Reposted by RedBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet." Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet" 321541 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 13/11/2025You know how “low background steel” (the stuff produced prior to nuclear testing) is super valuable because no more of it can ever be made? The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse. 000 0
Reposted by RedRed @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I know we’ve had our differences with Holden Bloodfeast in the past, what with the “sitting on a throne of child skulls” and unrepentant racism, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf lately and we should give him a chance- 313220 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/05/2025In addition to papal bulls we will now also have papal bears and papal cubs. When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?” 010 0
Reposted by RedAdam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I wrote about why Dems should not only NOT indulge the transparently bad faith "DOGE committee", but should be messaging––in unison and at the top of their lungs––that it's just a rebranded Cat Food Commission designed to take away grandma's social security, weaken workers, and gut public education.inthesetimes.comProgressives Should Reject the DOGE ScamThere’s nothing to gain from indulging the premise that Musk and Trump care about “government waste”—it’s a ploy to gut the entire liberal state. 12515108 0
Reposted by Redmarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 02/02/2025ok well i would just do this 924319 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Me: fuck, I’m tired. I’ll go to bed early and get a couple extra hours’ sleep My brain: hah, well here’s the thing, 110 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 28/11/2024And so I, Thaddeus Horseclops III, in the same manner as my father Thaddeus Horseclops Jr before me; and his father’s favorite racehorse Thaddeus Horseclops before him; do solemnly swear to uphold - 010 0
Reposted by RedErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/09/2024When I say this is Hitler level shit I am fully aware of what I am saying and am saying it very mindfully and deliberately www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus... 823002761 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 11/08/2024Every now and then I’m stunned all over again at how fucking amazing Metric’s album “Fantasies” is 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 27/07/2024Gonna start using “to the revisionist swine” as the salutation in my work emails 030 0
Reposted by Redcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/05/2024there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch 365232642 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 13/05/2024[adopting an accent and talking slowly when speaking to anyone from the South] Fuck it, we drawl 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 27/03/2024Drop a game you loved as a kid. This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank. 000 0
Reposted by RedRed @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/02/2024I have shit for memory but somehow the fact that Willem Dafoe’s hog had to be stunt-penised because Lars von Trier thought it was confusingly large, lives eternally nestled in the folds of my brain. 3202 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 20/01/2024Ugh just woke up in that half-awake-half-asleep state to somebody knocking on my bedroom door. I live alone. If you need me I’ll be awake forever 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 18/01/2024This thing looks like if you smacked it, it would sound like spring door stopper 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Rewatching the expanse, and the ep where the Martian delegation lands on Earth to talk with the UN Imagine being the guy credited as “the puking diplomat” No shade, the dude sold it 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 31/12/2023It’s 700 years in the future. After a mass extinction event, humans are reduced to tribal, pre-industrial societies. Some echoes of the past remain, including an annual event wherein a selected tribesperson is cooked in a fire, after which their flesh is consumed with sugarcane. 010 0
Reposted by RedThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 14/12/2023i have been waiting for this moment my entire life 251229289 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I kind of want to know whatever happened to that giant baby from a few years back 000 0
Reposted by Redmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/11/2023New short story about blood and guts in a Denny's bathroom www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/11/07/b...otherstrangeness.comBloodlustI used to know this guy who had this fantasy of being pissed on. 79328 0
Reposted by RedFunranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Having now had a chance to take a look at the likely culprit, assuming a repetition of the previous incident, all I can say is You Completely Irresponsible Fucks. I am having flashbacks to yelling at Naomi Wu for irresponsible deployment of germicidal UV designs in 2020.assets.lighting.philips.com 12386130 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 19/10/2023Movie night: Constantine continues to rule, and the original Buffy movie has held up surprisingly well. 000 0
Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Now THIS is the high caliber perversion that I want out of my social media 020 0
Reposted by RedBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind 121573275 0
Reposted by RedMartyn @martynpedler.com · 08/10/2023America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...juliaserano.substack.comKOSA: A Nationwide Anti-Trans/LGBTQ+ Bill in All but NameAnd What You Can Do to Stop It 3335251 0
Reposted by Red Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/07/2023when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy 191064256 0