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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should probably put more in this but

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet." Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You know how “low background steel” (the stuff produced prior to nuclear testing) is super valuable because no more of it can ever be made? The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I know we’ve had our differences with Holden Bloodfeast in the past, what with the “sitting on a throne of child skulls” and unrepentant racism, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf lately and we should give him a chance-
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The Wind in the Buttholes
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My stairs are perfectly safe and would never
The stairway of doom from Groverhaus, featuring incomplete bannisters, a landing window perfect for tumbling through to your death, and (inconsistently) insulated risers
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
In addition to papal bulls we will now also have papal bears and papal cubs. When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I wrote about why Dems should not only NOT indulge the transparently bad faith "DOGE committee", but should be messaging––in unison and at the top of their lungs––that it's just a rebranded Cat Food Commission designed to take away grandma's social security, weaken workers, and gut public education.
inthesetimes.com
Progressives Should Reject the DOGE Scam
There’s nothing to gain from indulging the premise that Musk and Trump care about “government waste”—it’s a ploy to gut the entire liberal state.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
ok well i would just do this
MAO MECH SUIT
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me: fuck, I’m tired. I’ll go to bed early and get a couple extra hours’ sleep My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Island of Misfit Sex Toys
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bluesky is for trans people.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
And so I, Thaddeus Horseclops III, in the same manner as my father Thaddeus Horseclops Jr before me; and his father’s favorite racehorse Thaddeus Horseclops before him; do solemnly swear to uphold -
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Cover of the 1995 self-titled Garbage album
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/10/2024
a compelling pitch!
lawn sign promoting Jim Lahey for president picturing him swigging from a bottle captioned 

"I am the liquor"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
When I say this is Hitler level shit I am fully aware of what I am saying and am saying it very mindfully and deliberately www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
From the Trump virus subreddit which has the video at the link in this post: 

Trump claims about illegal Haitians: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Kira without her jacket: Live 
Kira with Odo: Laugh 
Kira adjusting a phaser: Liberate
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
O Dildo, Where Art Thou?
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Non-Lethal Rounds ‘n’ Roses
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Every now and then I’m stunned all over again at how fucking amazing Metric’s album “Fantasies” is
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Homemade liquor made you blind? Still issue
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Woops too much Stellaris
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Gonna start using “to the revisionist swine” as the salutation in my work emails
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
[adopting an accent and talking slowly when speaking to anyone from the South] Fuck it, we drawl
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/04/2024
good morning
comic panel of a woman lying in bed thinking 

part of me wants to stay in bed all day, and the other part of me wants to stay in bed all day.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Drop a game you loved as a kid. This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank.
Image of the front box cover of the Atari game “Combat” (1977)
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
The vibes are real fucked today
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
I have shit for memory but somehow the fact that Willem Dafoe’s hog had to be stunt-penised because Lars von Trier thought it was confusingly large, lives eternally nestled in the folds of my brain.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Paddington the Psychopomp
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Ugh just woke up in that half-awake-half-asleep state to somebody knocking on my bedroom door. I live alone. If you need me I’ll be awake forever
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
This thing looks like if you smacked it, it would sound like spring door stopper
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Rewatching the expanse, and the ep where the Martian delegation lands on Earth to talk with the UN Imagine being the guy credited as “the puking diplomat” No shade, the dude sold it
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
It’s 700 years in the future. After a mass extinction event, humans are reduced to tribal, pre-industrial societies. Some echoes of the past remain, including an annual event wherein a selected tribesperson is cooked in a fire, after which their flesh is consumed with sugarcane.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 30/12/2023
this y'all?
panel 1: a biblically accurate angel appearing, saying "be not afraid"
panel 2: a person labeled 'monster fucker' thinking "would."
panel 3: the angel saying "..."
panel 4: the angel, with an angry center eye, saying "be more afraid"
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Tart Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman @tartattack.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
An illustration of the Poe story "The Cask of Amontillado" in which a man is about to place the last brick to entomb another man, except the other man is Mr. Beast. The caption reads: "In which Mr. Beast samples $1 vs. $1,000,000 Amontillado".
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
i have been waiting for this moment my entire life
Björk with red and blue hair wearing a white rose print jacket with the headline: “Björk narrates nature documentary about fungi”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
I kind of want to know whatever happened to that giant baby from a few years back
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/11/2023
New short story about blood and guts in a Denny's bathroom www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/11/07/b...
otherstrangeness.com
Bloodlust
I used to know this guy who had this fantasy of being pissed on.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Having now had a chance to take a look at the likely culprit, assuming a repetition of the previous incident, all I can say is You Completely Irresponsible Fucks. I am having flashbacks to yelling at Naomi Wu for irresponsible deployment of germicidal UV designs in 2020.
assets.lighting.philips.com
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Movie night: Constantine continues to rule, and the original Buffy movie has held up surprisingly well.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Now THIS is the high caliber perversion that I want out of my social media
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind
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Martyn @martynpedler.com · 08/10/2023
America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...
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KOSA: A Nationwide Anti-Trans/LGBTQ+ Bill in All but Name
And What You Can Do to Stop It
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy
photo of a mocha-colored long-haired cat with amber eyes, being lifted up by a disembodied arm, full moon visible above amongst light clouds. the cat’s expression as it looks off-screen, is one of great intensity and portent
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