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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love the influx of Goodbye, Lara art I'm seeing, even if a lot of it has the caption of something like "This is what the show would be if the ending didn't BETRAY ME AND EVERYONE ELSE" (I thought the show could've used an extra cour and/or a bit more fleshing out but the ending was thematically👍)
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 22/09/2026
alright dweebs listen up: we're so back www.instagram.com/reel/DdkP8KE...
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Spencer Thomas @spencer-thomas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tonight you'll be visited by three ghosts: - the ghost of Let's Hear Them Out - the ghost of Let's Listen to Both Sides - the ghost of Grand Compromise There's a fourth ghost, the ghost of Rot Monetization, but that's for the sequel: The Tyranny of Tiny Tim
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This concert is going to be 60% Groupon Employees sent by her dad 39% Empty because they were bought by bots 1% Actual Fans who are there for the lols
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He might be holding the fish but we always carry the flame.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sorry, but this is a home run leader list for dorks.
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Cat Guardian (She/They/He) @catguardian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Once. They start kissing it’s all over. Lara will not want to stop. #goodbyelara #laraxmari #fanart #fightingfish #sapphicjoy #littlemermaid
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Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 19/07/2026
Please stop recommending Mushoku Tensei. The fact that the protagonist of the story is a 50-year-old groomer in the body of a teenager certainly isn't a positive for me, but there's another, simpler reason I cannot re... kotaku.com/mushoku-tensei-anime-gro…
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Please Stop Telling People To Watch Mushoku Tensei
Anime nerds, I'm begging you to be normal for ten seconds and stop suggesting that everyone watch the show about a child groomer
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
me: i must practice the dharma also me:
me telling ai man to khs
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Brochan - VGen Commissions Open @93brochan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🍌👓 #スタァライト #じゅんななな #junnana #art
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oh. i'd die for her.
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Evan Lang @evanlang27.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"What's that, glove? You want me to set down the heart of the Los Angeles Dodgers lineup, including Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman, in order? Well if you say so!" -Jordan Romano
Rockies closer Jordan Romano holds his glove to his ear.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
buster getting tougher questions from the local media than trump gets from the white house press corps jeremy lol
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
one evening I got to see the mountains and clouds reflecting onto the lake in a way that gave it transgender colors 🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride the lake is trans now
a truly gorgeous lake shot through the trees. There is genuinely a band of pastel blue, pink, and white.
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Scott Lapatine @scott.stereogum.com · 08/06/2026
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Boa @ardent-knight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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CrimsonChains @crimsonchains.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Another fun and cute couple :D #Sasamiya
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Serena Riel @serenariel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
OH THEY ALSO DREW SULETTA IN THE SAME FIT, LETS GOOO
Suletta Mercury fanart by Shunya Yamashita
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pigeon @augurm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#ffvii #ffviii #ffix #ffx ✨girlies✨
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Mehgazone🏳️‍⚧️ @mehgazone.com · 06/09/2025
Misty in her early 40s.
A drawing of Misty from Pokemon in her early 40s, wearing a white one piece swimsuit pointing at the viewer while holding a whistle.
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Eggs, hash browns, fruit, toast, OJ, $3 tip.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026
This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America
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Scott Lapatine @scott.stereogum.com · 06/05/2026
Death Grips’ ‘Bottomless Pit’ and Justin Timberlake’s “Can’t Stop The Feeling!” were released 10 years ago today 🎈🎈
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Jet @jet0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
have it yuri way
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
THE DUNGEON THAT TOPS YOU
First things first. Who are you? I'm compatible with just about anything you'd like to be; come into me decked in your finest hero fantasy gear, or dredge through my floors in rags and makeshift torches. I like them all, darling. When you get a little older, you'll understand. Are you blushing? You're getting excited again, kitten - is Kitten ok? - it's ok, I know the effect I have on younger people. Can you believe I feared the march of time when I was a young redoubt? Terrified of the glorious pockmarks and swelling brickwork that drew your greedy eyes oh so deliciously.

Of course, I was watching you right back. That's another thing about older women, pet. We know what we want, and we do what we need to get it. I want you, pretty little thing. Do you want me too? I think you do.

Synopsis

You have come to The Dungeon That Tops You. Here, you and a party of adventurers will tussle with a sentient, powerful, and sexually aggressive dungeon eager to devour you and make all of your desires come true. This dungeon contains a broad spectrum of kinks and fetishes, and explores queer sexuality. This dungeon blurs the 4th wall, and will directly address the reader as if they are literally their character. It is assumed if you read this far, you consent to being spoken to in this way and included in fantasies, kinks, and fetishes you may not find immediately personally appealing. This may include CNC and other taboo play; please proceed with caution.

The dungeon consists of 3 floors, and this writeup will also include the small township on the dungeon's borders
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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bungle @bbbbungle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
everyone watch ikoku nikki NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ikokunikki
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Man, fuck you Bandsintown.
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Richard Meredith @rtm223.me · 18/03/2026
image of a nonsense graph from McKinsey claiming "By 2030 the metaverse could generate $4 trillion to $5 trillion across consumer and enterprise use cases
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The people I feel sorriest for are The Troops, who America's baseball team let down, probably because they don't really respect them.
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
🐟
A baseball match up between
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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Mary Shyne @maryshyneonline.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Catching strays at ECCC
The author sits at her exhibit table next to a Mitski poster she designs. Two teens stand in front of her table.
One teen asks, “is that a REAL Mitski poster?”
The author answers, “haha yeah … from 2015! Over a decade!”The author looks wistfully skyward and says “it was a small scene in Brooklyn … we have the same birthday actually!”While the author stews in nostalgia, blissfully ignorant, the teens give each other a look. One of the teens says “oh my God…”The teen follows up with “Mitski is OLD!” 

A spike from the word balloon punctures through the author’s glasses into her eye.
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S A M @comicnerdsam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Chiaki Mitama 🐾🌭 @terrible.moe · 09/03/2026
Coming out of the woodwork to tell all you fuckers: I don't really like Shimura Takako's work. It's fine, but most of her works bores me to tears. Having established that, let me be the first to say, where the fuck did you get "is a transphobe?" We just trawled through her account and saw nothing.
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Stinky Catgirl Summer @fathomlessblue.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Recently bought some new outfits (finally found capri pants that are my size!!!!), decided to draw Spindle wearing them <3
an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-insert, Spindle, wearing various outfits of my irl outfits. There are 3 fits, from left to right:
1) Casual fit, black top with a white Japanese print on it that reads "Kaizen." and grey capri pants with white square patterns

2) Casual summer fit, white top with a red circle and a [very loosely drawn] Samurai in it, and beige  thin capri pants, alongside black open-top flats.

3) Formal, a black turtleneck, with grey capri pants, and dark brown boots
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reiscopazzi.bsky.social @reiscopazzi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Allan, we are so Fucked.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.
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zoe @zoewithnoy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
if john nintendo doesnt like fat bitches
then he is weak
and his bloodline will not last the winter
:3
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Mint Lilaq 👽🪐 @mint.lilaq.xyz · 02/03/2026
The Pokémon Pokopia title screen edited to say "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke"
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 19/02/2026
many times yesterday, I kept thinking of different ways I could potentially explain upcoming CBA negotiations but this might be easier: got questions about how the CBA negotiations might go w a new interim exec director? drop it in the replies; I'll try to answer to the best of my ability
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 18/02/2026
[intense guttural screaming]
a chart depicting roblox making every last dollar on the planet
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