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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Mike Lacher @mikelacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Star Trek mtg set has its problems, yet also some concepts I’m looking forward to. But by the powers that be, these cards could have been done so much better. I’d prefer nerds at the table to say “He’s dead, Jim” or “Khaaaaann!” While the card name still makes sense out of context, or in other sets
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whole thing was worth buying just for this quote from @rhysticstudies.bsky.social Gonna cut this out and put it on my wall.
Big bold block letters at the top of a page say,

"YOURE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ART.
YOURE SUPPOSED TO TRANSGRESS.
EVERYTIME SOMEONE PAINTS ANEW SOL RING AND WRAPS IT IN SOME
FUNKY TEXTBOX, WE DISSOLVE THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN THE STEWARDS ANDTHE POSSESSED. THE PROXY ARTIST IS A PROLETARIAT, A BUSKER, A ‘YES, AND' IMPROV COMIC WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS WORLD IS MADE NOT OF LAWS AND RIGHTS AND PAPERWORK, BUT OF CLAY."
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NEW VERSUS WOLVES: Magic: The Gathering vs Void Stranger youtu.be/Uk0iqCxRB-k
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Magic: The Gathering vs Void Stranger
YouTube video by Versus Wolves
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shouldn’t be as surprised as I am to see an in person commander game, but it’s John walking over to Woolie’s half of the screen that got me
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weird way to advertise my friend’s game, but I like the protagonist so much I drew her! And if you think she’s cool here, you’ll think she’s damn awesome when the full game comes out. I mean, I’m satisfied so far… Will you be?
Fan art of Yerba, the protagonist of indie RPG Tantalus.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It shatters my soul when people so close to me who I hold in high regard just casually show me AI generated shit like it’s the most casual thing on a Tuesday, and I know their flame is long dead. I don’t even know if I could reignite it, or if I should even try or just continue my own fight for art.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What pisses me off the most in this life is my belief that anyone with even a smoldering cinder of love for art in any medium would be abhorrently against the generative nightmares that creep over the world in our time, and yet so many people just. aren’t.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.
Magic card called Dance with Goblins. David Bowie as the Goblin King is there but his signature bulge is not.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodbye, Mind Sculptor Hello, Mindful Mage \ / #mtg #realityfracture #art #jacebeleren
Jace Beleren of Magic: the Gathering, with Tam emerging from below him.Tam from Magic: the Gathering, emerging from Jace below her.
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Dork4Short @dork4short.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Eh, I don’t see it,” straight cis man Billy Fartson told us, against our will. “I think it’s pretty obvious that the ‘she’ who’s lovely and less than 10 minutes old is Emrakul, a creature as old as the universe itself.”
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Fans Argue Whether "Isn't She Lovely" Needledrop is for Tam or Emrakul | Commander's Herald
(Spoiler warnings for Reality Fracture’s story, but honestly at this point you should have read it anyway because it’s really damn good. Also some cartoon about a clown and a rabbit or something.) Sea...
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“They know people make their livelihood off flipping these cards” Yeah, they probably did this partially so you’d stop it. It’s cardboard. For kids
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perhaps on the less complex side of TCC scripts, but still an excellent piece of writing from the team. Very informative of what to look out for since Jace blue everyone
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, I'd love to go to Magfest but it's pretty expensive and last time I was there, some white woman threatened to turn her dead body into a cursed diamond to which I'd be legally entrusted and doomed to possess. Glad that sort of thing won't happen to anyone else!
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congration! And to a hundred more funny documentations of your really sick work
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Person Celebrating with Pink Confetti
ALT: Person Celebrating with Pink Confetti
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, but how does Karn even exist in a multiverse without Phyrexians?? There are so many steps, from them initially being locked away in Phyrexia, to the Brothers’ War taking place at all, to Xantcha existing and dying, to— oh,, oh I see.
Part of the Legends of Reality Fracture article, describing the Echoverse Karn’s history: 
“As thanks for saving his life in the Second Brothers’ War, the great Planeswalker Mishra gifted the golden golem, Karn, an artificial spark so that he might travel the Multiverse. With newfound powers and the blessing of his creator, Karn set out on his grand new adventure.

While Karn was honored by Mishra’s gift, he had grown weary of the endless battles and wild adventures of his life. Karn decided to settle down after traveling the Multiverse and used his spark in an act of creation. He forged Mirrodin, a shining metal plane of peace and prosperity that would never know about the horrors of war. Karn watches over the place as its shepherd and guardian, hoping to guide life so that it might flourish and prosper under the five vibrant suns.”
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Tantalus @tantalusdev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The General, the Court Wizard, and the Prince of Darkness. I hope you'll be satisfied. #gamedev #indiegamedev #oc #rpg #rpgmaker #demon #indiedev #music #originalmusic #soundtrack
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I WILL HAVE NO PART IN THE CURSED WHITE WOMAN DIAMOND
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hold on he’s cooking
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 10/09/2026
Final bump for this episode: the full Sephiroth animation we used to introduce Matt Mercer's Commander! Amazing work by our newest editor Cecilia. She has been hitting it out of the park with these. 🔥
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What doesn’t hurt the car is worth two in the bush, so feed the dead horse in the mouth.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really could’ve sworn that Tim Allen’s character in Galaxy Quest gets cloned via some transporter error or something. But alas, sometimes childhood memory is but lies
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love the magic story #mtgart #realityfracture
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus as if John Travolta in hit musical Grease
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John Travolta's Ultramatic Dance in Grease
ALT: John Travolta's Ultramatic Dance in Grease
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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💛🤍🖤💜Enby of Eternities @seriema-sami.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"Loot, no! Don't listen to him! You're better than this!"
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The real game is figuring out if I’m trustworthy enough to even sit down across from to play cards with in the first place. I’m probably taking guesses at how funny your surprised face looks just while you’re pulling back the chair to sit in.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally being to riffle shuffle is powerful stuff. Getting the cards at just that right curved angle. *chef’s kiss* What sounds equally fun tho is my fingers ‘accidentally slipping’, and shooting a deck of thin missiles flying out at my table of friends.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate for it to be some kind of superpower to spot AI, but if even the really bad looking stuff can fool masses… Maybe it’ll be some high advisory position in places, how we naturally evolve into making the Mentat sans spice.
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 02/09/2026
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Added bonus to ripping your own jeans: You also don't have to worry about the pre-ripped jeans salesman (who's famously terrible at pre-ripped jeans distribution) absolutely stacking it & preventing you from accessing ripped jeans.
A screenshot from the official Magic site reading:

Statement on Today's The Zeta Set Sale
Announcements Sep 3, 2026

By Wizards of the Coast
"For everyone that showed up for today's Chaos Vault sale of The Zeta Set—it was a disaster. There's no other way to say it. We're incredibly sorry for the experience, and we're trying to get to the bottom of it."
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ig these are a little fun to make
A handmade proxy for the Magic: the Gathering card Dark Ritual. Its name surrounds the top and bottom in a stylistic font, with concentric circles around a Black Mana symbol in the middle. I needed one for my Gix deck.
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well I haven’t tried it yet, but you sound like the expert here
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Aw man, I can’t believe all you suckers fell for that bit all this time about holding the toilet paper in my hand while I pee. You schmucks will believe anything if I act weird enough.”
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Tori 🌸 @sotypicallytori.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🖼️Family portrait🖼️ #DevilMayCry #DMC
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Lea // CathGuac @delayedtrigger.scryfall.com · 18/08/2026
"Dear Scryfall, please keep your support of trans rights comfortably out of sight. Signed, Dumb Ass". Scryfall operates thanks to a gaggle of trannies and fags. The loud and obnoxious support for trans rights will continue until morale improves.
A new feedback message has been submitted

Re front page

Why do you feel it is necessary to inject politics into the front page of a CARD DATABASE?

I dont care if you are "community oriented", I play Magic to escape politics and all that bullshit. There is a time and place for discussing gender politics and this isnt it fam

As for a solution, perhaps link to another page saying "Support these causes we believe in" that way its not in your face, still accessible, and lets people decide the content they want to see

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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Horror movie posters are too fun to make with reality fracture in mind #realityfracture #professoronyx
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Following the Class theme, Archbishop (cleric) makes sense, but Archenemy really throws it off. And I just think Archangel would bang
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just hope if anything, that the white card in this cycle is ‘Archangel’s Charm’. Who knows, the art could even include Avacyn’s Collar—
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Delighted to learn that Cammy's SF6 stage has her fighting outside a gay bar
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reliableJester @reliablejester.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The golgari was really fun! I love getting to turn five, and just dropping a Large Bear™️ on my opponent
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