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No-Eyed Square Guy

@rectangly.bsky.social

Ohioan surrounded by Florida Man. He/him. Baseball/Cleveland Guardians/Indie Rock/Snark/Obscure References Everything sucks. Let's see if we can shitpost our way out of it.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 24/07/2024

This happened immediately in the aftermath of Roberta Vinci beating Serena Williams at the 2015 US Open. I think it's my favorite thing that's happened to me on the internet. Hacks gonna hack.

Me: Eight million tweets saying Veni Vidi Vinci in 3...2...1...

John Heyman: Veni Vidi Vinci

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Me, a BGSU grad, laughing at this before seeing it was posted by a Toledo person:

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

Seen on Facebook. This must be bizarro @tomchansky.bsky.social 's wheels.

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

If it's good enough for Emo Philips, it's good enough for me.

screencap from the film uhf, in the aftermath of the character played by emo philips cutting his finger off on a table saw

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No-Eyed Square Guy @rectangly.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang. A slow gang. And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this. SLOW GANG!