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25+, avid fujoshi, vampire apologist, doodler. FUB 🔞

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Reminder, since this is in the discourse again: forcing Palestinians into such a small corner of the internet that all they can do is create multiple accounts EVERY day in the desperate attempt to get donations is a zionist propaganda tactic. Zionists want westerners annoyed and burnt out.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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Koi (FE PREORDER OPEN) @fishnbacon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
being a villainfucker is truly a lost art nowadays amongst all this ridiculous moral panic 😔 even the ones who self proclaim as villainfuckers want to reform their villain blorbos.. i dont want him reformed i want him worse
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Every sentence is a future bestselling novel
Newspaper headline: "Sex slave Woman wanted for burglary"
"A woman who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce McKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid trial for allegedly abducting a Mormon missionary and making him her sex slave."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/04/2026
“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea
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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How the hell did they pull this off.
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Out-of-Print Criterion Collection Editions - The Criterion Channel
Collectors rejoice! Not every film the Criterion Collection has released over the last four decades remains in print. Formats change, licenses expire, and catalogues evolve. But here on the Channel, w...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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lacri 🔞 | commissions closed @lacrimale.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Lain's dad: With this new Navi that takes up your whole room and has a giant industrial antifreeze cooling system you can navigate the World Wide Web (two lains are busy together silently watching a postage stamp sized quicktime movie of the rockafeller skank that took 19hrs to download)
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Girls from school: Lain do you want to come to the Cyberia club again tonight? Sure last night we saw a dude fucked up on bug drugs kill two kids on the dancefloor with a laser sighter handgun, but, Lain (not there, at home dressed like a teddy bear, signing into a MUD as "sailor Lain",
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Voice of the wired (unsure who is talking): Ancient people carried within their minds their own guestbooks, signed them, signed each other's guestbooks. That was lost. With a connected internet mankind has created the final guestbook with one place for a signature, to be signed by God Lain: yeah
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am more and more convinced that when cis people want to debate whether trans people get human rights, the only correct response is "I don't treat whether or not people get human rights as a debate topic or hang around people who do" followed by leaving.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 24/10/2024
Oh, you think you walk the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would weep over your death
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Sarah 🥩 Comms Open @sarahpdraws.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Emo boy L🍓🍰 #deathnote #fanart
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Katie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:
I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
COME UP AND SEE ME brush and nib on arches hot press. a short kiss and a long embrace.
ink drawing (using brush and nib and whiteout on arches hot press with some digital cleanup.) two men called Dan and Enver from my comics BIRTH OF THE SUN and THE SOLAR SYSTEM, pressing and nuzzling their faces together, mouths open and wanting in the preface to a kiss.
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Jason Hickel @jasonhickel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
On the 20th of January, 1973, Portuguese agents assassinated Amílcar Cabral, the anti-colonial revolutionary who led the struggle to liberate Guinea-Bissau and Cape Verde. "Either we admit that there really is a struggle against imperialism which interests everybody, or we deny it."
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Marty Suncreme @martinobeat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
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Bastard 🔞 @bastardthebear.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)
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Aphrodite @desire.gunmetolymp.us · 21/01/2026
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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vampire fucker @renfielding.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
if i could lock my account i'd be posting the rancid nasty evil pornography i've been working on. so much fun
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/12/2025
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
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Mad(s) @digitalflinch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It's your birthday, Duane.
Duane Kearns Puryear, holding his panel for the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It reads, in block letters: "My name is Duane Kearns Puryear. I was born on December 20, 1964. I was diagnosed with AIDS on September 7, 1987 at 4:45 PM. I was 22 old. Sometimes, it makes me very sad. I made this panel myself. If you are reading it, I am dead..."

There are several great resources to learn about Duane, his advocacy, his family, his panel, and the politics of memory and re-creation, especially this one by The Dallas Way: http://www.thedallasway.org/stories/written/2021/9/19/duane-puryears-and-the-quilt-panel

Duane Puryear died in 1991.
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Studio Élan @vnstudioelan.com · 18/12/2025
There is no overstating how bad repealing Section 230 would be for the Internet. If you are a US citizen and have ever enjoyed one of our games, or any other piece of queer or "controversial" media, then please consider contacting your representatives and encouraging them to not support this.
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Leather Archives & Museum @leatherarchives.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Quote from Is The Future Female? by Lynne Segal (1987). Photo from Deadlier Than the Male magazine from the LA&M collections.
A white woman or woman of color with light skin, brown hair, holding a chain attached to man’s collar. He is lying on a platform above her and she is wearing a shiny long sleeved body suit and studded collar. Text: [If our critique of pornography is to be more than the projection and denial of our own anxiety and confusion about sex, feminists will need (as many now have) to take a broader and much deeper look at all forms of representation of women. We must, in fact, abandon any radical or revolutionary feminist position which asserts what we need to reject and rejects what we need to assert. We need to reject the idea of there being some inner sexual essence, healthy in women and unhealthy in men. We need to assert that women, too, are full of contradictions and conflict over sexuality. We need to understand the ways in which the prevalence of men's sexual violence is neither simply the product of inner sex drives, nor inner power drives - realisable through the possession of the penis - but rather a product of men's social power in general.]
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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993
Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
while KOSA passed the subcommittee, there is still the full committee meeting it needs to go through before being voted on by the Senate/House support is more split on it than you'd think, we just need to pull away enough votes to block it. CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES! www.badinternetbills.com
badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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Algon @weezol.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Here's the nibbler
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brittney @spookshowvideo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm currently watching a trail cam video from 2022 of a bear taking a nap and it's the most at-peace I've been in a while.
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Wilford The Bear Makes A Bed And Takes A Nap In The Angeles National Forest
YouTube video by Parliament Of Owls
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Black and white illustration of a mermaid creature putting her eggs in a pretty human snack, they are submerged in shallow water. Pain Killer illustration of Juan among bug creatures. Lucifer's Garden illustration of the little angel Elisah topping the devil, Moloch~Mickey and Jessica illustration of Mickey going down on Jessica~
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Zero tolerance for doomerism. Stop lazily accepting that everything is screwed forever. Stop normalising low expectations. That’s part of the problem & it’s what the bastards want. It’s also a product of privilege. People in more desperate situations don’t have the option to just sit back & shrug.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
tapping the sign
a grainy image of john waters saying "remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."
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isa 🔞 LBX 430 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🥨
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
henry is always laughing it up
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This remarkably detailed wax anatomical model (1787) is housed at the Javier Puerta Museum. Wax models like this were used for teaching anatomy to medical students at a time when few bodies were available for dissection. It demonstrates the merging of art and science. #histmed #medhist #skystorians
A wax torso that is dissected at the front to reveal twins inside the uterus.
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 27/11/2025
Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
Siouxsie and Pam Hogg, shellackedSiouxsie and Pam Hogg, muntedSiouxsie and Pam Hogg, shitfacedSiouxsie and Pam Hogg, hammered
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 20/11/2025
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Divine, holding a coke, in a Tshirt that says enjoy carpet burn
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