own the libs” for some reason, I don’t really know I think they’ve lost the thread on what “owns” someone tbh. 

Anyway the text says:
“Ya… it’s piss.”
“100% piss. 0% safe space”
“Piss”
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
theguardian.com
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Feeling a little devilish today…………… might capitalize the “R” in the presidents last name today……………….. heh heh 😈
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Can’t wait for the dems to hop into my email to deadname me and ask for money to not stop this
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner filmed a scene for Stand By Me in my grandmas kitchen. They repainted it to prep and were going to paint it back, but she asked them to keep it because she loved the color so much. I still love seeing her old kitchen any time I watch back that clip. Thanks for being so cool to her, Rob 💜
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How can you possibly say that your job is wearing bulletproof vests and checking ID at the women’s bathroom and NOT be too embarrassed to show your face in public lmao
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
NEW SURVIVAL HORROR GAMEPLAY MECHANIC: you must carefully ration your supplies, as every time you pick up dropped ammo or herbs, Leon’s sciatica starts flaring up
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Teh suxxors
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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Jefferey Epstein Funny Moments
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 29/11/2025
31% of the way to my goal! Hoping to hit 50% soon, for rent-being-due purposes. If you'd like me to write and/or draw you an amusing little doodad and help me pay bills, check out my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/tylerhendrix
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