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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con

@dracothelizard.bsky.social
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Here for the old man yaoi (pirates and boybanders). Fandom Old. 🇪🇺. Multishipper. Mod for the Gateway Server. Occasionally I share explicit fic so 🔞. I wrote that Stede/the Revenge fic where she has his dinghy.

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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 8h
Perfect timing for the Wee Con :D @ofmcommunity.bsky.social
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 28/09/2026
Everything you do online is tracked, saved, and shared for what feels like a lifetime. But there are some steps you can take to minimize what data is out there. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...
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How to: Manage Your Digital Footprint
Search for your name in any search engine and you’ll likely encounter dozens of results, some of which might include personal information like addresses, email accounts, usernames, or family members. Each piece of information is often public and not typically seen as harmful. But together these parts of your identity...
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey the kinktober prompt list has public sex on it 😌
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone went 'I think you like disco-y bops where the singer is getting horny with it' at me and yeah, actually, 10/10 description of my musical tastes 😂
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothin but love in that fluffy head
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach and Stede bonnet when they run into each other in the antique shop. Ed is catboyed and Stede is puppyed. Ed is in the foreground looking grumpy and tired, his cat ears flat and level with his head, Stede is behind him smiling and looking at him with an adoring expression, his tail wagging enthusiastically, hearts surrounding his head
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join Rhys Darby live for a Flight of the Conchords rewatch party and spend the morning with the man behind Murray Hewitt. Watch along, hear the stories, ask Rhys your questions and enjoy the whole thing from home with @charliecapen.bsky.social Oct 18 • 8am PT / 11am ET shopstands.com
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somehow I have never titled a fic 'How Hard Can It Be' but hopefully this kinktober that will change.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CORRECT 😂
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw someone go 'Stede is meep meeping his way across the Caribbean while Izzy runs off cliffs' back in 2022 and that is EXACTLY the vibe
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not sure why I should care about what some US publication puts in a top 100 best films or TV shows of all time, because they're obviously gonna be a US-centric lists with 99% English-language productions 🤷🏻
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace'  is a Garth Marenghi production.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My old man boyband fandom has a chance to do something extremely funny in a few months 🤞🏻🎶all I do each night is pray 🎶🤞🏻
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Btw maybe those of us who did frames for this and who are going to @ofmcommunity.bsky.social Wee Con could bring our frames along? Could be fun to have several together like that 😄
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had frame 69 😌
Macramee frame of La Vie En Frames. On the left and right are vertical rainbows in a red orange yellow green blue purple pattern with four black hearts in both rainbows
In the centre against a brown background is Stede on the left, with yellow hair and pinkish skin and a dark teal shirt. On the right is a macrameed Ed with beige skin and his black leather and grey hair and a black line marking his tattoo
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Caladria - Wee Con 26 🏴‍☠️ @caladria.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reminder that this is todayyyyy! If you wanna join DM for meeting place/time!
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|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD @4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, I think we all need to team up and help omega Stede with his gift for alpha Ed — starting with taking off that gorgeous coat 🌚 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my kinktober ideas is a crossover between two of my previous RPF fandoms so clearly I'm just in full nostalgia mode at the moment
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you are subscribed to me for old man pirate yaoi, guess what, it's time for old man boyband yaoi 😌
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like how the new cat looks pissed off at being discovered: nos.nl/artikel/2631...
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Biologen ontdekken nieuw soort tijgerkat in Bolivia: de tilcayo
De schuwe kat leeft in bergachtig bosgebied in de Andes, en lijkt veel op andere soorten die in Zuid-Amerika leven.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Work has been pretty busy so I haven't had much time for social media, but then I look at my bsky timeline and think 'no I'm good actually'
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dave Fane is such a cutie, I love his laugh :D <3 #DavidFane #NZTaskmaster
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IWTV/TVL episode 6 didn't have to go that hard, but it did, and 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 (Once again my main disappointment is that Daniel and Claudia never got to meet)
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LESBIANS IN SPACE 😭
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is very first five minutes of a horror film
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Useful tumblr post: www.tumblr.com/worst-roomma... (Obviously this also applies to people from other countries but there are a lot of US-Americans online so most cases of well-intended but not always applicable advice comes from US-Americans)
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i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of americaworst-roommates-ever
Jul 8
for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them. 

at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".okay yes all the tags are very very good points but i would like to point out the main reason i made this post, which is that

if you are non-american then it can be dangerous to hold beliefs about your rights that are only applicable in the US.
i am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situationsi am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situations

(please do not chalk this up to 'if you don't do research then you are stupid'. i made this post with young people in mind. that being said i am willing to bet it also applies to others, ie those who are newer to non-local internet, older folks, or those escaping high-control environments.)
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I tried to describe Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma to friends and landed on 'it's insane, unsafe and consensual' to describe Billy and Kris.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This whodunnit in a fantasy AU is really fun: archiveofourown.org/works/69311806
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Death and Croissants - D0m1n0_3ff3ct, halfeatenmoon - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finally good news!
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not an expert but as far as I understood it, while there are many different ways to be queer, if you're queer then you're queer and it's not a competition where some folks are more queer than others.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching Rocky Horror last year with a male friend who mainly knew Tim Curry from SPAAAAACE was an experience :D. All he knew going in was that it had Tim Curry and gender.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can confirm, many feelings 👌🏻
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The capital of a former imperial ruler provides an ideal vantage point. After all, you are covering a region that is already defined by the history of that former imperial ruler with little consideration for the complex mix of identities that actually make up that region." 😂
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Joost Klein - Europapa at Eurovision 2024
ALT: Joost Klein - Europapa at Eurovision 2024
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hope no one looks at the recent 💿🐴 and thinks CBC has mellowed, because they are still unhinged and attack people for having slightly different opinions from them
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Izzy Hands has little to no creativity and I love that for him. Let him whittle a gazillion similar sharks. Let Wee John do his make-up because he's not sure about what looks pretty on him. Let him name a ship by sticking his own name in front of it.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally got round to watching Project Hail Mary. Since it's about a scientist going into space I assumed he'd be a physicist or something but no, he's a molecular biologist! When Stratt went 'I need people who piss other people off.' I thought 'well a molecular biologist's the guy to pick then'.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Last day to participate!
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Still reading my way through the #ofmdreversebang and did you know that @oluwandesorange.bsky.social and @gerlindemoon.bsky.social 's Night at the Museum AU is very very cute? archiveofourown.org/works/89438561 #ficrecfriday
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Count Binface heeft zijn nederlaag ruiterlijk erkend. "Ik heb mijn best gedaan, maar de mensen vinden Farage geschikter als vuilnisbak. Dat respecteer ik en daar feliciteer ik hem mee. Hij heeft natuurlijk ook een ongelofelijk grote bek waar je het afval eenvoudig in kunt schuiven." 😂
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can do SO MUCH with humor in horror movies! Bring in some comic relief characters who are actually funny! Use humor to build and release tension!
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*looks at day 16* Okay so my Steddyhands AU with boybanders Ed and Izzy is gonna get a sequel 🤡😌
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Did not have 'Con has to explain the body pillow incident' on my bingo card but I also didn't have 'ejaculate' on my bingo card 😂
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Did not expect to fill the 'furry' prompt for this year's kinktober promptlist but here we are #noregrets
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's Friday and therefore #ficrecfriday, still #ofmdreversebang edition archiveofourown.org/works/89008836 🔥🔥🔥 Gentlebeard, Explicit pwp canon era by @tabbystardust.bsky.social and @wardrobespierre.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/88607521 - Canon divergence Stizzy onna desert island!
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Meanwhile this how I'm learning that German rental homes don't come with kitchens. I wonder, if the Dutch and Germans join forces, would that get us rental homes with kitchens *and* floors, or would it lead to 'oh btw you need to bring your own kitchen and floor, this is normal and fine'.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nice to see Brits push back against this kind of jingoism. I remember when The Empty Child aired and a British friend was touched by the Doctor's little speech about the "one tiny, damp little island" saying no to Hitler because rah rah they fought back! Unlike those Europeans on the continent!! 🙃
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Oh sure, just leave your giant tour robot behind as if it's having a shit in the wood, Rob.
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'Take That's giant 60ft tour robot' spooks locals
The huge mechanical man has been spotted "lurking in the trees" in a village in Wiltshire.
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Draco the Lizard - The Wee Con @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
www.dutchnews.nl/2026/08/limb... Ah, great. 🙃
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Limburg wildfire spreads across 100 hectares overnight - DutchNews.nl
The wildfire in the Boschhuizerbergen nature reserve in northern Limburg has burned through about 100 hectares overnight and is still not under control, according to authorities, who have issued an NL...
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Opalautumn 🏴‍☠️🐇 @opalautumn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here’s the steely lord himself, merman Pete
A digital drawing of Pete from our flag means death. He’s been half buried in sand, with a merman’s tail covering his legs. His tail has been decorated with shells and sea glass, and he’s wearing two shells as a bikini. He looks very happy about the situation.
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