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Jellybones Jones

@reclusivejerk.bsky.social
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Never not awkward. Your friendly-ish neighborhood ace-enby. Pittsburgh spornts yay. she/they

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not having a great day to begin with, but driving to the store then getting slammed by a migraine in the parking lot is just wonderful.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fIrE tOmLiN 😆😆😆
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 11/09/2026
25 years later, a reflection on the past, the present, and the future. islamtoday.substack.com/p/25-years-l...
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25 Years Later
A reflection on the past, the present, and the future
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely everything is so exhausting at the moment.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I didn’t know til recently that OTC cold/flu meds actually do help many people feel better. I always thought they were a scam because the only thing they somewhat help me with is sneezing. No relief from body aches, etc. Also benadryl does not make me even slightly drowsy. Why am I like this?
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is Dolly’s passing what’s finally going to break me entirely? It’s possible!
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Really tired of my brain block against my video games. I want to play but I turn on the console, open a game, monkeyfart around for a few minutes, then turn it back off. I kind of miss when my ADHD was being medically treated.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is day-to-day with an upper body injury, per Lamoriello. Mitch McConnell has not resumed skating
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sucks when your team makes the playoffs but you can’t watch the games because ESPN hockey coverage is the god damned worst. It’s unwatchable.
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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Saw this outside the Carnegie Museum earlier this week and immediately thought of @pghgraffiti.bsky.social
A no stopping sign with the word “fart” handwritten on it so that the sign appears to read “fart stopping.”
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 23/03/2026
Bonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. She was just 7 years old. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing.
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81 years young, trailblazing Duluth hockey player Bonnie Shea is still skating strong
Bonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Chilling on the porch with a couple of the neighborhood ferals. I call the tabby Brownie the Elf and the black floof Owly Girl but my SO insists that her name should be Gowron. They are lovely company as long as I don’t make any sudden moves or sounds.
A small brown short haired tabby cat with comically large eyes gazing into the camera.A small and extremely fluffy black long haired cat with big yellow owl-like eyes, posing on the porch step.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You know, it was a regime, not just one guy There not going to give up and start singing like the soldiers in THE WIZARD OF OZ
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
He’s the Jeff in the box.
A young tabby cat sleeping in a cardboard box.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 10/02/2026
I used to just thank my dick for my open doors, but now I’ve learned to thank it for my closed doors. Your dick closing a door is not only protecting you, but it’s setting you up for something greater.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 04/01/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "it must be dickhead season"
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy Newman Os what the fuck?!
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It was a great night for hockey and for Stuart Skinner. I can usually only make it to one game per season… I’m glad this was the one.
Pittsburgh Penguins goalie Stuart Skinner being interviewed after being named the first star of the game.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
When your hockey team scores more points than your football team does on the same day. 💀
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We made this very inspirational comic.
1) *Rocket blasting off to the moon* “Shoot for the moon”
2) *Rocket going past moon* “Even if you miss”
3) *Astronaut tethered to rocket surrounded by stars* “You’ll land among the stars”
4) Astronaut, zoomed in: I will die alone up here.
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tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When I say “look at the cat” I expect my husbands head to turn within .1 second.
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NicocoCreates🎃👻🦇 @nicococreates.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Seriously Penguins, what the fuck.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
West side: best side. 🖤💛
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BarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Bryan Rust think Sid likes being the villain 😅 (h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Nick nack baby Jack 🖤 This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
Longhaired tabby kitten curled up on his favorite chair, ready for a nap.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I miss when sports betting was illegal.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Key difference 😃 #punk #punks #punkrock #punklegends #ramones #themisfits #punkrockhistory
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
So excited to see Trevor Harris win the CFL Grey Cup as a starter and also be named MVP. We went to the same college!
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Tee Koobaan 🇨🇦 - Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coach 🙄 @teekoobaan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
In a world full of Wayne Gretzkys, be a Mario Lemieux mariolemieux.org
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Home - Mario Lemieux Foundation
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Keeper Mav @callmemav.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"Are you a boy or a girl?" Neither, I cast my gender into the fires of Mount Doom from whence it was forged.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Bring on the Progressives. Boot out the establishment. I am so sick of them.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This majestic little guy showed up with his very skittish siblings a few weeks ago. I built an insulated shelter for them and have been putting out kitten food and fresh water. This guy loves pets and playtime. I am in love with him but already have five cats. Still want to keep him. 😭
A closeup image of a longhair tabby kitten sitting on a porch.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Eric Trump devastated to learn his favorite box of crayons was not removed from the East Wing before demolition began.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
John Fetterman is so disappointing people are calling him “rise of skywalker”
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Attended my small, ruby red town’s no kings rally today and I was pleasantly surprised at the crowd size. People really showed up in an area where it’s not easy to do.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So incredibly proud of my son. His marching band brought home all first place finishes after this long competition weekend. I love that he loves music as much as I do.
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Republicans are like: “Trump’s mugshot is gangster and will win him the thug vote” And also… “They should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood at the Superbowl”
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A piece of litter left behind on the asphalt. It’s a small piece of cardboard that reads “CRY” in bright pink letters.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 21/09/2025
Can someone convince Jeffries and Schumer that Trump is actually a democratic socialist so they put up a real fight against him for once?
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