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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should probably put more in this but

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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Getting ready to sculpt?
Still image from the movie “Butter” showing Jennifer Garner’s character working on a butter sculpture of a convertible car in front of an audience of onlookers.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Same!
Screenshot of purchase receipt from Steam for the game “Little Rocket Lab”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is the maddest they’ve ever been
Screenshot of post by serathkazaan.bsky.social: “The engagement was fun, hope y’all did too. Have a good morning! By the way, this post was intentionally a joke, I loved it.”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My stairs are perfectly safe and would never
The stairway of doom from Groverhaus, featuring incomplete bannisters, a landing window perfect for tumbling through to your death, and (inconsistently) insulated risers
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
lol. Lmao.
Screenshot from the article, reading:

"It's kind of been sad, because I've been trying to prove to people that it's a really awesome truck that's not falling apart, and then mine starts to fall apart, so it's just... Yeah, it's kind of unfortunate and sad."
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Meme image of Brad Pitt as Aldo Raine in “inglourious basterds” saying “and I want my foreskins”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me, when I’m definitely not mad
Screenshot of @trresident.bsky.social profile as of 8:40pm EST on Jan 7 2025. The bio simply reads “thanks for the entertainment”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Mfers don’t know about my hitclips
Picture of a hitclips music player (a spectacularly shitty fad in the early 2000s) along with a sample of memory cards which hold unbelievably terrible quality audio files. In the picture are Avril Lavigne’s “sk8ter boi”, NSYNC’s “it’s gotta be me” and NSYNC’s “pop”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Rockwell-esque painting of a young blonde woman pointing away with the text “go apologize to god”
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Cover of the 1995 self-titled Garbage album
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
When he gets home at night he takes off his people mask to reveal his true face
An image of the Mouth of Sauron
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I can see it now.
Edea, a character from the video game Final Fantasy 8, serving a mile of cunt in front of a podium.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Wait, liking unreasonably hot sauce is not a wholeass personality?
Trump “I’m hearing this for the first time” meme image
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
For me it was Newman in Cool Hand Luke. Like, holy shit dude,
Movie still from “Cool Hand Luke” in the famous egg eating scene, depicting Paul Newman looking extremely full of eggs and yet somehow also being absolutely insanely hot don’t ask me how
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Tfw when you’re not posing on a stepstool
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
Sadly packs away this look
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Tilda Swinton as Mason in Snowpiercer (2013) grinning maniacally
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Trump, upon just hearing for the first time that Dean Pericles fucks goats
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Hey
A very bashful emoji face that’s a little janky
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Raise the roof! No, please, we need to raise it, it's collapsi-
Image of a giant, sagging bubble in the ceiling which has broken open slightly and is leaking a small column of nasty-ass water
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Captain Kirk (of Star Trek) holding a penis-shaped rock
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Album cover for the eponymous Garbage album (1995)
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Drop a game you loved as a kid. This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank.
Image of the front box cover of the Atari game “Combat” (1977)
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Noah Fielding sat at a piano in his Hitcher costume from the tv series “The Mighty Boosh”, preparing to sing the “eels up inside ya” song.
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Da share zone meme (?) with text “just walk out .. you can leave!” And “if it sucks.. hit da bricks!! Real winners quit” with some examples of shit that sucks
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Tom (of Tom and Jerry) in a cowboy getup has blown the word “howdy” in smoke from a cigarette (not pictured) to impress a pretty lady. Rootin’, and possibly tootin’, but definitely shootin’
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Nice work! Quick q - is this a tiny toilet?
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I’m sure it’s fine
A ceiling drooping precipitously low, presumably because of a bad water leak that’s in the area above. This is what Merrittk’s kitchen will look like in about 10 hours, RIP
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Red @redhellian.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
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