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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

Seen on Facebook. This must be bizarro @tomchansky.bsky.social 's wheels.

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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

images that I think of at least once weekly

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 14/05/2024

Good Lord, the Rangers bullpen is an absolute shit show. I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

It's #MLBPlayerRespect time for the #CLEvsTEX series. This one's easy: Michael Lorenzen. Shohei Ohtani he ain't, but Lorenzen is a legit MLB SP who can also serve as a bench outfielder if you want him to. He's played 34 MLB games as an OF, been used as a PH 29 times. I love versatile ballplayers.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

I forgot to make my #MLBPlayerRespect post for the #CLEvsCWS series. It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Weezer dropped The Blue Album 30 years ago today. Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.

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Weezer - Holiday

From the 'Blue Album'.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

How many handshakes to Hitler? Let's see... 0. Me 1. Mike DeWine 2. GHW Bush 3. Prescott Bush 4. Fritz Thyssen 5. Hitler There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

Having forgotten the #LAAvsCLE series is over, I've got a replacement #MLBPlayerRespect choice for #DETvsCLE. Mark Canha. Never really celebrated; just gets on base, plays four positions, and hits 20 HR/162 games. Can even play 3B in a pinch. Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

This seems like a good idea, and I'll play along. My #MLBPlayerRespect pick for the #LAAvsCLE series is Adam Cimber. Not because he's a former Cleveland player*, but because he's a fine pitcher despite a fastball that sits around 85 MPH. Submariners are the best. (* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

I just heard someone who didn't appear to be kidding call tofu "toe food", and that's the best not-real expression I've heard in a very long time.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang. A slow gang. And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this. SLOW GANG!

an AI-generated image of a street gang made up of very tough sloths with the words SLOW GANG behind them

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

I'm beginning to suspect these campus protests are headed towards a Kent State or Jackson State situation, complete with people unironically saying that if the students didn't want to get dead, they shouldn't have expressed dissatisfaction with current policy.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

Hunter Gaddis as a starting pitcher: 7.68 ERA, 11 home runs and 33 runs allowed in 38.2 IP. Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP. I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Sorry, folks, river's closed. Moose outside shoulda told ya.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.

Photo of baseball player Josh Naylor looking like Baseball Wario.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/04/2024

TIRED: saying something is bad or sucks WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

Howard hasn't had a worse night in Ohio since The Duck landed in Cleveland.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.

The cutest dog on earth enjoying his new toy

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

one of the dumbest ideas i've ever had, and yet, here it is

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

A music festival with just "...and the..." bands without their leaders. The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.

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🇵🇸 🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

We spend the first 18 years of a person's life telling them about right and wrong and the rest laughing at them for thinking we were serious.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Just tried to buy groceries by tapping my driver's license on the credit card reader. It was unsuccessful. Obviously I didn't have enough money in my license account.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Enjoying the hell out of the cricket world cup, even if it's a bit on the nose.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/10/2023

i feel like i’m going completely insane otherwise and then i log on and people are just posting like “will the gop mobilize behind Chip Hornk (R-CO)?” i simply don’t know. i don’t know. i don’t know

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

"Opinion: Pee Wee should just let Francis Buxton keep the bike."

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.

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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 07/10/2023

when they crucify u by the balls the holes left behind r called ligmata

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

My wife just texted me the most Florida photo ever. Seen in Daytona. #FloridaWoman

An older woman, wearing all leather including knee-high leather boots, on an extremely pink motorcycle with a dog in an open-air compartment on the back of the bike

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 22/10/2023

woke bodegas and corner stores have replaced america's communal change piles with take-a-penis leave-a-penis trays

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