tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sometimes i stop in my tracks and remember: did i post a hit tweet yesterday? and i run to check bsky. to find i didn't. i didn't post at all. 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching my cat snoozing at 7:45pm like he doesn’t have to be at work in 15 minutes. 0121
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love running an app update. The more updates the better. I’ll update them all. I watch the little dial go around. My little dopamine hit. Like taking your Pokémon in to be healed when they’re already fine! 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“This looks just like Burbank!” - me abroad anywhere 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the millennial urge to decorate with a giant photograph of a highland cow 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i have this feint memory of being stuck in a Groundhog Day experience with the song "Fight Song" 010
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026we are the sons of the mumfords you could not burn 0185
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026the real reason that odyssey dude was trying to get here so bad 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026it can turn out that, yes, some artists have created art that has really survived thousands of years 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026it can turn out that, yes, some artists have created art that has really survived thousands of years 050
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I could get more into it if they called it Horseradish Disco 120
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026me to chatgpt in 50 years: chat i'm dying gpt: That's a really important observation, and significantly reframes what you've told me about your life so far. 050
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026all logic immediately evacuates my brain the second i have a package in front of me that needs to be opened 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026checking in on college friends like heyyyy u medicated yet? 010
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026texting my friends “you’re making a huge mistake” then turning my phone off 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026the writerly urge to end Act 1 with "but it's 9:01 so we're gonna get started" 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026now what did i say 4 months agodeadline.com'Grey's Anatomy' Texas Spinoff Ordered By ABC - ExclusiveABC has ordered a 'Grey's Anatomy' Texas-set spinoff with Shonda Rhimes and Meg Marinis as co-creators. The duo executive produce with Ellen Pompeo. 000
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Sometimes I watch my cat and think they should make a musical about this 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026You should be allowed to permanently move your birthday one time in your life. 030
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026u ever been the third person keeping the conversation on life support because the other two clearly just want to fuck? 110
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026A miserable 12 days of Cowboy missing finally ended last night when he found his way home 🥹 I’ve never felt more in community — the entire neighborhood mobilized to look & spread the word. I love LA. Cowboy is healthy, eating, hydrating, and as happy to be home as we are to have him home. 3210
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026ren-faire, Gender confirmation care you’re Lebanese, you’re orient Pinot noir, Rosanne Barr 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I love when you can't finish a new album because one song has stopped you dead (positive), then you finally move on and there's even more treasures to come 120
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I love how messy Nextdoor is in LA. The Real HouseUS of Los Angeles ✨ 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Ladies if he wanted to sing happy birthday on pitch he would 000
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I’ve already thought of and done any photo trend you can imagine in the privacy of my own home no offense 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026You ever get so high you try to check the comments section for something you saw irl 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Can’t believe there are so many good pop songs about… Shawn Mendes. 010
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026when you only have a little wiggle room that's Cart Blanchette 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I personally am not a fan of fun movie categories on streaming. I'm just looking for "Women 34-54" that it's. 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i am more than just the occasional cat tweet! ... right? 180
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026saying “do not gaslight me right now” when you’re the one gaslighting 👌🏼 060
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026i hope they're still making minion movies long after i'm gone 💛 230
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I always thought it was “rear-fried beans” but it doesn’t make sense when you think about it. 020
tyler 🇨🇺 @tylerisbackon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Love polymarket ads on Grindr. Will he tap you back? Place your bets. 050
