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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 13m

it's legit to dislike a movie for being opaque, incomprehensible, that whole line of "I didn't get it," because it is kinda the artist's job to help me get *something* out of it but also I don't take seriously anybody making that criticism unless they've got at least 1000 movies under their belt

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 11h

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

watching Toy Story 5 and I genuinely wonder, are kids actually the target demo anymore? this feels so completely calibrated to parents and their anxieties

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I cannot say enough good things about how well Majuular conveys the spirit of this software development era. His Ultima videos should be watched by anyone who loved "Halt and Catch Fire" youtu.be/35SKawn2SDI

youtu.be

Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah

YouTube video by Majuular

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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This prestige streaming series could have been an email

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

MULTIVERSE WRITERS: see, these older versions of characters you liked still exist, they live and matter, their story went on ME: like a happy ending WRITERS: until our next event when all of their worlds and loved ones are obliterated before their eyes

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Baffling to me that so many people are assuming Robert Eggers the history guy is the one making an error here and not the Hollywood Reporter

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 21/09/2026

Every time I share my OPINION that we should put the elderly in a big blender people get all pissed off at me, smh politics

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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

to blast a guy in the face, that is the law

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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have erased the concept of "lore" from my brain. I am free

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Xavier @xavierck.com · 19/09/2026

I think the idea of the death penalty is pretty harsh right up until the point I'm listening to some electronica and suddenly there's a sample of somebody talking mixed into my otherwise lyric-free peace

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: can we just have a normal fucking day in this administration. can all of you just for 24 hours let me catch up with the insane things you've already said and done that are already bad THE ADMINISTRATION:

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 13/09/2026

a guy I already like said something I think is good. Now thats politics

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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I enjoy EYES WIDE SHUT without irony but also I love that the story is "something interesting almost happens to an upper middle class white couple"

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

trying to comprehend the inner lives of people who sincerely suggest that a "70/30 issue" compels a politician to bow to the majority. do they also decide their favorite music by what's the most popular on Spotify? do they live by Rotten Tomatoes audience scores?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You don’t want a live action movie of your favorite game, what you want are a series of OVAs directed by a guy best described as a “mecha pervert” and has one of the wildest soundtracks you’ve ever heard in your life

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Steven Spielberg's voice is halfway on a spectrum between Mark Rosewater and Jeff Bridges

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

google did Henry Mancini compose a theme song for Mancini's Sleep World

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

starring in my own little version of The Hangover when I look at everything I posted in my friend Discord the morning after I got stoned

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

my opinion on nathan fielder is that he performs calculated and unethical "practical jokes" on undeserving subjects. so it might be interesting to see him opposite someone equally calculating and unethical and, if anyone can be said to be, deserving

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Chris Onstad is a very funny man but he is absolutely one of those Most Divorced Guys

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

to this day I remember a comment I saw on ResetEra once, from long ago. a comment that said, DC shouldn't make the first Aquaman movie be around water. because he's strong and stuff in general. and you don't want the "lame" fish stuff. leave the ocean for the next movie

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

insanely funny that Joe Kerr was the for-real name of a writer on the DC animated universe

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nathan Fielder might legitimately be the film artist of the decade

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the worst time to get mad at someone is probably when you're in the middle of buying them a birthday cake

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2026

'Insects and Autumn Leaves' Kogyo Terazaki

color woodblock print of autumn leaves and a variety of insects including a stag beetle and praying Mantis

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Evlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channeled my angry mood into a drawing. Still need some finishing touches, but I will do them later.

angry woman goddess on stag dog with spear

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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026

People online embarrassed me because I was being stupid, and that's why the first amendment has gone too far

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Portals used to be prestigious sci-fi. Now one appears and I'm like, here we go, what Rick and Morty douchebags are popping out

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

for the love of Coyote v. Acme I will even endure children's movie trailers

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Nick Garcia @nwgarcia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"This is a flatly impeachable offense," I mutter to myself as part of my daily ritual before tossing the thing on the mental pile with the others.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me: He's SO fuckin lucky I wasn't there bro, I swear to God Ford's Theater tour guide: Sir, I'm not going to ask you again

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Salieri wracked with hatred and envy anew when he witnesses my immaculate, effortlessly freestyled ratio of fruit punch to Coke Zero at the soda fountain

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Rocky Horror Picture Show and Phantom of the Paradise take place in the same universe. the evidence: think about it

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you know, I'd put down some money that despite being announced, Ryan Gosling as fucking grown-up Bam Bam is so stupid that they will never actually get that shit out of pre-production. not a real movie. 30 Rock ass concept

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

furiously typing into search bar, "cocaine, real?? or just movie thing"

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Tart Attack @tartattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

sometimes I reread pleasant old webcomics like Questionable Content but I would enjoy it more if I could like, filter the archive by characters and only follow the ones I want to read about

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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Part of the fun of composing this bot is finding these magnificent artworks that would otherwise go completely forgotten and uncommented on. (Source.)

A complex piece by John Matteos, in an Art Deco take on the Cyberpunk Classic style. In a red frame, three silhouetted heads (each with gears, interlocking between the three heads) are superimposed over a gold CD; a globe is superimposed over all three. The top head is facing left; his gear is driving the globe. Where he peers left, he 'scans', his human eyes revealed as his grey view looks over the curvature of the CD. The middle head is facing right; where she peers, her human eyes revealed as her red view looks over a painting of a tree. The bottom head is facing left; where he looks, his yellow view superimposes a keyboard and mouse, but in his view, it is revealed to be a human hand.

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