iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As a concept, "gooning" is fucking fascinating. Do all the work but don't come. They've turned jacking off into having a full time job and still never being able to afford a house.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

See it: a clown to cure your depression Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)

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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Do you remember proper binmen? Remember when they'd fight your dad? Then they'd win & become your dad, and your old dad would have to become a binman. Then next week another binman would fight your new dad & you'd never remember which one yr real dad was so you'd always look in the mirror & wonder?

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes? Because they take the lore into their own hands!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/09/2026

we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves

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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend! Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈

A person wearing a worm on a string jacket, prescription heart eye sunglasses, and holding an octopus is smiling at the camera with their arm around their girlfriend who is wearing a handmade crocheted shawl and looking adorable!

A person with bright red hair (a little bedraggled from the rain) is posing with a pink plush octopus.
They're wearing a ruffled crop top, rainbow fishnet bodysuit, booty shorts, purple heart shaped sunglasses (prescription!) with a worm on a string wrapped around the glasses arm, and purple knee socks with a fluffy top.
More importantly, they're wearing a trenchcoat length rainbow jacket made with over 3,000 worm on a string (squirmles)

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend! Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Being friends with @samalexjohnston.bsky.social is great, you get an early access screening to all his twitter drafts

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Planning by outfit for Manchester Pride tomorrow

A person with bright red hair sticking up is taking a selfie wearing a coat made of thousands of worm on a strings with a progress pride flag in the background

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

catboy ponzi scheme targeting gay communists: mlem mlm mlm mlm

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

- quicksand is a real and ever-present hazard

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I had similar! I'm doing data analyst L4 and most of the apprenticeship is getting us to just do a bunch of courses on Datacamp, which is all in on AI. I'm already struggling with statistics and the last thing I need is graphics that don't make sense to me at all.

A screenshot Understanding factorial design
With an image on the right of four types of plant in a graph the labels are all inconsistent and it says nothing of value

1 - image generated with Dall-e 3

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

3 months ago I tried to understand LaTeX in VS Codewith no prior knowledge or tutorials on what it was, i'm just gonna double down on being transgender without the documentation for now...

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I know about too many people that I, just some guy, should have no idea exist.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026

Report: It Time To Give Up theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give…

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just had a beautiful day in nature. Didn't even bring my phone with me. Just me, a pack of smokes, six disposable barbecues, and seventy acres of dry bracken

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

My new betting app for predicting when my metamours will break up has led me to receive some very threatening phone calls from the lawyers from "Polymarket"

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I have to stop myself from commenting "they're doing this to me tomorrow" several times a week.

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

People should focus less on LLMs (Large Language Models) and instead focus on having LLMs (Lovely Little Moments) with their friends :)

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Looking up facts about Wild Wild West on WikiWikiWahWahpedia

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

All cyborg stories are sexual anxiety or autism metaphor. Ghost in the Shell? Sexual anxiety. Bicentennial Man? Autism metaphor.

Despite being about an anxious robot falling in love with a sex chatbot, Blade Runner 2049 is an autism metaphor.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I don't think there's a way to respond to this without losing my mysteriousness.....

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The hardest part of transitioning is that people are constantly asking me if I'm as swift as a coursing river yet, or if I have the strength of a great typhoon 😔

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I don't care what kind of mental health struggles you are having, if you don't help me solve the sliding block puzzle in the greenhouse we are going to be trapped in this mansion forever!!!

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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Testing something re: photo carousel 🌈

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I like it when YouTubers take a moment mid-video to remind the viewers not to kill themselves.

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

The best way to get more Cool Art is to advocate for lower rents

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I would love to think that logically they know more AI users = more cost, and as they're doing it on an account by account basis it feels like it's not pre-purchased so it doesn't even feel sunk cost yet, it's like they just think it's magic and worth it no matter the price??

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I can't tell, they've been pushing claude for the last couple of months and have a whole separate credit card for AI to monitor the costs, but then they go out and tell everyone to get access to claude or another approved AI and use it for everything??

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

We were recently told in a town hall that we *have* to embrace AI, and the ones of us who are likely at risk of AI taking our jobs are the ones who don't use it He then went on to say how AI is your best friend and always there, so use it, we should be "AI first" when thinking It was so embarrassing

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

"Hey Ren, did you get that extra page added to the report?" "no, sorry, I was too busy reading the cum forecast"

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

How am I supposed to take my job seriously when I'm reading project documentation and finding *this*

1.5.3 Breakeven Overview
A line graph is pictured with two lines rising over 5 years, it is titled Cum Benefit vs Cum Cost - 5 year, there is a legend at the bottom for Cum Benefit and Cum cost
Underneath the graph there is another subtitle 1.5.4 Soft Benefits

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Critter in Heat @puphuffs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Tumblr with another banger

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The left loves to say "Be gay, do crime", but when I, George Anthony Devolder-Santos....

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I think I could deal with large bouts of depression easier if it wasn't just so boring

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Depending who you put on the rocket, you could probably make life better for a lot of people that way too

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/05/2026

Ahh no wait sorry let me fix that

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The weather in London is honestly so hot I think i could literally put an egg on the paving slabs

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

REMEMBER If you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP Instead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It will never be enough. No amount of cruelty is enough, because mere misery isn’t the end goal for people who repeatedly claim our existence is a crisis. If you think someone being alive is a problem, you want their death. If it’s an entire group, you want genocide.

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