iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As a concept, "gooning" is fucking fascinating. Do all the work but don't come. They've turned jacking off into having a full time job and still never being able to afford a house.

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

See it: a clown to cure your depression Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)

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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Do you remember proper binmen? Remember when they'd fight your dad? Then they'd win & become your dad, and your old dad would have to become a binman. Then next week another binman would fight your new dad & you'd never remember which one yr real dad was so you'd always look in the mirror & wonder?

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes? Because they take the lore into their own hands!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 04/09/2026

we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves

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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend! Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈

A person wearing a worm on a string jacket, prescription heart eye sunglasses, and holding an octopus is smiling at the camera with their arm around their girlfriend who is wearing a handmade crocheted shawl and looking adorable!

A person with bright red hair (a little bedraggled from the rain) is posing with a pink plush octopus.
They're wearing a ruffled crop top, rainbow fishnet bodysuit, booty shorts, purple heart shaped sunglasses (prescription!) with a worm on a string wrapped around the glasses arm, and purple knee socks with a fluffy top.
More importantly, they're wearing a trenchcoat length rainbow jacket made with over 3,000 worm on a string (squirmles)

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Squirmles coat was a big hit at Manchester Village Pride this weekend! Even through all the rain! ☔🥰🌈

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Being friends with @samalexjohnston.bsky.social is great, you get an early access screening to all his twitter drafts

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Planning by outfit for Manchester Pride tomorrow

A person with bright red hair sticking up is taking a selfie wearing a coat made of thousands of worm on a strings with a progress pride flag in the background

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.

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Wangleberry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

- quicksand is a real and ever-present hazard

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I know about too many people that I, just some guy, should have no idea exist.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026

Report: It Time To Give Up theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give…

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just had a beautiful day in nature. Didn't even bring my phone with me. Just me, a pack of smokes, six disposable barbecues, and seventy acres of dry bracken

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

My new betting app for predicting when my metamours will break up has led me to receive some very threatening phone calls from the lawyers from "Polymarket"

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

People should focus less on LLMs (Large Language Models) and instead focus on having LLMs (Lovely Little Moments) with their friends :)

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Looking up facts about Wild Wild West on WikiWikiWahWahpedia

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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

All cyborg stories are sexual anxiety or autism metaphor. Ghost in the Shell? Sexual anxiety. Bicentennial Man? Autism metaphor.

Despite being about an anxious robot falling in love with a sex chatbot, Blade Runner 2049 is an autism metaphor.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The hardest part of transitioning is that people are constantly asking me if I'm as swift as a coursing river yet, or if I have the strength of a great typhoon 😔

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I don't care what kind of mental health struggles you are having, if you don't help me solve the sliding block puzzle in the greenhouse we are going to be trapped in this mansion forever!!!

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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Testing something re: photo carousel 🌈

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I like it when YouTubers take a moment mid-video to remind the viewers not to kill themselves.

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

The best way to get more Cool Art is to advocate for lower rents

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

"Hey Ren, did you get that extra page added to the report?" "no, sorry, I was too busy reading the cum forecast"

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

How am I supposed to take my job seriously when I'm reading project documentation and finding *this*

1.5.3 Breakeven Overview
A line graph is pictured with two lines rising over 5 years, it is titled Cum Benefit vs Cum Cost - 5 year, there is a legend at the bottom for Cum Benefit and Cum cost
Underneath the graph there is another subtitle 1.5.4 Soft Benefits

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Critter in Heat @puphuffs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Tumblr with another banger

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The left loves to say "Be gay, do crime", but when I, George Anthony Devolder-Santos....

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I think I could deal with large bouts of depression easier if it wasn't just so boring

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/05/2026

Ahh no wait sorry let me fix that

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The weather in London is honestly so hot I think i could literally put an egg on the paving slabs

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

REMEMBER If you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP Instead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It will never be enough. No amount of cruelty is enough, because mere misery isn’t the end goal for people who repeatedly claim our existence is a crisis. If you think someone being alive is a problem, you want their death. If it’s an entire group, you want genocide.

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I feel the same way about grogu as that one tweet about beating ET to death with hammers.

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Trash Bandicoot 💙💜🩷 (They/Them) @rensky.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I feel the same way about grogu as that one tweet about beating ET to death with hammers.

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Scarlet Magus 💀 Horror Vtuber @scarletmagus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Playboy has more nuanced and better researched articles on trans issues than the New York Times" is not something I ever thought I'd say, much less say unironically

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

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Fred Maynard @fredmaynard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

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Mayday Roleplay @maydayroleplay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Looks Could Kill | Delta Green OUT NOW! Youtube.com/maydayrp #actualplay #horror @redmoonroleplaying.bsky.social @rosspayton.bsky.social @3blackhalflings.bsky.social

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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

She is very lonely

A unicorn resembling a neuron styled like the titular character of The Last Unicorn

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Mocca🔞 @whatsmocca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

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