Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not having a great day to begin with, but driving to the store then getting slammed by a migraine in the parking lot is just wonderful. 000
Reposted by Jellybones JonesQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 11/09/202625 years later, a reflection on the past, the present, and the future. islamtoday.substack.com/p/25-years-l...islamtoday.substack.com25 Years LaterA reflection on the past, the present, and the future 14216
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Absolutely everything is so exhausting at the moment. 001
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I didn’t know til recently that OTC cold/flu meds actually do help many people feel better. I always thought they were a scam because the only thing they somewhat help me with is sneezing. No relief from body aches, etc. Also benadryl does not make me even slightly drowsy. Why am I like this? 000
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Is Dolly’s passing what’s finally going to break me entirely? It’s possible! 020
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Really tired of my brain block against my video games. I want to play but I turn on the console, open a game, monkeyfart around for a few minutes, then turn it back off. I kind of miss when my ADHD was being medically treated. 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesHockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 13/07/2026 213623
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Sucks when your team makes the playoffs but you can’t watch the games because ESPN hockey coverage is the god damned worst. It’s unwatchable. 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesTLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy. 422689200
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Saw this outside the Carnegie Museum earlier this week and immediately thought of @pghgraffiti.bsky.social 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesMPR News @mprnews.org · 23/03/2026Bonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. She was just 7 years old. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing.mprnews.org81 years young, trailblazing Duluth hockey player Bonnie Shea is still skating strongBonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing. 9510100
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Chilling on the porch with a couple of the neighborhood ferals. I call the tabby Brownie the Elf and the black floof Owly Girl but my SO insists that her name should be Gowron. They are lovely company as long as I don’t make any sudden moves or sounds. 040
Reposted by Jellybones JonesDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026You know, it was a regime, not just one guy There not going to give up and start singing like the soldiers in THE WIZARD OF OZ 4045937
Reposted by Jellybones JonesJoel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 10/02/2026I used to just thank my dick for my open doors, but now I’ve learned to thank it for my closed doors. Your dick closing a door is not only protecting you, but it’s setting you up for something greater. 0163
Reposted by Jellybones JonesChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game. 15886392158
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It was a great night for hockey and for Stuart Skinner. I can usually only make it to one game per season… I’m glad this was the one. 000
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025When your hockey team scores more points than your football team does on the same day. 💀 000
Reposted by Jellybones JonesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this 353095435
Reposted by Jellybones JonesLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025We made this very inspirational comic. 412420
Reposted by Jellybones Jonestyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025When I say “look at the cat” I expect my husbands head to turn within .1 second. 48120652
Reposted by Jellybones JonesNicocoCreates🎃👻🦇 @nicococreates.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤 355248
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 14/12/2025It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan. 000
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 08/12/2025What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀 000
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years. 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesBarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Bryan Rust think Sid likes being the villain 😅 (h/t: x/PensInsideScoop) 041
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Nick nack baby Jack 🖤 This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes. 030
Reposted by Jellybones JonesPunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Key difference 😃 #punk #punks #punkrock #punklegends #ramones #themisfits #punkrockhistory 826551
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 17/11/2025So excited to see Trevor Harris win the CFL Grey Cup as a starter and also be named MVP. We went to the same college! 000
Reposted by Jellybones JonesTee Koobaan 🇨🇦 - Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coach 🙄 @teekoobaan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025In a world full of Wayne Gretzkys, be a Mario Lemieux mariolemieux.orgmariolemieux.orgHome - Mario Lemieux Foundation 1074209621
Reposted by Jellybones JonesKeeper Mav @callmemav.bsky.social · 12/11/2025"Are you a boy or a girl?" Neither, I cast my gender into the fires of Mount Doom from whence it was forged. 5587
Reposted by Jellybones JonesJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Bring on the Progressives. Boot out the establishment. I am so sick of them. 33993681936
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025This majestic little guy showed up with his very skittish siblings a few weeks ago. I built an insulated shelter for them and have been putting out kitten food and fresh water. This guy loves pets and playtime. I am in love with him but already have five cats. Still want to keep him. 😭 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23/10/2025BREAKING NEWS: Eric Trump devastated to learn his favorite box of crayons was not removed from the East Wing before demolition began. 1111617
Reposted by Jellybones JonesJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/10/2025John Fetterman is so disappointing people are calling him “rise of skywalker” 4570089
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Attended my small, ruby red town’s no kings rally today and I was pleasantly surprised at the crowd size. People really showed up in an area where it’s not easy to do. 000
Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/10/2025So incredibly proud of my son. His marching band brought home all first place finishes after this long competition weekend. I love that he loves music as much as I do. 010
Reposted by Jellybones JonesBrian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Republicans are like: “Trump’s mugshot is gangster and will win him the thug vote” And also… “They should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood at the Superbowl” 1193
Reposted by Jellybones JonesQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 21/09/2025Can someone convince Jeffries and Schumer that Trump is actually a democratic socialist so they put up a real fight against him for once? 1453792