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The RedRoach

@redroach67.bsky.social
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Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.

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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've started a new hobby. I create these out of concrete and then paint them. When no one is looking, I stick them in people's yards and flower beds. Oh yeah, the undersides glow in the dark There will be more to come #mushrooms
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually wore my rally ring yesterday. It did not work. Unless it goes poorly, the Julio Lugo Signed bat will not be brought forth till game 3
Replica Astros World Series Ring
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I am old . Just spent 4 hours rebuilding, cleaning out, rerunning irrigation, and planting a 5 x 12 foot bed today at a local bakery. Now I plan on showering and sleeping for 3 hours.
5 x 12 ft herb garden
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not bad for an old guy. Pretty good week last week I wish I could sleep better
Highlights of my activities for last week.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My drive to work today.
Sunrise in central Texas
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mighty fine beast surveyong his kingdom
My dog
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did I mention that the dog insists that morning coffee be consumed on the back porch?
My feet
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4th ace in 35 years. Bad day, of course one great hole
Live Oak disc golf hole 13Live Oak disc golf hole 13Live Oak disc golf hole 13 basket
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes, I deserve whipped cream on my coffee this morning. I have already done a 3 mile walk and now it's time for coffee and a book
Coffee with whipped cream
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having a good morning with my mighty fine beast
My dog on the sofa
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm not good at crafts, but my plan is to start randomly putting strange mushrooms in people's gardens.
Glowing mushrooms made from concrete
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Picture of the sky and a rainbow
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've been using this stuff for over a decade Today I discovered they made an "ultra" version ... Going to get me a bottle
Zheng Gu Shui External Analgesic
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And one more
A cookie that says " Avery, sorry for your loss, 9 toes left"
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here is an older one.
Cookie that says "mama and papa are splitting up"
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We have a birthday tradition for our youngest. She likes these giant cookies, so her mother orders them with special messages. I just picked up this year's
Giant cookie that says "It's time to put on deodorant"
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dessert coffee it is.
Instant coffee
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I cooked a brisket today. Took a 4 mile walk at a 15:44 pace per mile. Now it's time for my medicine
Guinness Extra Stout bottle
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
13 lbs and looking good after 6.5 hours
13 lb brisket
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It is coffee time!!! And yes.... I deserved the whipped cream on top
Cup of coffee with whipped cream on tip
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He keeps asking "Is the brisket ready yet hoooman?"
Small dog
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sometimes I do good things in the garden
Zinnias in the garden Zinnias in the garden
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So, no Martini. I've opted for a really good beer and relaxing in the back porch with the hound
Austin Beer Works Soft Ghost IPA
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is my beast. He comes running when he hears the coffee maker. He knows I am weak and will put some whipped cream on top of his food
A Maltipoo looking sweet
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's a dry heat in my office
Thermostat showing 89F
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There is an old board game from the 80's we used to play called "junta" Seems very fitting today
Junta the board game
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This hit hard today
I'm this old - picture of old video game connector
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My emotional support beast lounging on my lap as I enjoy my emotional support Guinness Extra Stout
Dog laying on my lap
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Merlin hasn't heard the painted bunting this morning, but he is lurking
Merlin app identify four birds
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
First bloom of the year
Passion flower bloom
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is 8 pm in central Texas. I hear enormous booms of fireworks going off. Cannot see a thing. WTF? Wait till it's dark you idgets
8 pm in central Texas
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My emotional support beast. He is good at it.
Sweet dog face
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My new mantra
Never fought a bear, but I've choked a cougar
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If anyone sees one of these in Craig's list, please let me know. Pretty sure a D11 would be great for remodeling days centers
Caterpillar D11 Bulldozer
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Commodore 64 computer
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
These are chickens taking a dust bath. It looks fun, but they don't allow me to participate
Chickens taking a dust bath
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Foxes can climb. This little fool climbed into the run the other night and nearly got a hen. I caught him trying again a few minutes ago. He is a baby, but likes him some chicken. I will be sealing the run in tonight
Small Fox
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Closed all my windows on my work computer just now and was greeted by this judgmental Meercat
Meercat screen saver
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You know it's a good day when nobody gets a high five in the face, with a chair
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is Duck, the Hen. She lays blue eggs
Duck the hen
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sometimes you get something right
Passion Flower Vine on Fence
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sometimes I feel like posting random shit I find pictures of in my phone
Random pink popping float
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It wasn't a raccoon in the ceiling, but, a Texas Spotted Whip Tail lizard.
Texas spotted whip tail lizard
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Dr Octopus
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Mushroom
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Monkey with a morning star
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Always wanted to post a mushroom that I found
Mushroom
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is the face that i come home to every evening . He is a mighty fine beast
Maltipoo
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I've been having a rough day. This made me laugh.
Nut grinding station
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