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Wren

@redwsailing.bsky.social
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Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, embroidery, Lego

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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 46m
Spending 105 minutes watching the college that shaped me being systematically and cruelly destroyed… I’m exhausted. None of it was new. None of it isn’t what I already know and actively fear every day at my own institution. But my fucking god, does it hurt.
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 6h
And you cried all the time, and liked to pick flowers. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath Pattern: jessicalongembroidery.com/products/bum...
An embroidered wreath of flowers and bumblebees. In the center, turquoise cursive reads “a little bit”
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 6h
Bday present for my beloved @gelatinousstand.bsky.social, complete with brain sharks
Brains fucking suck embroidered in purple An embroidery hoop backed with fabric with shark fins
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 7h
Hi-chew for scale and the back
An embroidery of a ship being attacked by tentacles. Around it, a ring of small designs referencing OFMD. A hi-chew candy next to it for scale. An embroidery hoop backed with treasure map fabric
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 8h
I can still hear you saying we would never break the chain (stitch) Pattern: www.etsy.com/listing/1246... #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
An embroidery of a ship being attacked by tentacles. Around it, a ring of small designs referencing OFMD.
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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Congratulations to the New Zealand Bird of the Year for 2026, the lovely little karure black robin! As someone who loves robins a Normal Amount, I couldn't be more pleased for these absolutely darling bobbins, who also represent an incredible success in bird population recovery! #boty2026 #birb
Watercolour illustration of a karure black robin, winner of this year’s Bird of the Year competition for Aotearoa New Zealand
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here’s some info about BOYCOTTING THE NEW YORK TIMES from the Trans News Network transnews.network/p/boycott-th...
transnews.network
Boycott The New York Times
For years The New York Times has relentlessly pushed anti-trans propaganda, playing a significant role in the escalating genocide against us. It's far past time for a call to action: anyone who cares ...
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Ed 🐈‍⬛, Stede 🐈, Izzy 🐈‍⬛, and Archie 🐈 @feralpiratecats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok seriously - more of you need to watch this bc it is so funny
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Wasabi Poptart / now in my Crone era @gothsockmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm working through the "You're Wrong About" back catalog and coincidentally this episode just came up; it pretty much lays it all out for anyone who may still be confused about why
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We Need to Talk About the New York Times with Tuck Woodstock
Podcast Episode · You're Wrong About · May 15, 2023 · 1h 31m
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Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also while we're on the topic stop paying to do wordle or their crossword!!! The NYT is more a gaming app than newspaper based on revenue stats and we need to stop feeding it
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here’s some info about BOYCOTTING THE NEW YORK TIMES from the Trans News Network transnews.network/p/boycott-th...
transnews.network
Boycott The New York Times
For years The New York Times has relentlessly pushed anti-trans propaganda, playing a significant role in the escalating genocide against us. It's far past time for a call to action: anyone who cares ...
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #Embroidery #IsThisWhatItTakesToGetAttentionForShitThatMatters
An embroidery in trans flag colors that reads STOP INTERACTING WITH THE NEW YORK TIMES
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y’all come on, please don’t make me be the fandom stick-in-the-mud OFMD isn’t going to come back bc it made it onto a list in the NOTORIOUSLY TRANSPHOBIC PUBLICATION THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES STOP GIVING THEM YOUR CLICKS WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A friend has started getting ads for Halloween embroidery kits (def a bit my influence) and she keeps sending them to me, saying she’s being tempted, so I offered to put together a little kit for her. Going to also print a beginner guide and highlight the useful sections for this design. 😵‍💫
An embroidery hoop with unbleached fabrics with a traced pattern of a jack’o’lantern next to some thread
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sweet Christ folks pls stop interacting with anything the NYTimes makes 😑
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La Vie En Frames @lavieenframes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In case you missed it, there is also a slowed down version, for better art ogling! youtu.be/OfFO8PDcPfM?...
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La Vie En Frames -- slowed down
YouTube video by YOFT
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just the fucking respect he put into playing women in this show 🥹🥹🥹 goddammit Rhysie
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rhys explaining how his mum explained things as if he hadn’t just explained the whole show to us She lives on in him 🥹
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Rhys laugh at himself will forever be The Best Thing
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Karl Urban giving a master class in faggotry
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck Rhys is explaining what’s happening second by second or I would not understand what’s happening in this show at all 🤭
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking Only the Pos shirt Dumbass I love him
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Die Booth @diebooth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(Seriously though, please check out the stills website too, the range of styles and mediums and just sheer level of talent and imagination (and humour!) will make your heart glow.)
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had frame 69 😌
Macramee frame of La Vie En Frames. On the left and right are vertical rainbows in a red orange yellow green blue purple pattern with four black hearts in both rainbows
In the centre against a brown background is Stede on the left, with yellow hair and pinkish skin and a dark teal shirt. On the right is a macrameed Ed with beige skin and his black leather and grey hair and a black line marking his tattoo
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Breaking out the signed DVD for Rhysie’s Momentus event Rhys: “Where did you even get this??” We had a lovely chat about the values of physical media and I let him keep my sharpie in case he had other stuff to sign - he told me he would value it forever but idk if I believe him 🤔
The cover of the Short Poppies DVD signed by Rhys Darby
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok technically this patch on my denim jacket was my first OFMD embroidery and I did mixed media embroidery in IB art but last year was the first time I tried to learn any actual techniques beyond “I have a needle and thread, let’s party.” You_Know_What_That_Is_Growth.gif
A patch of fabric with a ship printed on it with embroidered details of a flag and a tentacle. USB for scale. A crumpled map with a portion in an embroidery hoops with various details embroidered. A crumpled map with a portion in an embroidery hoops with various details embroidered. An embroidery hoop with a black and white photo glued to the fabric. Details are embroidered in thread that matches the fabric
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking a lot about my embroidery journey bc it’s been just over a year since I started and I’m so floored by where I started and where I’m at. I love that my first and last panels on @thesearethekids.bsky.social sampler are right next to each other and I love seeing them next to this frame. #OFMD
Two wedges of an OFMD-themed sampler. On the left, a wedge labeled ROOM PEOPLE with various little doodle designs like a lute, an eye with makeup, and a spool of thread. On the right, a wedge labeled IFNS with three cat flags. A lighthouse, a bowl of soup, and the phrase AS A CREW   An embroidered still from OFMD 2.6. Stede is grabbing Ed by his jacket. Stede is turquoise and Ed is purple. They are surrounded by a riot of insane foliage, both leaves and flowers. The are a few wooden butterfly charms and many plants have beaded details.
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Giulia 🌵🎨 @giulialiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here are my 2 frames. I feel so lucky I got to participate twice! 1st frame was going great until I royally f*cked up the background and had to colour it in digitally. 2nd one I thought would be more difficult, instead I enjoyed it more, oil pastels in warm colour + Stede's chest = excellent! #ofmd
Oil pastels drawing of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach kissingOil pastels drawing of a frame from season 2, episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death. Stede Bonnet's chest.
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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had frames 86, 104, and 168 🎆
A screencap from OFMD S2E6, Calypso's Birthday. Stede and Ed stand facing each other, looking into one another's eyes. Stede grips Ed by the lapels of his leather jacket, and Ed holds Stede by the shoulders. The colors are rich and warm, and the lighting resembles a candlelit room. The air around them sparkles.A screencap from OFMD S2E6, Calypso's Birthday. Ed and Stede are kissing, locked in a passionate embrace, visible from the waist up. The scene is drawn in a film noir style. It's black and white. Stede wears a trench coat and fedora, and Ed is dressed in a black gown, a flower in his hair. They tucked in a corner between buildings on a city street. Headlights, tall buildings, and a neon sign reading "Jackie'z" are visible in the background.A screencap from OFMD S2E6, Calypso's Birthday. This is a painting of Stede closing the curtain around his bed nook. His naked torso is visible through gauzy, sparkly curtains. The scene is backlit by the glow of fireworks through a large, arched window.
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Nikki ✌🏻💜🏴‍☠️ @asyouwish311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed's still watching the fireworks FYI
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just got home from a trip and i am in the throes of jetlag but everyone's frames are incredible. here's mine:
Lego Ed and Stede hold each other against a wall
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OH SORRY The other magic of fandom is also that I knew beyond a doubt while in the lingering paranoia of sleep paralysis that the pirates who live in my phone would manage to convince me that I wasn’t stuck in a nightmare takeout loop à la Nightmare on Elm Street (linking original thread below)
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The best part about @lavieenframes.bsky.social is how many people I have seen (myself included) who have mentioned that their frame is something that they’ve pushed themselves on: out of their comfort zone, to do something more complex, to try a new skill For me, that is the magic of fandom 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄💜
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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Making a watercolor frame was a challenge and an adventure (he sparkles, too)
the frame of Ed looking out the window painted in watercolor
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Freddy Krueger you tricky motherfucker I see what you’re trying to do 🫩
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok we are hurtling towards the part where *I* at least find this situation hilarious so pls feel free to go laugh at the original thread about it bc there is something funny about my first thought in this situation being THE OFMD FANDOM WILL SAVE ME
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the story of how I become an antivaxxer bc I got my shots and then had a weird nightmare that convinced me I could never sleep again lmao (I think I’m finally properly coming out of it)
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok I know this website is just broken and that realistically the fact that I just had to hit “like” on some posts multiple times to get them to save is proof of the broken website NOT my nightmare loop, BUT if anyone wanted to interact with this post to prove that to me, that would be cool 🤦🏼
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woke up screaming but rather than the standard “spouse wakes me up, I explain, calm down, go back to sleep” routine I was CONVINCED that I was in a Freddy Krueger style fakeout nightmare loop and kept trying to outsmart the loop by being VERY suspicious of my poor exhausted spouse who had just 1/3
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Andy @rukira91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t fucking stand assimilationists. The people you’re trying to impress already think you’re a weird faggot, you might as well embrace being a weird faggot and be happy
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here they are! 💛💛💛 #LaVieEnFrames #ofmd
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Foxy McLuvox 🏴‍☠️ @foxymcluvox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you to all you beautiful #OFMD crew for building my confidence to the point where I felt I could join in an Our Flag Means Death frames art project. Here is my frame - embroidery, lots of gold thread, a few sequins, a bit of coloured pencil. I looked at Klimt for inspo. #LaVieEnFrames 💜🏴‍☠️
An embroidered piece of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach turning their backs on death and reaching towards each other.
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Pirate Nana🔪🏴‍☠️☠️🦄🐙 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m crying y’all. Dad is still with us.
A screenshot from Threads of a post of La Vie En Frames and Pirate Dad responding “I’m always gonna be here too. 🥹
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I appreciated (and was tickled by) @owltrousers.bsky.social use of oranges and scissors for scale, so I took a quick pic bc I’m always curious about the size of these things!! I also had to crop it slightly so here’s the full piece, including its wonky edges (very much not an actual rectangle)
An embroidered still from OFMD 2.6 with oranges and embroidery scissors for scale. Stede is grabbing Ed by his jacket. Stede is turquoise and Ed is purple. They are surrounded by a riot of insane foliage, both leaves and flowers. The are a few wooden butterfly charms and many plants have beaded details.
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The Persian Slipper 🏴‍☠️#SaveOFMD @thepersianslipper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's my frame. My most complex work to date🫪 I'm so happy to have contributed to this amazing project with such talented artists! Thank you so much to @lavieenframes.bsky.social for all your hard work. #OFMD #CrewForLife #LaVieEnFrames
My embroidery, with Stede and Ed in monochrome.
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the largest and most challenging embroidery piece I have ever made. My eternal thanks to the other fiber artists on this project for cheering me on!!! 🧵
An embroidered Ed and Stede kissing against the wall. Behind Stede are shelves containing a stun whale, petrified orange, teacups, four letters in bottles, a set of books spelling out LOVE, and a stolen fern.

Behind Ed is an idealized vision of their inn from the finale of the show.
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ZBK @zacharybosch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
here's mine, number 136. i didn't keep track of how long it took, but if i had to guess i'd say somewhere between 40 to 60 hours 🥴
photo of my embroidered frame for the la vie en frames project. it's ed silhouetted against the windows with lots of swirly purple light, getting ready for an emotionally fraught dicking down. how do i begin to describe this? there are a million little stitches all coming together to create the image. the light through the windowpanes looks kinda swirly van gogh style. the curtains have the illusion of translucency. my favourite bit is the shadow of the windowframe on the sill beneath, and the soft curly highlights at the back of ed's hair
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a joy to be part of something like this 💖💖💖
Quilled art of Ed and Stede's wall kiss from Calypso's birthday, made for the La Vie en Frames project
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Pirate Nana🔪🏴‍☠️☠️🦄🐙 @amladydragonfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am a little embarrassed by my frame, alongside such incredible talent, BUT I love that I was included and I love you all so much. I love that we’re still here. Crew for life bitches!
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seeing this absolutely beautiful finished project is just the best thing. Here is my frame (#102) (with the now traditional "oranges for scale" photo)
Embroidered frame #102Same embroidery with oranges and embroidery scissors for scale
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